VABills Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 What size pencil sharpener do you wear on your head? 525246[/snapback] 83- My head sharpener shrinks in the cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ch19079 Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 82) no more short skirts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billfan63 Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 83- My head sharpener shrinks in the cold. 525270[/snapback] 82 - shrinkage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ch19079 Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 80) very few people know how to drive on ice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IowaBill Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 80) very few people know how to drive on ice. 525294[/snapback] 100 - 1 Couldn't tell you, it is 85 degrees outside. (St. Croix, USVI) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 100 - 1 Couldn't tell you, it is 85 degrees outside. (St. Croix, USVI) 525307[/snapback] Â 79) Arse holes who live in Hurracane alley getting their revenge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinandjokin Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 78. Going outside 15 mins before I have to leave to start my car and brush it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick in RaChaCha Posted December 8, 2005 Author Share Posted December 8, 2005 86--I thant get my thucking thongue off of thiss flag pole till sthpring. 525222[/snapback]  LOL best one yet  77 Finish shoveling the driveway 5 minutes before the snowplow comes by Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 76 - installing chains on my walker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ch19079 Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 78. Going outside 15 mins before I have to leave to start my car and brush it off. 525325[/snapback] i completly agree. but i usually forget about it. so i leave at my regular time, then have to spend 10 min. scraping the frost off my windows... so i end up being late for work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 75 - no one sees my red toe nails Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark VI Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 74- Instead of giving people the finger, I now give them the mitten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockpile Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 89) Idiots who've never lived up north saying "I can't believe how cold it is!" when it's only 35 degrees out. 525157[/snapback] I'm going to the game and happy to see it will be in the 30's, and not real cold! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBud Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 73. Having my nose hairs freeze when taking the dog out for a walk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drnykterstein Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 72. The stupid heating bill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 71. I can't play tennis outside w/o freezing my arse off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 70. Put's a damper on my streaking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 69) New Jersey not knowing how to plow a highway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 68) And you thought southerners drove bad during the summer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 68) having to watch New York playoff games where the announcers talk about how cold it is when its actually 10 times colder in montreal at -40 degrees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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