Ghost of BiB Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 I am more of a Dewar's and scotch guy myself. 517807[/snapback] Rookie. Whenever you're on the other company's dime, you go Macallans 18 or 24 year old and scotch. Dewars is for your own company, unless you're with a crowd you're tight with - then EVERYBODY takes advantage. Security in numbers. Crocs always get a zebra or two, but never the ones who run fast together through the stream. Little icewater on the side. Their fault for inviting you. What I want to know, is at what point she started hitting on Ken, and he was being encouraged to "take one for the team".
smokinandjokin Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 "take one for the team". 517820[/snapback] Also acceptable are "shoot the cougar" and "dive on the grenade."
Ghost of BiB Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 Also acceptable are "shoot the cougar" and "dive on the grenade." 517833[/snapback] 5-4 and 225 is a lot closer to diving on the grenade. Actually, given a choice...
X. Benedict Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 Rookie. Whenever you're on the other company's dime, you go Macallans 18 or 24 year old and scotch. Dewars is for your own company, unless you're with a crowd you're tight with - then EVERYBODY takes advantage. Security in numbers. Crocs always get a zebra or two, but never the ones who run fast together through the stream. Little icewater on the side. Their fault for inviting you. You see, that was the kind of advice I needed in life, but my parents were always so distant on matters like this. God bless you
KRC Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 What I want to know, is at what point she started hitting on Ken, and he was being encouraged to "take one for the team". 517820[/snapback] That was someone elses job. I was across the table...safe from the carnage. My coworkers on the other side of the table were not so fortunate.
Ghost of BiB Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 That was someone elses job. I was across the table...safe from the carnage. My coworkers on the other side of the table were not so fortunate. 517845[/snapback] Been there. Fortunately, never done that. It helps to have young cannon fodder to throw under the wheels. But, you're never going to get that Silver Star shunning combat, though. Or three purple hearts either. But, kudos...you are the politician in the family. You knew to pick the seat on the other side of the table. Always thinking...
KRC Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 Been there. Fortunately, never done that. It helps to have young cannon fodder to throw under the wheels. But, you're never going to get that Silver Star shunning combat, though. Or three purple hearts either. But, kudos...you are the politician in the family. You knew to pick the seat on the other side of the table. Always thinking... 517856[/snapback] I saw the way she was acting in the shop, so I made sure I was a distance away from her.
VABills Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 I saw the way she was acting in the shop, so I made sure I was a distance away from her. 517860[/snapback] Wouldn't be able to control yourself around someone that would so easily succomb?
Ghost of BiB Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 I saw the way she was acting in the shop, so I made sure I was a distance away from her. 517860[/snapback] Why, oh why can they never look like Catherine Bell in a smart business suit?
OnTheRocks Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 Why, oh why can they never look like Catherine Bell in a smart business suit? 517866[/snapback] we had an HP rep that used to call on our office....she looked just like Emily Proctor. She invited me to go skiing on HP's dime. **Sigh** My wife wouldn't let me go.
Chilly Posted December 2, 2005 Author Posted December 2, 2005 we had an HP rep that used to call on our office....she looked just like Emily Proctor. She invited me to go skiing on HP's dime. **Sigh** My wife wouldn't let me go. 517930[/snapback] Divorce?
Jon in Pasadena Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 5-4 and 225 is a lot closer to diving on the grenade. Actually, given a choice... 517838[/snapback] 5-4 and 225 (total ) ain't bad... ... if they're twins!
OnTheRocks Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 Divorce? 517992[/snapback] i hadn't thought about it. and glad i didn't. the next time she came into town she took me to lunch and started talking about her cats. yes,....thats cats with an "s".
X. Benedict Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 5-4 and 225 (total ) ain't bad... ... if they're twins! 518037[/snapback] Nothing like hooking up with 32 inch, 112 pound women, there is just nothing like it.
Jon in Pasadena Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 Nothing like hooking up with 32 inch, 112 pound women,there is just nothing like it. 518113[/snapback] Figger'd that one'd be coming. Obviously the (total) reference was to the weight only. They'd be the same height if they were side-by-side. Allthough end-to-end might be...interesting...
X. Benedict Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 Figger'd that one'd be coming. Obviously the (total) reference was to the weight only. They'd be the same height if they were side-by-side. Allthough end-to-end might be...interesting... 518124[/snapback]
KD in CA Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 Rookie. Whenever you're on the other company's dime, you go Macallans 18 or 24 year old and scotch. Dewars is for your own company, unless you're with a crowd you're tight with - then EVERYBODY takes advantage. Security in numbers. Crocs always get a zebra or two, but never the ones who run fast together through the stream. Little icewater on the side. Their fault for inviting you. What I want to know, is at what point she started hitting on Ken, and he was being encouraged to "take one for the team". 517820[/snapback] My favorite is the guy who orders the Macallan and Coke.
Chilly Posted December 2, 2005 Author Posted December 2, 2005 i hadn't thought about it. and glad i didn't. the next time she came into town she took me to lunch and started talking about her cats. yes,....thats cats with an "s". 518043[/snapback]
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