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"The best part is the "biometrics" toilet seat that'll figure out who you are based on your weight and prints the news you wan"

 

They have to have a better system than weight. Assprint? Something.

 

This would work well in a company I used to work for. A woman I worked with wouldn't let anyone bring her newspaper into the bathroom.

 

"What's with that?" I inquired. She claimed that it wasn't sanitary. I responded, "Do you bring your HAIR in there? Your clothes? Your purse?"

 

People are strange

 

-b

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