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been asking santa for one of those since i was 13....

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Better watch out...one of those things can take out an eye!

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That's uncanny.

About 30 seconds before you posted that I was sitting here bitching about how cold it's getting and the fact that I haven't seen a pic of a beautiful scantily clad woman in weeks.

Thanx!

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That's uncanny.

About 30 seconds before you posted that I was sitting here bitching about how cold it's getting and the fact that I haven't seen a pic of a beautiful scantily clad woman in weeks.

Thanx!

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What the hell do you do on the internet then? 0:)

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How'd you get the picture of my new intern?

 

Damn, thought that was special for MY Christmas card. Guess the long weekend in the Caymans invite is generic too, huh?

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In the spirit of the season, here are some lines from "Rudolph" that sound dirty, but really aren't:

 

Head Elf: What's eatin' ya, boy?

 

Santa: Every year I shine up my Jingle Bells.

 

Rudolph: Why don't I fit in?

 

Mrs. Claus: Papa! Eat! Eat!

 

Donner: This is man's work.

 

Yukon Cornelius: You eat what you like, I'll eat what I like.

 

King Moonracer: A toy is never truly happy until it is loved.

 

Hermie: C'mere, open your mouth.

 

Yukon Cornelius: Here's the man, and here's the beast!

 

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I know, I know... I'm going to hell.

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What the hell do you do on the internet then?  :doh:

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Talk ceaselessly about big sweaty men banging? 0:)

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no thong????? Bah humbug  0:)

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Corporate Dress Codes.

 

I'll have to mention that to management while they are wearing the curtains and lampshades at the Division Christmas Party.

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She got something red that looks out of place in her butt/pelvis region.  She should get rid of that, she would be much more comfortable.

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I kind of like it, myself. Isn't opening Christmas packages fun? Especially with one finger...

 

You're a box shaker, aren't you?

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I kind of like it, myself. Isn't opening Christmas packages fun? Especially with one finger...

 

You're a box shaker, aren't you?

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I would use teeth on that. 0:)

 

No, I buy my own presents.

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I would use teeth on that.  0:)

 

No, I buy my own presents.

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You already have your presents.

 

I've met one of two.

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