VABills Posted December 8, 2005 Posted December 8, 2005 What size pencil sharpener do you wear on your head? 525246[/snapback] 83- My head sharpener shrinks in the cold.
billfan63 Posted December 8, 2005 Posted December 8, 2005 83- My head sharpener shrinks in the cold. 525270[/snapback] 82 - shrinkage
ch19079 Posted December 8, 2005 Posted December 8, 2005 80) very few people know how to drive on ice.
IowaBill Posted December 8, 2005 Posted December 8, 2005 80) very few people know how to drive on ice. 525294[/snapback] 100 - 1 Couldn't tell you, it is 85 degrees outside. (St. Croix, USVI)
plenzmd1 Posted December 8, 2005 Posted December 8, 2005 100 - 1 Couldn't tell you, it is 85 degrees outside. (St. Croix, USVI) 525307[/snapback] Â 79) Arse holes who live in Hurracane alley getting their revenge
smokinandjokin Posted December 8, 2005 Posted December 8, 2005 78. Going outside 15 mins before I have to leave to start my car and brush it off.
Nick in RaChaCha Posted December 8, 2005 Author Posted December 8, 2005 86--I thant get my thucking thongue off of thiss flag pole till sthpring. 525222[/snapback]  LOL best one yet  77 Finish shoveling the driveway 5 minutes before the snowplow comes by
ch19079 Posted December 8, 2005 Posted December 8, 2005 78. Going outside 15 mins before I have to leave to start my car and brush it off. 525325[/snapback] i completly agree. but i usually forget about it. so i leave at my regular time, then have to spend 10 min. scraping the frost off my windows... so i end up being late for work.
Mark VI Posted December 8, 2005 Posted December 8, 2005 74- Instead of giving people the finger, I now give them the mitten.
rockpile Posted December 8, 2005 Posted December 8, 2005 89) Idiots who've never lived up north saying "I can't believe how cold it is!" when it's only 35 degrees out. 525157[/snapback] I'm going to the game and happy to see it will be in the 30's, and not real cold!
BuffaloBud Posted December 8, 2005 Posted December 8, 2005 73. Having my nose hairs freeze when taking the dog out for a walk.
GoodBye Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 71. I can't play tennis outside w/o freezing my arse off.
Just Jack Posted December 10, 2005 Posted December 10, 2005 69) New Jersey not knowing how to plow a highway
/dev/null Posted December 10, 2005 Posted December 10, 2005 68) And you thought southerners drove bad during the summer
meazza Posted December 10, 2005 Posted December 10, 2005 68) having to watch New York playoff games where the announcers talk about how cold it is when its actually 10 times colder in montreal at -40 degrees
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