stevestojan Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 been asking santa for one of those since i was 13....
duey Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 been asking santa for one of those since i was 13.... 517495[/snapback] Better watch out...one of those things can take out an eye!
Alaska Darin Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 been asking santa for one of those since i was 13.... 517495[/snapback] Santa knows you're gay.
Simon Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 That's uncanny. About 30 seconds before you posted that I was sitting here bitching about how cold it's getting and the fact that I haven't seen a pic of a beautiful scantily clad woman in weeks. Thanx!
/dev/null Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 wouldn't mind waking on christmas morning and finding that under the tree in a santa cap and nothing else
Chef Jim Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 That's uncanny.About 30 seconds before you posted that I was sitting here bitching about how cold it's getting and the fact that I haven't seen a pic of a beautiful scantily clad woman in weeks. Thanx! 517506[/snapback] What the hell do you do on the internet then?
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 been asking santa for one of those since i was 13.... 517495[/snapback] What, a tree? A garland? Balls?
txbillsjunkie Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 'tis the season to be jolly! 517493[/snapback] That's some serious back cleavage...
Ghost of BiB Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 How'd you get the picture of my new intern? Damn, thought that was special for MY Christmas card. Guess the long weekend in the Caymans invite is generic too, huh?
HopsGuy Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 In the spirit of the season, here are some lines from "Rudolph" that sound dirty, but really aren't: Head Elf: What's eatin' ya, boy? Santa: Every year I shine up my Jingle Bells. Rudolph: Why don't I fit in? Mrs. Claus: Papa! Eat! Eat! Donner: This is man's work. Yukon Cornelius: You eat what you like, I'll eat what I like. King Moonracer: A toy is never truly happy until it is loved. Hermie: C'mere, open your mouth. Yukon Cornelius: Here's the man, and here's the beast! ----------------------------------------------- I know, I know... I'm going to hell.
Simon Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 What the hell do you do on the internet then? 517530[/snapback] Talk ceaselessly about big sweaty men banging?
Ghost of BiB Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 no thong????? Bah humbug 517767[/snapback] Corporate Dress Codes. I'll have to mention that to management while they are wearing the curtains and lampshades at the Division Christmas Party.
VABills Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 She got something red that looks out of place in her butt/pelvis region. She should get rid of that, she would be much more comfortable.
Ghost of BiB Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 She got something red that looks out of place in her butt/pelvis region. She should get rid of that, she would be much more comfortable. 517848[/snapback] I kind of like it, myself. Isn't opening Christmas packages fun? Especially with one finger... You're a box shaker, aren't you?
VABills Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 I kind of like it, myself. Isn't opening Christmas packages fun? Especially with one finger... You're a box shaker, aren't you? 517849[/snapback] I would use teeth on that. No, I buy my own presents.
Ghost of BiB Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 I would use teeth on that. No, I buy my own presents. 517852[/snapback] You already have your presents. I've met one of two.
VABills Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 You already have your presents. I've met one of two. 517890[/snapback] Yeah but I can dream about this one under my tree.
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