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You actually can say bastard. You can also say prick, and ass. You can't, though, say sh-- or !@#$.

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Ah thanks! Missed the memo on that one :pirate:

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86. I get to watch all the southerners complain about how cold it is when it's only 35 degrees out! ;-)

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watching southerners during my first winter in the south i soon came to realize why they lost the civil war

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I thought it was Hawaiian shirt day?

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In the ice storm?

 

That's the problem with education these days. No one can dress, much less accesorize.

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You actually can say bastard. You can also say prick, and ass. You can't, though, say sh-- or !@#$.

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SDS must not have seen that episode of South Park where Ms Choksondik and Mr Garrison go over the acceptable form of sh--

 

You can only use it in the non-literal sense. For instance, "That's a sh------- picture of me." is now fine. Hoever, the literal noun form of "This is a picture of sh--." is still naughty.

 

The adjective form is now also acceptable. For example: "The weather outside is sh-------." However, the literal adjective is NOT appropriate. For example: "My bad diarrhea made the inside of the toilet bowl sh-------, and I had to clean it with a rag, which then also became sh-------." That's right out!

 

You can say "I have to poop and sh--," or "Oh, sh--, I have to poop," but NOT "I have to sh--." Are we all clear?

 

Mr Garrison also went over the use of f-g.

 

Look, it's all about context. Well, for example, recently, I have come out and admitted that I was a homosexual. I'm gay. That means that now I can say the word, "fag." On television they usually don't allow "fag." But because I'm gay, it's alright. And with the new approval of the word, "sh--," that means that finally I am free to say...

Hey, there, sh------- sh------- fag fag,

sh------- sh------- fag fag, how do you do?

Hey, there, sh------- sh------- fag fag,

sh------- sh------- fag fag, how do you do

 

You may have noticed that f-g was censored for me but not Mr Garrison's quote. You may also have noticed that f-g is not censored for some of the other posters on TSW. Mr Garrison further explains:

 

Mr. Garrson: You can't say "fag" unless you're a homosexual.

Randy: Really? So we can't say f-g?

Mr. Garrison: No. See, you got beeped.

Man 7: You mean you have to be a f-g to say f-g?

Mr. Garrison: That's right.

Jimbo: Hell, that's not fair! I should be able to say "fag."

Randy: ...Hey, you didn't get beeped.

Jimbo: Uh oh.

Mr. Garrison: Well well well! Guess we learned something new about you, Jimbo, you freakin' fag! You wanna make out or something?

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watching southerners during my first winter in the south i soon came to realize why they lost the civil war

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Yup, I hear 'we're safe, no snow tonight' on Atlanta radio, I think "ah damn it!" to myself. Nothing beats that show. I've been down here almost 9 years now and it _just_never_gets_old!

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In the ice storm?

 

That's the problem with education these days. No one can dress, much less accesorize.

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So what's your point?

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94. Girls who wear sweaters take them off when they get inside.  I'm not sure what it is, but there's just something sexy about a woman taking a sweater off over her head.

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Nice pick-up line. :pirate:

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84.  Getting toasty under the covers with the girl after she's taken off the sweater AND turtleneck.  :pirate:

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83. Getting toasty in the bath tub yada yada and turtleneck.

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85.  Home made, beef and vegetable soup simmering all day Saturday on the stove.

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That sounds good! Reminds me of when my mom used to do the same thing when I was a kid. :pirate:

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