Mark VI Posted December 6, 2005 Posted December 6, 2005 I predict making no changes would be a disaster for ticket sales/marketing. Most fans stopped believing in the GM and Coach after that horrid loss Sunday. So the Bills would need some desperate themes/motto's to keep the tickets selling, iF TD and MM are retained. We have a clever bunch here. How about some suggestions ? 10. "Come watch The Bills. Cheer early, watch them meltdown, leave early ! " 9. " Double Patdowns at Gate 3 by the Buffalo Jills ! " 8. " See a guy cook a turkey on his Pinto in Lot 1 ! " 7. "AVP to sing Broadway Show Toons at Halftime ! " 6. " Buckets of 6 Rolling Rock Splits ! Only $17.95 ! " 5. " Group Prayer Meetings Starting in the 3rd Quarter - Rockpile Section ! " 4. " Weekly Pride Fight Eliminations - Tunnel End Zone Sections . 2 for 1 Labatts ! " 3. "Blow zero on the breathalyzer upon entering. Receive a free lineup and Gideon Bible!" 2. " 15 Penalties by the Bills = Free Burrito at Mighty Taco ! " 1. " We're Bringing Back the Whammy Weenie ! WooHoo ! "
loadofmularkey Posted December 6, 2005 Posted December 6, 2005 I predict making no changes would be a disaster for ticket sales/marketing. Most fans stopped believing in the GM and Coach after that horrid loss Sunday. So the Bills would need some desperate themes/motto's to keep the tickets selling, iF TD and MM are retained. We have a clever bunch here. How about some suggestions ? 10. "Come watch The Bills. Cheer early, watch them meltdown, leave early ! " 9. " Double Patdowns at Gate 3 by the Buffalo Jills ! " 8. " See a guy cook a turkey on his Pinto in Lot 1 ! " 7. "AVP to sing Broadway Show Toons at Halftime ! " 6. " Buckets of 6 Rolling Rock Splits ! Only $17.95 ! " 5. " Group Prayer Meetings Starting in the 3rd Quarter - Rockpile Section ! " 4. " Weekly Pride Fight Eliminations - Tunnel End Zone . 2 for 1 Labatts ! " 3. " Blow zero on the breathalyzer upon entering. Receive a free lineup and Gideon Bible ! " 2. " 15 Penalties by the Bills = Free Burrito at Mighty Taco ! " 1. " We're Bringing Back the Whammy Weenie ! WooHoo ! " 522683[/snapback] "Whoever we hear compaining about the team the LEAST gets a free seat cushion!!"
The Avenger Posted December 6, 2005 Posted December 6, 2005 1. " We're Bringing Back the Whammy Weenie ! WooHoo ! " 522683[/snapback] Only if the Whammy Weenie remains devoid of team colors (green and yellow) and continues to use lead-based paint - now THAT'S marketing!
NavyBillsFan Posted December 6, 2005 Posted December 6, 2005 How about We already hit rock bottom, now come watch us dig... Free bowl of soup with every season ticket package purchase.... Ever want to know what a prison rape felt like? Come watch us... And finally Come see our nice collection of SH-IT
cåblelady Posted December 6, 2005 Posted December 6, 2005 Dunk a coach day at Rich Stadium 522727[/snapback] plunk a coach day......I'll bring the pellets.
VABills Posted December 6, 2005 Posted December 6, 2005 plunk a coach day......I'll bring the pellets. 522729[/snapback] There are minors here. Family freindly. Of course this from someone who is showing her nipple on her profile page.
cåblelady Posted December 6, 2005 Posted December 6, 2005 There are minors here. Family freindly. 522732[/snapback] OK. OK. B-B's then.
Rubes Posted December 6, 2005 Posted December 6, 2005 "Every season ticket subscription comes with a free gift! A $59.95 value!"
Mark VI Posted December 6, 2005 Author Posted December 6, 2005 Ever want to know what a prison rape felt like? Come watch us...And finally Come see our nice collection of SH-IT 522726[/snapback] How's Oxford in the spring ?
The Dean Posted December 6, 2005 Posted December 6, 2005 How's Oxford in the spring ? 522762[/snapback]
Nanker Posted December 7, 2005 Posted December 7, 2005 There are minors here. Family freindly. Of course this from someone who is showing her nipple on her profile page. 522732[/snapback] Nipple? Nipple! That's hot sauce. The picture was obviously taken at Nicks, afterall.
AJ1 Posted December 7, 2005 Posted December 7, 2005 'Submit a play. The 10 that most appear to have been blown out of a donkey's ass we promise to be incorporated into the second half gameplan'.
Bflojohn Posted December 7, 2005 Posted December 7, 2005 AJ1.... THAT was obviously this years slogan! Four TD's in the second half ALL YEAR? Jeez!!!!
Mark VI Posted December 7, 2005 Author Posted December 7, 2005 "Celebration of Near Champions" 523010[/snapback] " Losing Record But Still In The Black ! "
BarkLessWagMore Posted December 7, 2005 Posted December 7, 2005 "experience an end around with your wallet" "chaos isn't just a word to us, it's the way we do business" "we guarantee an honest effort 75% of the time"
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