Webster Guy Posted November 26, 2005 Posted November 26, 2005 in the back of my mind i hope that at least when we die, we get to learn all the secrets of life..513011[/snapback] OK, people, if you could have any three questions answered, what would those questions be? Mine: 1) Is there other intelligent life out there? 2) When, if ever, do the Bills ever win the superbowl? 3) Who shot JFK? anyone?
meazza Posted November 26, 2005 Posted November 26, 2005 OK, people, if you could have any three questions answered, what would those questions be? Mine: 1) Is there other intelligent life out there? 2) When, if ever, do the Bills ever win the superbowl? 3) Who shot JFK? anyone? 513037[/snapback] 1) Who created the wonders of the world 2) how are the rolling stones still physically able to function 3) who's greater, kirk or picard
Ghost of BiB Posted November 26, 2005 Posted November 26, 2005 What are the powerball numbers for next week? What are the powerball numbers for the next time it gets over 150 million? What are the powerball numbers for the next time after that? Then, I'll BUY the Bills, and we will run them like a coop. I still get the good seats, though.
/dev/null Posted November 26, 2005 Posted November 26, 2005 What is your name? What is your quest? What is the capital of Assyria?
Webster Guy Posted November 26, 2005 Author Posted November 26, 2005 What are the powerball numbers for next week?What are the powerball numbers for the next time it gets over 150 million? What are the powerball numbers for the next time after that? Then, I'll BUY the Bills, and we will run them like a coop. I still get the good seats, though. 513090[/snapback] Sounds good... do you make polls? Such as "Who should the next head coach be?" Can Hollywood Donahoe vote? Does ICE have a role in the new team? Will Fake Fat Sunny be the press secretary? Will we sell rettata in the stands? What uniforms will the players wear? the cheerleaders? Will you bring Zubaz pants back? Boy that would be fun...
/dev/null Posted November 26, 2005 Posted November 26, 2005 Who should the next head coach be? 513109[/snapback] Picard Can Hollywood Donahoe vote? 513109[/snapback] Only on butterfly ballots under the direct supervison of Kathryn Harris Does ICE have a role in the new team? 513109[/snapback] Since Tucker got cut, ICE can take over the role of pissing in the whirlpool Will we sell rettata in the stands? 513109[/snapback] Dish of Rettata and a 16 ounce Kool-Aid will be #5 on the value menu and cost $3.99+tax What uniforms will the players wear? 513109[/snapback] The mid 80s-2000 greatest uniforms ever the cheerleaders? 513109[/snapback] My tongue Will you bring Zubaz pants back? 513109[/snapback] No To clarify, Hell No
IDBillzFan Posted November 27, 2005 Posted November 27, 2005 Why didn't Sandra Bullock return my calls? How many licks DID it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop? Did the youngest female Patridge grow up to be mean, bitchy and unmarried because the best she could do was the tambourine?
KD in CA Posted November 27, 2005 Posted November 27, 2005 What is your name?What is your quest? What is the capital of Assyria? 513104[/snapback] What is your favorite color?
BILLS4LIFE Posted November 27, 2005 Posted November 27, 2005 Is there other life besides us out there? Will the Bills ever win the big one? Why do people drive like imbeciles?
Ramius Posted November 27, 2005 Posted November 27, 2005 OK, people, if you could have any three questions answered, what would those questions be? Mine: 1) Is there other intelligent life out there? 2) When, if ever, do the Bills ever win the superbowl? 3) Who shot JFK? anyone? 513037[/snapback] thats 4 questions
col_forbin Posted November 28, 2005 Posted November 28, 2005 What are the powerball numbers for next week?What are the powerball numbers for the next time it gets over 150 million? What are the powerball numbers for the next time after that? Then, I'll BUY the Bills, and we will run them like a coop. I still get the good seats, though. 513090[/snapback] Classic
ch19079 Posted November 29, 2005 Posted November 29, 2005 OK, people, if you could have any three questions answered, what would those questions be? Mine: 1) Is there other intelligent life out there? 2) When, if ever, do the Bills ever win the superbowl? 3) Who shot JFK? anyone? 513037[/snapback] 1) yes 2) in 3 years. 3) the CIA, or other government agency.
ch19079 Posted November 29, 2005 Posted November 29, 2005 What is your favorite color? 513179[/snapback] what is the air speed velocity of a of an unladen swallow?
JinVA Posted November 29, 2005 Posted November 29, 2005 what is the air speed velocity of a of an unladen swallow? 515235[/snapback] An African swallow or a European swallow?
ch19079 Posted November 29, 2005 Posted November 29, 2005 An African swallow or a European swallow? 515252[/snapback] what... I dont know. AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted November 29, 2005 Posted November 29, 2005 what is the air speed velocity of a of an unladen swallow? 515235[/snapback] http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted November 29, 2005 Posted November 29, 2005 Why does every !@#$ing comment on this stupid message board have to be sarcasm ? Do light and sound travel at the same speed in open space? Why did Donahoe start a rookie head coach and a rookie QB this year?
The Dean Posted November 29, 2005 Posted November 29, 2005 I only have one question...the ETERNAL question: If a man is walking down the street with two fish hanging out of his mouth, how many pancakes can cover a doghouse?
HopsGuy Posted November 29, 2005 Posted November 29, 2005 I only have one question...the ETERNAL question: If a man is walking down the street with two fish hanging out of his mouth, how many pancakes can cover a doghouse? 515406[/snapback] Hate to correct you Deano, but the question is: How many penguins does it take to cover a doghouse? And the answer... Purple, because ice cream has no bones.
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