VABills Posted December 15, 2005 Posted December 15, 2005 Al Gore is out jogging one morning, notices a little boy on the corner with a box. Curious, he runs over to the child and says, "What's in the box, kid?" The little boy says, "Kittens, they're brand new kittens." Al Gore laughs and says, "What kind of kittens are they?" "Democrats," the child says. "Oh, that's cute," Al Gore says and he runs off. A couple of days later, Al Gore is running with his buddy Bill Clinton and he spies the same boy with his box just ahead. Al says to Bill, "You gotta check this out," and they both jog over to the boy with the box. Al says, "Look in the box Bill, isn't that cute? Look at those little kittens. Hey, kid, tell my friend Bill what kind of kittens they are." The boy replies, "They're Republicans." "Whoa!" Al says, "I came by here the other day and you said they were Democrats. What's up?" "Well," the kid says, "Their eyes are open now."
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted December 15, 2005 Posted December 15, 2005 Al Gore is out jogging one morning, notices a little boy on the corner with a box. Curious, he runs over to the child and says, "What's in the box, kid?" The little boy says, "Kittens, they're brand new kittens." Al Gore laughs and says, "What kind of kittens are they?" "Democrats," the child says. "Oh, that's cute," Al Gore says and he runs off. A couple of days later, Al Gore is running with his buddy Bill Clinton and he spies the same boy with his box just ahead. Al says to Bill, "You gotta check this out," and they both jog over to the boy with the box. Al says, "Look in the box Bill, isn't that cute? Look at those little kittens. Hey, kid, tell my friend Bill what kind of kittens they are." The boy replies, "They're Republicans." "Whoa!" Al says, "I came by here the other day and you said they were Democrats. What's up?" "Well," the kid says, "Their eyes are open now." 533324[/snapback] Don't post all your material in one day. You really have to learn to pace yourself.
VABills Posted December 15, 2005 Author Posted December 15, 2005 Don't post all your material in one day. You really have to learn to pace yourself. 533340[/snapback] Oh there is plenty more where that came from. It's like clubbing baby seals. Real easy targets of opportunity.
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted December 15, 2005 Posted December 15, 2005 Oh there is plenty more where that came from. It's like clubbing baby seals. Real easy targets of opportunity. 533346[/snapback] Problem is, while clubbing baby seals is fun in and of itself, it gets old really quickly if you're only a spectator.
VABills Posted December 15, 2005 Author Posted December 15, 2005 Problem is, while clubbing baby seals is fun in and of itself, it gets old really quickly if you're only a spectator. 533355[/snapback] Don't knock it until you try it.
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted December 15, 2005 Posted December 15, 2005 Don't knock it until you try it. 533356[/snapback] I'm not knocking clubbing baby seals, Frodo, I'm knocking watching someone else club baby seals. It's dull. If you're going to club something and make it a spectator sport, club something that fights back. Not baby seals or Democrats.
Alaska Darin Posted December 15, 2005 Posted December 15, 2005 I'm not knocking clubbing baby seals, Frodo, I'm knocking watching someone else club baby seals. It's dull. If you're going to club something and make it a spectator sport, club something that fights back. Not baby seals or Democrats. 533365[/snapback] Liberals: Truly a waste of opposable thumbs.
Taro T Posted December 15, 2005 Posted December 15, 2005 Oh there is plenty more where that came from. It's like clubbing baby seals. Real easy targets of opportunity. 533346[/snapback] Speaking of which, does anybody else know the "seal song"? The chorus goes something like this: "You don't bludgeon a seal 'cause you want him for a meal. You do it 'cause you want to hear that litter f***er squeal. You club him in the head, and you do it just for kicks. Then you poke out his eyes with your eye pokin' sticks." Sorry for the interruption.
X. Benedict Posted December 15, 2005 Posted December 15, 2005 Speaking of which, does anybody else know the "seal song"? The chorus goes something like this: "You don't bludgeon a seal 'cause you want him for a meal. You do it 'cause you want to hear that litter f***er squeal. You club him in the head, and you do it just for kicks. Then you poke out his eyes with your eye pokin' sticks." Sorry for the interruption. 533557[/snapback] Hey that is kinda catchy! Have you ever had seal meat? I bet it is double yum.
Taro T Posted December 15, 2005 Posted December 15, 2005 Hey that is kinda catchy!Have you ever had seal meat? I bet it is double yum. 533593[/snapback] No. Unless you're a polar bear, you don't want him for a meal.
Chef Jim Posted December 15, 2005 Posted December 15, 2005 No. Unless you're a polar bear, you don't want him for a meal. 533615[/snapback] Oh you've never had it after I've added my flair. It's a tasty holiday treat.
Taro T Posted December 16, 2005 Posted December 16, 2005 Oh you've never had it after I've added my flair. It's a tasty holiday treat. 533634[/snapback] Is it legal to put "flair" on seal meat?
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