GoodBye Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 I've been featured in several low budget science fiction movies as "The Thing That Lives in the Cave". You'd think people would learn to buy quality flashlights, and not wander off by themselves, by now, but go figure. I also had a brief stint as a character actor in some 1960's actions movies as "the Guy Who Falls Down". 526575[/snapback] What I don't understand are the people in horror movies who walk into dark rooms without turning on the light. Don't they know there is always a scary monster in there lurking in the corner waiting for them to come in?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 What I don't understand are the people in horror movies who walk into dark rooms without turning on the light. Don't they know there is always a scary monster in there lurking in the corner waiting for them to come in?? 526929[/snapback] Maybe the director lied and told them they were in a comedy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 COBOL is like Latin. Not many people actually understand it these days 526923[/snapback] And Latin is self-documenting, as well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 Maybe the director lied and told them they were in a comedy? 527083[/snapback] I was usually behind the door. I tried hiding under the couch, but no one could find me. But I did make about $1.38 fumbling through the cushions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 Yeah, 'bout time, huh? 526926[/snapback] Word. (see, i'm an old pro) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 Word. (see, i'm an old pro) 527119[/snapback] If I hadn't changed my user name, I'd probably be up around 30,000. But, I admitedly have no life, and two computer screens at work. Oh, and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Maybe the director lied and told them they were in a comedy? 527083[/snapback] Or the director lied and told them there were no monsters in the room. That's what my brothers did to me when i was little. Of course I believed them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Word. (see, i'm an old pro) 527119[/snapback] Yep, I see that. I'm going to earn my 500 posts without cheating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 I've been featured in several low budget science fiction movies as "The Thing That Lives in the Cave". You'd think people would learn to buy quality flashlights, and not wander off by themselves, by now, but go figure. I also had a brief stint as a character actor in some 1960's actions movies as "the Guy Who Falls Down". 526575[/snapback] Don't be bashful, I enjoyed watching you playing Lt. Larry Turner in Queen of Outer Space It's one of my all time favorite SciFi B-movies. Unfortunately, Amazon no longer has the VHS tape for sell. Can you see about getting WarnerBros to make the DVD? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjeff215 Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 COBOL is like Latin. Not many people actually understand it these days 526923[/snapback] IDENTIFICATION DIVISION PROGRAM-ID. HelloFolks PROCEDURE DIVISION DisplayGreeting. DISPLAY "Hello, Folks.". STOP RUN. I took a language class that covered it in brief. I think I remember some of it. Much more self documenting than latin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 Or the director lied and told them there were no monsters in the room. That's what my brothers did to me when i was little. Of course I believed them. 527329[/snapback] There are ALWAYS monsters in the room...or very close. Trust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 Don't be bashful, I enjoyed watching you playing Lt. Larry Turner in Queen of Outer Space It's one of my all time favorite SciFi B-movies. Unfortunately, Amazon no longer has the VHS tape for sell. Can you see about getting WarnerBros to make the DVD? 528726[/snapback] I can't even get my royalty checks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 Yep, I see that. I'm going to earn my 500 posts without cheating. 527330[/snapback] But cheating is FUN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 I can't even get my royalty checks. 529173[/snapback] Probably because they were processed through a company in Iowa... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 Probably because they were processed through a company in Iowa... 529716[/snapback] .......... I thought they had like, back up systems for that.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 .......... I thought they had like, back up systems for that.... 529787[/snapback] They did, they were on the otherside of Iowa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 .......... I thought they had like, back up systems for that.... 529787[/snapback] "Wah wah wah...I nuked Iowa, and nobody backed it up." Well...if you haven't noticed, nobody noticed Iowa was missing, either... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 "Wah wah wah...I nuked Iowa, and nobody backed it up." Well...if you haven't noticed, nobody noticed Iowa was missing, either... 529910[/snapback] To hell w/what's left of Iowa, I want my DVD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 To hell w/what's left of Iowa, I want my DVD 530313[/snapback] are you still waiting for your copy of Golden Girls Gone Wild? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 are you still waiting for your copy of Golden Girls Gone Wild? 530318[/snapback] Yeah I am. When do you plan on giving it back? You've had it for over a month and it better not be soiled like the last DVD I lent you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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