Vote for your favorite Mike Williams injury

[HelloNewman]

Feel free to add your own

[Clockwork]

I didn't see the option for "sand in his vag". So I went with "ruptured behind".

[Pine Barrens Mafia]

Best. Poll. Ever.

[Fixxxer]

I think he'll have some minor back pains, in his way to the locker room to be examined he ask the driver of the injury car to hand him the wheels and then he crashes it entering the tunnel, leading to a serious foot injury.

[UConn James]

Should've made it "Attention Defecit Dis... Oooo! Shiny!"

 

IIRC, MW had his best performance in the second half of last year after Bledsoe called him out. He needs people around him that order him, "F--- your pinkie finger! You're f---ing playing! Don't whine, DO YOUR F---ING JOB!!!"

[MarkyMannn]

I think he'll have some minor back pains, in his way to the locker room to be examined he ask the driver of the injury car to hand him the wheels and then he crashes it entering the tunnel, leading to a serious foot injury.

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What about when he crashed his REAL wheels on the way to RWS on gameday a few years back. Then sat out the game cause he was upset. What, his spinner hubcaps wouldn't turn any more?

[Stl Bills]

Sprained Titty

[Fixxxer]

What about when he crashed his REAL wheels on the way to RWS on gameday a few years back.  Then sat out the game cause he was upset.  What, his spinner hubcaps wouldn't turn any more?

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That's why I posted that kind of "accident"

[Nanker]

You're all all-wet.

I have it from a reliable source that the reason he's been very upset lately is because he heard George Pataki isn't going to run for Governor again.

[Larry Playfair]

sprained pus*y.

[cåblelady]

PMS

[Rico]

IIRC, MW had his best performance in the second half of last year after Bledsoe called him out.

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Vaginitis

 

Those sores on his skin were actually small vaginas. If we hadn't stopped it in time, he would have eventually just become one great big giant p*ssy.

[Sound_n_Fury]

Slipped confidence, for sure. IMO, he doesn't want to play LG and is calling in "sick" to avoid playing there.

[BillnutinHouston]

I didn't see an option for coaching incompetence. Why, exactly, was he moved from RT?

[Sound_n_Fury]

I didn't see an option for coaching incompetence.  Why, exactly, was he moved from RT?

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I wouldn't call it incompetence. More like panic over having a $$$$ backup sitting the bench and trying anything possible to find a way to get him on the field. He's certainly a better player than Benny Anderson but it also looks like MW wants nothing to do with playing LG.