Crap Throwing Monkey Posted December 14, 2005 Posted December 14, 2005 I sadly have to admit that I have. 532176[/snapback] Yeah...but you look up to me. Admit it.
stuckincincy Posted December 14, 2005 Posted December 14, 2005 Here's a resource... http://www.heptune.com/farts.html
VABills Posted December 14, 2005 Posted December 14, 2005 Yeah...but you look up to me. Admit it. 532202[/snapback] Well sh-- when your 8 feet tall, and a head that's twice as large, everyone on the board has to look up to you.
Nixon Posted December 14, 2005 Posted December 14, 2005 Well sh-- when your 8 feet tall, and a head that's twice as large, everyone on the board has to look up to you. 532228[/snapback] Well, if he's 8 feet tall, you must be pretty short. Are you? Is this some of that famous math I've read about you using?
Rico Posted December 14, 2005 Posted December 14, 2005 A serious question about farting in cold weather.. 531966[/snapback]
aussiew Posted December 14, 2005 Posted December 14, 2005 I'm so glad that being a woman, I don't feel compelled to contribute to this thread....
ExiledInIllinois Posted December 14, 2005 Posted December 14, 2005 I'm so glad that being a woman, I don't feel compelled to contribute to this thread.... 532320[/snapback] Ahhh but, you secretly want to contribute. Like for MOST woman... TO THEM, it is never funny when somebody else does it (farts)... But, it becomes a blast (pun intended) when THEY toot away! Anyway... Here is a joke that keeps my 7 year old son rolling. What is the sharpest thing in the world? A fart, it "cuts" through your pants without even making a hole!
The Dean Posted December 15, 2005 Posted December 15, 2005 I concur this is one hysterically titled thread. But, let's cut to the chase (hehehe he said "cut"...) A good place to pose a question susch as this is: http://straightdope.com/ Cecil adams will hook you up with an answer. Farts seem to be a favorite topic of the Straight Dope. Here are a few worth checking out: What exactly is a fart? http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_079.html Do you weigh more or less after you fart? http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_380.html If you burp, fart, and sneeze at the same time, will you die? http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a4_059.html Fun with farts: Is it dangerous to use an air hose to induce flatus? http://www.straightdope.com/columns/050909.html
Ghost of BiB Posted December 15, 2005 Posted December 15, 2005 You took the time, Dean. Huh? That's OK. We understand.
The Dean Posted December 15, 2005 Posted December 15, 2005 You took the time, Dean. Huh? That's OK. We understand. 532778[/snapback] It's the curse of being a research guy.
X. Benedict Posted December 15, 2005 Posted December 15, 2005 I concur this is one hysterically titled thread. But, let's cut to the chase (hehehe he said "cut"...) A good place to pose a question susch as this is: http://straightdope.com/ Cecil adams will hook you up with an answer. Farts seem to be a favorite topic of the Straight Dope. Here are a few worth checking out: What exactly is a fart? http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_079.html Do you weigh more or less after you fart? http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_380.html If you burp, fart, and sneeze at the same time, will you die? http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a4_059.html Fun with farts: Is it dangerous to use an air hose to induce flatus? http://www.straightdope.com/columns/050909.html 532773[/snapback]
X. Benedict Posted December 15, 2005 Posted December 15, 2005 If you burp, fart, and sneeze at the same time, will you die? 532773[/snapback] Just when I thought I had answered all of life's big questions, along comes this one.
The Tomcat Posted December 15, 2005 Posted December 15, 2005 Methane!...... Which is flammable.....so I hear!
GoodBye Posted December 15, 2005 Posted December 15, 2005 Methane!...... Which is flammable.....so I hear! 533053[/snapback] Oh man, my oldest brother found out the hard way when he was trying to figure this out back when we were kids.
The Dean Posted December 15, 2005 Posted December 15, 2005 Oh man, my oldest brother found out the hard way when he was trying to figure this out back when we were kids. 533147[/snapback] So, now two of the lovely ladies have joined the fart thread. How long before the others come out of the closet (so to speak). Trust me, you con't want to stay in the closet for too long after a fart.
VABills Posted December 15, 2005 Posted December 15, 2005 Oh man, my oldest brother found out the hard way when he was trying to figure this out back when we were kids. 533147[/snapback] Did it look like this? http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/buttrocket.html
X. Benedict Posted December 15, 2005 Posted December 15, 2005 Did it look like this? http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/buttrocket.html 533192[/snapback] That has to be the dumbest thing I have seen in ages.
VABills Posted December 15, 2005 Posted December 15, 2005 That has to be the dumbest thing I have seen in ages. 533196[/snapback] Didn't you see the NBF video?
X. Benedict Posted December 15, 2005 Posted December 15, 2005 Didn't you see the NBF video? 533199[/snapback] NBF video? I looked at the link you posted.
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted December 15, 2005 Posted December 15, 2005 That has to be the dumbest thing I have seen in ages. 533196[/snapback] Never read the retatta recipe, did you?
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