EC-Bills Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 You actually can say bastard. You can also say prick, and ass. You can't, though, say sh-- or !@#$. 525713[/snapback] Ah thanks! Missed the memo on that one
EC-Bills Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 But, 35 degrees is cold. 525728[/snapback] Don't be such a girl, Lana
/dev/null Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 86. I get to watch all the southerners complain about how cold it is when it's only 35 degrees out! ;-) 525705[/snapback] watching southerners during my first winter in the south i soon came to realize why they lost the civil war
Ghost of BiB Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 Ah thanks! Missed the memo on that one 525732[/snapback] Oh, tomorrow is grey shirt day.
EC-Bills Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 Oh, tomorrow is grey shirt day. 525744[/snapback] I thought it was Hawaiian shirt day?
Ghost of BiB Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 I thought it was Hawaiian shirt day? 525750[/snapback] In the ice storm? That's the problem with education these days. No one can dress, much less accesorize.
/dev/null Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 You actually can say bastard. You can also say prick, and ass. You can't, though, say sh-- or !@#$. 525713[/snapback] SDS must not have seen that episode of South Park where Ms Choksondik and Mr Garrison go over the acceptable form of sh-- You can only use it in the non-literal sense. For instance, "That's a sh------- picture of me." is now fine. Hoever, the literal noun form of "This is a picture of sh--." is still naughty. The adjective form is now also acceptable. For example: "The weather outside is sh-------." However, the literal adjective is NOT appropriate. For example: "My bad diarrhea made the inside of the toilet bowl sh-------, and I had to clean it with a rag, which then also became sh-------." That's right out! You can say "I have to poop and sh--," or "Oh, sh--, I have to poop," but NOT "I have to sh--." Are we all clear? Mr Garrison also went over the use of f-g. Look, it's all about context. Well, for example, recently, I have come out and admitted that I was a homosexual. I'm gay. That means that now I can say the word, "fag." On television they usually don't allow "fag." But because I'm gay, it's alright. And with the new approval of the word, "sh--," that means that finally I am free to say...Hey, there, sh------- sh------- fag fag, sh------- sh------- fag fag, how do you do? Hey, there, sh------- sh------- fag fag, sh------- sh------- fag fag, how do you do You may have noticed that f-g was censored for me but not Mr Garrison's quote. You may also have noticed that f-g is not censored for some of the other posters on TSW. Mr Garrison further explains: Mr. Garrson: You can't say "fag" unless you're a homosexual.Randy: Really? So we can't say f-g? Mr. Garrison: No. See, you got beeped. Man 7: You mean you have to be a f-g to say f-g? Mr. Garrison: That's right. Jimbo: Hell, that's not fair! I should be able to say "fag." Randy: ...Hey, you didn't get beeped. Jimbo: Uh oh. Mr. Garrison: Well well well! Guess we learned something new about you, Jimbo, you freakin' fag! You wanna make out or something?
mcjeff215 Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 watching southerners during my first winter in the south i soon came to realize why they lost the civil war 525742[/snapback] Yup, I hear 'we're safe, no snow tonight' on Atlanta radio, I think "ah damn it!" to myself. Nothing beats that show. I've been down here almost 9 years now and it _just_never_gets_old!
EC-Bills Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 In the ice storm? That's the problem with education these days. No one can dress, much less accesorize. 525760[/snapback] So what's your point?
GoodBye Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 94. Girls who wear sweaters take them off when they get inside. I'm not sure what it is, but there's just something sexy about a woman taking a sweater off over her head. 525666[/snapback] Nice pick-up line.
mcjeff215 Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 Don't be such a girl, Lana 525734[/snapback] C'mon dude, you know women don't use the Internet.
KD in CA Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 84. Getting toasty under the covers with the girl after she's taken off the sweater AND turtleneck.
EC-Bills Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 C'mon dude, you know women don't use the Internet. 525777[/snapback] Oh that's right. Time to boot my wife off her machine...
aussiew Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 85. Home made, beef and vegetable soup simmering all day Saturday on the stove.
Mile High Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 84. Getting toasty under the covers with the girl after she's taken off the sweater AND turtleneck. 525779[/snapback] 83. Getting toasty in the bath tub yada yada and turtleneck.
EC-Bills Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 82. Because it's so much warmer than the cold shoulder treatment I get from my wife
GoodBye Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 85. Home made, beef and vegetable soup simmering all day Saturday on the stove. 525781[/snapback] That sounds good! Reminds me of when my mom used to do the same thing when I was a kid.
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 81) Sleeping with the windows open.
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