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Welp, Congress is continuing what they are good at, screwing up things not related to government instead of fixing problems with the country.

 

Congress calls hearing on the BCS

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Okay...even postulating that college ball is somehow within the realm of Congress' responsibilities...why the !@#$ does the Chairman of the House Energy and Commerce Committees think it's his responsibility? <_<

 

Oh...he's from Texas. Figures. I've got $10 that says he thinks the Aggies or whoever he roots for is ranked too low.

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Well, when they're done with this earth-shattering and all-important matter, they can turn their attention to the fact that much of the 9/11 Commission's recommendations are STILL not implemented...

 

But hey, I am gonna be loaded down with scissors when I board the plane for Buffalo December 16. I have a pair of cuticle scissors so sharp I could slice someone's jugular....and best of all, they fall within the acceptable size!!!!!!

 

That's our gubmint at work, pertecktin us as always. <_<:P

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Well, when they're done with this earth-shattering and all-important matter, they can turn their attention to the fact that much of the 9/11 Commission's recommendations are STILL not implemented...

 

But hey, I am gonna be loaded down with scissors when I board the plane for Buffalo December 16.  I have a pair of cuticle scissors so sharp I could slice someone's jugular....and best of all, they fall within the acceptable size!!!!!!

 

That's our gubmint at work, pertecktin us as always. :P  :lol:

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Why did I know you'd bring up the scissors thing? <_<

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Actually, allowing scissors and things like them is a smart move. 1 out of every 3-4 bags is openned for scissors, corkscrews, etc. - slowing everyone down.

 

It's highly unlikely that since 9/11, anyone is going to be able to hijack a plane with a pair of cuticle scissors. Let the TSA concentrate on things like bombs.

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Actually, allowing scissors and things like them is a smart move. 1 out of every 3-4 bags is openned for scissors, corkscrews, etc. - slowing everyone down.

 

It's highly unlikely that since 9/11, anyone is going to be able to hijack a plane with a pair of cuticle scissors. Let the TSA concentrate on things like bombs.

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But when do I get to keep my shoes on when I go through security? !@#$ing Richard Reid...dumbass thinks he can blow up an airplane with a pair of Nikes and a book of matches, and because of that idiot I have to walk through airport security in my socks. <_<

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But when do I get to keep my shoes on when I go through security?  !@#$ing Richard Reid...dumbass thinks he can blow up an airplane with a pair of Nikes and a book of matches, and because of that idiot I have to walk through airport security in my socks.  <_<

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Sandals!

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Sandals!

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I'm not sure, but I think Tom is a socks with sandals kind of guy...which is a serious fashion faux pas. You really want to put him through that?

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I am going to put a bomb in my ass. Then when they find it, they will have to violate everyone wanting to fly. Although, that is pretty similar to the experience already... <_<

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I am going to put a bomb in my ass. Then when they find it, they will have to violate everyone wanting to fly. Although, that is pretty similar to the experience already... <_<

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You weren't in 13b about a week ago, were you?

 

I would have welcomed a hijacking.

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I'm not sure, but I think Tom is a socks with sandals kind of guy...which is a serious fashion faux pas. You really want to put him through that?

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*shakes his head*

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*shakes his head*

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Black socks, or tube socks with red and yellow stripes?

 

Or perhaps one of each...yeah, that sounds about right.

:D

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