The Dean Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Hate to correct you Deano, but the question is: How many penguins does it take to cover a doghouse? And the answer... Purple, because ice cream has no bones. 515528[/snapback] Well, you have the correct answer, but I'm positive the question concerned pancakes. I mean "purple penguins"? Puh-leeze! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HopsGuy Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Well, you have the correct answer, but I'm positive the question concerned pancakes. I mean "purple penguins"? Puh-leeze! 515543[/snapback] Mechanic: Looks like you blew a seal. Penguin: No-no. It's just ice cream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Mechanic: Looks like you blew a seal. Penguin: No-no. It's just ice cream. 515620[/snapback] One of the best jokes of all time, IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Mechanic: Looks like you blew a seal. Penguin: No-no. It's just ice cream. 515620[/snapback] The line I've heard the penguin has is: Just fix the damn thing and leave my personal life out of this. Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geggytah Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 What is your name?What is your quest? What is the capital of Assyria? 513104[/snapback] 1. geggytah 2. the educate (or warp) the young minds of america 3. Ninevah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 1. geggytah2. the educate (or warp) the young minds of america 3. Ninevah 515868[/snapback] Bah weep granah weep Ninevah? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 If masturbation truly does cause blindness, how much longer till everything goes dark? This rash will go away, right? How the hell do they manage to get an M on EVERY SINGLE M&M candy? Seriously, open a bag, and TRY to find one without an M. If they're stamped, how are none of them cracked, and more importantly how are none of them missed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheRocks Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 Mechanic: Looks like you blew a seal. Penguin: No-no. It's just ice cream. 515620[/snapback] Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were a kid? Yes I thought so....I saw him last week and he told me to tell you hello. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheRocks Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 What happens when you put a gay man in a "straight-jacket"? Can you blow a balloon up under water? Why is Bra singular and Panties plural? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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