TheMadCap Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 http://www.leonardite.com/tecmo/main.html LOL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Like A Mofo Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 This site is CLASSIC!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Like A Mofo Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 The comments about the Bills are priceless! I never thought a machine could cheat.....until I played the bills. It's the most frustrating thing besides lurching or playing Barry when you're the Redskins. It's like this: you know when you're watching your favorite team on TV and they're losing and it's almost the end of the game and you keep thinking to yourself, 'all they need to do here is get a safety, run back the kick, recover the onside, and throw a hail Mary with :04 seconds left'.....you know what I'm talking about??? Well if your favorite team was the Bills and you were watching a tecmo game, dreams would become a reality my friend. The 1-2-3 combination of QB Bills, Thomas, and Reed makes for a good number of "Incredible Jumping Cinema Catches." Being the Bills in Tecmo is like being the lucky red ball in croquet - unstoppable!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Wow, the page about the Bills is AWESOME. Talking about how the programmers of the game LOVED the Bills because they were impossible to beat... "The game’s incessant adoration of Buffalo is downright intolerable. Even being able to make fun of Norwood the whole game does little to relieve any of the bitter feelings. Add in Rick F*****g Tuten and you have a team that I absolutely can’t stand" "they (the Bills) get all the breaks. Your team will invariably fumble at least three times a game. Andre Reed will catch passes with four guys covering him and four hanging on his back. And Rick Tuten will score a touchdown one out of four games you play. " "I never thought a machine could cheat.....until I played the bills" "Scott Norwood is the fastest player on the game. Seriously, this is true. In the event that Norwood misses a field goal in another way (when it gets blocked) and he picks it up, it’s lights out, baby.... Norwood picking up the kick is like a penalty shot: The most exciting play in Tecmo. " "There is nothing more demoralizing than seeing Rick Tuten spike the football. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfanmiami(oh) Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 It's hilarious that this topic got posted at all but its even more funny to me because just earlier I was playing some tecmo bowl with the Bills on my computer. I think Bruce had 8 sacks in the game, Thurman had about 230 and 3 Td's, Jimbo had 350 and 4 TD's, Andre and Bebe each well over 100 and 2 TD's each. I think Keith "butterfingers" McKeller even got in on the action and got a score. I beat the Cowgirls 62-0 (missed an XP). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BILLS4LIFE Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 I LOVE that game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 wow awesome find. i used to love running for 200 w/ thurman or use bruce for 10 sacks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadCap Posted December 7, 2005 Author Share Posted December 7, 2005 If anyone is interested, I can recommend some good emulator sites, and you could be playing TSB as we speak! The last line is classic, "DIE BILLS, DIE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gantrules Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Best. Game. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Best. Game. Ever. 523554[/snapback] Agreed. What other game could you complete an entire season in 1 night? My friend and i used to play an entire season during a sleepover when we were like 12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SACTOBILLSFAN Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 "Scott Norwood is the fastest player on the game. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SACTOBILLSFAN Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Freakin fantastic!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hirly5 Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 A lot of my friends thought that the 49ers were the best team in the game. I always thought it was the Bills. Jamie Mueller up the middle was always sneaky sneaky. The Bills, 49ers, and Giants (LT was unstoppable at blocking FG and XP) were the best teams in the game. Tecmo brings back some good memories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 The Raiders were pretty damn amazing. As good as the BILLS were they didn't have a player the equivalent of Techmo Bo - the most unstoppable video game athlete EVER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Typical TBD Guy Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Christian Okoye? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 The Raiders were pretty damn amazing. As good as the BILLS were they didn't have a player the equivalent of Techmo Bo - the most unstoppable video game athlete EVER. 524498[/snapback] tecmo bo and LT were unstoppable... i guess they figured that LT snortd his coke right before the game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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