JinVA Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Owl Story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thailog80 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 The Owl just likes his Whooter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 The Owl just likes his Whooter. 533597[/snapback] That's a real whoo done it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 How many licks does it take for a stoned owl with the munchees in your Christmas tree to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 It said CHRISTMAS TREE, not holiday tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JinVA Posted December 16, 2005 Author Share Posted December 16, 2005 It said CHRISTMAS TREE, not holiday tree. 534288[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin in Va Beach Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Officers named the owl "Cheech" and plan to return him to the wild soon. As soon as they can cure him of his Hostess Ding-Dong addiction. It has been reported that the Owl also really likes Pink Floyd... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 534382[/snapback] Bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Animal Control is a tax funded department, no? Why the !@#$ was a penny wasted testing his blood to see if he was stoned? For a funny headline? Holy sh--. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 What's great is that the picture they show with the article actually looks like a stoned owl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomerjamhead Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 Animal Control is a tax funded department, no? Why the !@#$ was a penny wasted testing his blood to see if he was stoned? For a funny headline? Holy sh--. 534557[/snapback] I'm sure it was the funny headline angle that they were taking with this one. I highly doubt that the blood test was driven by the fact that all birds of prey are protected species and if you harm one, you are in some deep sh--. Ever get outdoors much? All birds of prey are federally protected. It is a violation of federal law to harm a bird of prey, disturb a nest, take eggs, or even have a feather in your possession without express permission from the federal government. The near demise of several species, due to indiscriminate use of pesticides and loss of habitat, along with other reasons, has led to this "blanket" protected status for our native birds of prey. My Webpage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 No wonder they say wise old owl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 Owls are knockterminal birds. The thing was probably in the tree when they brought it home and flying around their house at night while they slept. It probably was hungry and ate their stash. Mystery solved. Next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 Owls are knockterminal birds. The thing was probably in the tree when they brought it home and flying around their house at night while they slept. It probably was hungry and ate their stash. Mystery solved. Next. 536455[/snapback] It depends on the owl. There are a few owls which are diurnal such as the Snowy Owl and the Hawk Owl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 It depends on the owl. There are a few owls which are diurnal such as the Snowy Owl and the Hawk Owl 536501[/snapback] All animals pee. Not just owls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 All animals pee. Not just owls. 536575[/snapback] Perhaps if you consulted Merriam-Webster before you respond it will help you seem like less a ninny. Main Entry: di-Function: combining form Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French, from Latin, from Greek; akin to Old English twi- 1 : twice : twofold : double <dichromatic> Snowy owls and halk owls have two winkies ya mo-ron. They can stand at one urnal and pee in the next one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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