The Poojer Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday. His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes from zero to 200 in under 10 seconds". The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duey Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 That is some funny sh--. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday. His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes from zero to 200 in under 10 seconds". The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday. 523437[/snapback] Bravo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill from NYC Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 An old one, maybe some of you never heard it....... Q: Why is being married like being in a tornado? Ans: First you get sucked and blown, then you lose your house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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