Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted

Is Stojan's real name: "Daniel Anceneaux"?

 

 

"I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.

 

"But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "

 

;):doh::blink:

Posted
Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.

 

"Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.

Gee, I wonder why?

 

Guess it sucks when your wife of 27 years is trying to cheat on you with your son.

Posted
Is that how it goes?????    :blink:  :doh:  ;)  :lol:

533043[/snapback]

 

Dating can be so hard these days, now you need

Cliff's Notes for Oedipus just to get to first base.

Posted
I'm amazed that it would go on so long without exchanging pictures.  How stupid is that?

533037[/snapback]

 

 

I am sure they did send pictures.

 

The problem is he sent pictures and said:

"This is me"

 

And she sent pictures and said:

"This is me".

Posted
I'm amazed that it would go on so long without exchanging pictures. How stupid is that?

 

I'm a little TO'd because she still hasn't sent me a full body shot. [/Kip]

Posted
Gee, I wonder why?

 

Guess it sucks when your wife of 27 years is trying to cheat on you with your son.

533005[/snapback]

 

This is too Springer-like even for Springer! :lol:

Posted
It's boring smacking only Liberals and OBD management around.  Welcome to the party, pal.

533633[/snapback]

I have to watch that movie next week. Tis the season.

 

Thanks for reminding me.

 

"Yippie-Ki-Yay, Mutha!@#$a!"

×
×
  • Create New...