VABills Posted December 13, 2005 Posted December 13, 2005 International Bunny Party unite. http://people.freenet.de/schnubelken/bunnys/
Ramius Posted December 13, 2005 Posted December 13, 2005 International Bunny Party unite. http://people.freenet.de/schnubelken/bunnys/ 531250[/snapback] There are 2 published books called "The bunny suicides" with those and so many more images in them. they are hilarious
aussiew Posted December 13, 2005 Posted December 13, 2005 Thanks for not putting cat faces on the bunnies.
VABills Posted December 13, 2005 Author Posted December 13, 2005 Thanks for not putting cat faces on the bunnies. 531397[/snapback] I am trying to find a kill the kitty site as we speak. Thanks for that idea.
The Dean Posted December 13, 2005 Posted December 13, 2005 An old girlfriend used to have a cute little bunny (yes, a real rabbit, pervs) named Mr. Bunny Rex To the tune of "Peter Cottontail", I'd sing to her (and the bunny): Here comes Mr. Bunny dude Lookin for his bunny food Hoppity, Hippity Bunny's on his way Simmerin with celery and carrots, too he'd make a mighty fine bunny stew Bunny's hoping Bunny's here to stay (...and yes, I know I reversed "hippity and "hoppity"...call it my personal syncopation) I know...no wonder she's a former girlfriend.
Johnny Coli Posted December 13, 2005 Posted December 13, 2005 An old girlfriend used to have a cute little bunny (yes, a real rabbit, pervs) named Mr. Bunny Rex To the tune of "Peter Cottontail", I'd sing to her (and the bunny): Here comes Mr. Bunny dude Lookin for his bunny food Hoppity, Hippity Bunny's on his way Simmerin with celery and carrots, too he'd make a mighty fine bunny stew Bunny's hoping Bunny's here to stay (...and yes, I know I reversed "hippity and "hoppity"...call it my personal syncopation) I know...no wonder she's a former girlfriend. 531440[/snapback] Fascinating anecdote, Dean.
The Dean Posted December 13, 2005 Posted December 13, 2005 Fascinating anecdote, Dean. 531454[/snapback] I got more...no worries. Of course you know the difference between an anecdote and a joke? There's laughter after a joke.
cåblelady Posted December 14, 2005 Posted December 14, 2005 Thanks for not putting cat faces on the bunnies. 531397[/snapback] I'll second that.
Ghost of BiB Posted December 14, 2005 Posted December 14, 2005 I am trying to find a kill the kitty site as we speak. Thanks for that idea. 531424[/snapback] That happens to me every time I drink too much and tell them what I really think about their lame ass ex stories... Oh, wait...
cåblelady Posted December 14, 2005 Posted December 14, 2005 That happens to me every time I drink too much and tell them what I really think about their lame ass ex stories... Oh, wait... 531595[/snapback]
KD in CA Posted December 14, 2005 Posted December 14, 2005 International Bunny Party unite. http://people.freenet.de/schnubelken/bunnys/ 531250[/snapback] Great stuff
aussiew Posted December 14, 2005 Posted December 14, 2005 That happens to me every time I drink too much and tell them what I really think about their lame ass ex stories... Oh, wait... Now that was funny
Beerball Posted December 14, 2005 Posted December 14, 2005 Simmerin with celery and carrots, too he'd make a mighty fine bunny stew Bunny's hoping Bunny's here to stay 531440[/snapback] True story...many years ago my cousins lost their pet rabbit at my Grandarents house. Being a typical Italian family all of the cousins, aunts and uncles helped look for the little bugger. They had 15-20 rows of grapes in behind the house, and we all searched the area. Sadly he was never found. Being a typical Italian family, my straight off the boat Sicilian Grandmother decided that since everyone was at her house they should all be fed. She always had a pot of sauce ready, so everyone sat down for pasta. You would never know what would be in the sauce. Usually meatballs, hard boiled eggs (amazingly good after sitting in sauce for a day or two), pork and whatever else was available. She was an amazing cook who could make a meal from nothing. This night she fed my cousins (the lost bunny cousins) first. She ladled the pasta on their plates with sauce and meat. This day pork was in the kettle. After they had all tasted their food she asked how everything was. Terrific Ma, great sauce... She started laughing like a crazy person....and you guessed it, no pork in the kettle that day. Ma got her hands on that bunny and she just couldn't help herself.
The Dean Posted December 14, 2005 Posted December 14, 2005 True story...many years ago my cousins lost their pet rabbit at my Grandarents house. Being a typical Italian family all of the cousins, aunts and uncles helped look for the little bugger. They had 15-20 rows of grapes in behind the house, and we all searched the area. Sadly he was never found. Being a typical Italian family, my straight off the boat Sicilian Grandmother decided that since everyone was at her house they should all be fed. She always had a pot of sauce ready, so everyone sat down for pasta. You would never know what would be in the sauce. Usually meatballs, hard boiled eggs (amazingly good after sitting in sauce for a day or two), pork and whatever else was available. She was an amazing cook who could make a meal from nothing. This night she fed my cousins (the lost bunny cousins) first. She ladled the pasta on their plates with sauce and meat. This day pork was in the kettle. After they had all tasted their food she asked how everything was. Terrific Ma, great sauce... She started laughing like a crazy person....and you guessed it, no pork in the kettle that day. Ma got her hands on that bunny and she just couldn't help herself. 531710[/snapback] See someone understands me. Thanks Beerball. I bet the sauce was great...ya see there's a restaurant in San Francisco.. Awwww...never mind
KD in CA Posted December 14, 2005 Posted December 14, 2005 True story...many years ago my cousins lost their pet rabbit at my Grandarents house. Being a typical Italian family all of the cousins, aunts and uncles helped look for the little bugger. They had 15-20 rows of grapes in behind the house, and we all searched the area. Sadly he was never found. Being a typical Italian family, my straight off the boat Sicilian Grandmother decided that since everyone was at her house they should all be fed. She always had a pot of sauce ready, so everyone sat down for pasta. You would never know what would be in the sauce. Usually meatballs, hard boiled eggs (amazingly good after sitting in sauce for a day or two), pork and whatever else was available. She was an amazing cook who could make a meal from nothing. This night she fed my cousins (the lost bunny cousins) first. She ladled the pasta on their plates with sauce and meat. This day pork was in the kettle. After they had all tasted their food she asked how everything was. Terrific Ma, great sauce... She started laughing like a crazy person....and you guessed it, no pork in the kettle that day. Ma got her hands on that bunny and she just couldn't help herself. 531710[/snapback] I knew all Italian women were fugged in the head, but...
VABills Posted December 14, 2005 Author Posted December 14, 2005 I knew all Italian women were fugged in the head, but... 531892[/snapback] Her name was Glen Closavito..
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