Stl Bills Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 So right as I walk into the bar I reach into my pocket and realize that I accidently brought my brand new 60 gig I-pod with me. I thought to myself "you better put that in the car or your going to lose it". Fast Forward to this morning--no ipod no memory. This sucks
IDBillzFan Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 The problem isn't that you drink too much, it's that you're still not good enough at it yet. Keep practicing. You'll get the hang of it.
ch19079 Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 thats nothing. try waking up (not remembering anything from the previous night), next to a very ugly fat chick. then when she eventually wakes up, and leaves. you take a shower. when you come back from the shower, shes laying naked in your bed. and wont leave. now thats scary.
Phlegm Alley Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 thats nothing. try waking up (not remembering anything from the previous night), next to a very ugly fat chick. then when she eventually wakes up, and leaves. you take a shower. when you come back from the shower, shes laying naked in your bed. and wont leave. now thats scary. 526066[/snapback] You do what any respectable man would do...Tell her to leave or you're gonna call the cops.
dib Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 thats nothing. try waking up (not remembering anything from the previous night), next to a very ugly fat chick. then when she eventually wakes up, and leaves. you take a shower. when you come back from the shower, shes laying naked in your bed. That's Coyote ugly, when you'd rather chew your own arm off than wake her up.
Ramius Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 I went out last night and had a great time. I had a ton of fun drinking with some buddies, and we stole this brand new 60 gig I-pod from this drunk dumbass. He was so wasted that he didnt even know. But i like my new Ipod.
East Brady Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 So right as I walk into the bar I reach into my pocket and realize that I accidently brought my brand new 60 gig I-pod with me. I thought to myself "you better put that in the car or your going to lose it". Fast Forward to this morning--no ipod no memory. This sucks 526059[/snapback] You are being penelized for opening your xmas present early, it was supposed to stay wrapped up under the tree until after santa left!!!Santa does not like people to open the gifts early and in this case you cheated him by 3 weeks sham on you!!!
smokinandjokin Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 So right as I walk into the bar I reach into my pocket and realize that I accidently brought my brand new 60 gig I-pod with me. I thought to myself "you better put that in the car or your going to lose it". Fast Forward to this morning--no ipod no memory. This sucks 526059[/snapback] What was the drink of choice? I've had some serious blackouts when I'm hammering back the rum.
KD in CA Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 You do what any respectable man would do...Tell her to leave or you're gonna call the cops. 526068[/snapback] "Why are you still here, do you need cab fare or something?" usually works.
Stl Bills Posted December 9, 2005 Author Posted December 9, 2005 I'm confused... did she leave and come back? I don't mess with the fatties but I've had my fair share of beer goggle escapades. I generally remember those though, they just look a lot better when your wasted.
Stl Bills Posted December 9, 2005 Author Posted December 9, 2005 Good now I know I have to kick Ramius's ass and get my ipod back.
inkman Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 So right as I walk into the bar I reach into my pocket and realize that I accidently brought my brand new 60 gig I-pod with me. I thought to myself "you better put that in the car or your going to lose it". Fast Forward to this morning--no ipod no memory. This sucks 526059[/snapback] A real drunk wouldn't have had the loot to spend on anything other than booze.
KRC Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 A real drunk wouldn't have had the loot to spend on anything other than booze. 526078[/snapback] Amateurs.
Stl Bills Posted December 9, 2005 Author Posted December 9, 2005 What was the drink of choice? I've had some serious blackouts when I'm hammering back the rum. I'm really not sure but if It was the usual it was about 10 bud light, 4 yaeger blasters (I know its spelled wrong), and one or two shots of crown or jameson
X. Benedict Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 So right as I walk into the bar I reach into my pocket and realize that I accidently brought my brand new 60 gig I-pod with me. I thought to myself "you better put that in the car or your going to lose it". Fast Forward to this morning--no ipod no memory. This sucks 526059[/snapback] You were last seen licking butterscotch out of a midget's thong. We all laughed a lot. Don't know what happened to the I-pod though.
eSJayDee Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 You think you had a bad night, think about that poor goat.
mead107 Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 I'm really not sure but if It was the usual it was about 10 bud light, 4 yaeger blasters (I know its spelled wrong), and one or two shots of crown or jameson 526086[/snapback] That's ALL ????? cheep drunk
IDBillzFan Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 You were last seen licking butterscotch out of a midget's thong. We all laughed a lot. Don't know what happened to the I-pod though. 526097[/snapback] But every time the midget farts, you can hear Kanye West coming out of his ass.
HurlyBurly51 Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 I'm really not sure but if It was the usual it was about 10 bud light, 4 yaeger blasters (I know its spelled wrong), and one or two shots of crown or jameson 526086[/snapback] What, do you weigh like 60 pounds or something?
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