Rico Posted November 24, 2005 Posted November 24, 2005 Seeing the trailers for Mr. And Mrs. Smith, I think it's clear that Brad Pitt royally fugged up. Going from the incredibly beautiful JA (with the greatest nipples since Farrah in her prime) to skanky, tattooed, making-out-with-her-brother Ho-lie was a big downgrade.
The Tomcat Posted November 24, 2005 Posted November 24, 2005 Jolie is hot-hot-HOT....and she's a freak! Those lips and a body that won't quit!! YUMMY
SilverNRed Posted November 25, 2005 Posted November 25, 2005 Jolie crushes Aniston in the looks department. And supposedly, what really happeneded was Pitt left Aniston because he wanted a family and Aniston wasn't into it (apparently it would cut into her ability to snort coke). So he hooked up with a more beautiful woman who was into adopted kids from third world countries. Win-win situation.
MadBuffaloDisease Posted November 25, 2005 Posted November 25, 2005 Jolie crushes Aniston in the looks department. And supposedly, what really happeneded was Pitt left Aniston because he wanted a family and Aniston wasn't into it (apparently it would cut into her ability to snort coke). So he hooked up with a more beautiful woman who was into adopted kids from third world countries. Win-win situation. Jolie is better looking, but her weirdness is a turn-off. Aniston is pretty, but she seems kind of mopey and that she forces herself to smile. Though I'd still nail either and then cry "palimony!"
meazza Posted November 25, 2005 Posted November 25, 2005 Seeing the trailers for Mr. And Mrs. Smith, I think it's clear that Brad Pitt royally fugged up. Going from the incredibly beautiful JA (with the greatest nipples since Farrah in her prime) to skanky, tattooed, making-out-with-her-brother Ho-lie was a big downgrade. 512040[/snapback] Angelina Jolie = RJ
/dev/null Posted November 25, 2005 Posted November 25, 2005 Angelina vs Aniston, hmmm 2 words come to mind... 3 way
sweet baboo Posted November 25, 2005 Posted November 25, 2005 Angelina looks way too much like a younger, female version of her father. I'd have to go with JA.
X. Benedict Posted November 25, 2005 Posted November 25, 2005 Why must I be forced to choose? I think the three of us could get along.
Corp000085 Posted November 25, 2005 Posted November 25, 2005 I believe we need some pictoral linkage to make a good judgement... i'll withold my vote till there's some evidence.
sweet baboo Posted November 25, 2005 Posted November 25, 2005 I'm not particularly fond of JA, so I submit a new contestant...Charlize Theron! Charlize Theron in Aeon Flux here's a comparison for you Angelina Jolie...as Michael Jackson
Peter Posted November 26, 2005 Posted November 26, 2005 No contest. Jennifer Anniston. Although, Angelina might be fun for a night or two, she also might kill you and drink your blood. Along with her other obvious atttributes (which already have been mentioned), Jennifer actually seems to have a great personality and a good sense of humor.
X. Benedict Posted November 26, 2005 Posted November 26, 2005 Although, Angelina might be fun for a night or two, she also might kill you and drink your blood. 512721[/snapback] It is a risk I am willing to take.
Thailog80 Posted November 26, 2005 Posted November 26, 2005 It is a risk I am willing to take. 512766[/snapback] You know it.
KD in CA Posted November 27, 2005 Posted November 27, 2005 I'm not particularly fond of JA, so I submit a new contestant...Charlize Theron! Charlize Theron in Aeon Flux here's a comparison for you Angelina Jolie...as Michael Jackson 512422[/snapback] I'm in agreement here. I'd take Charlize over either of them. She is big yum.
Buffal0 Bill5 Posted November 27, 2005 Posted November 27, 2005 Angelina Jolie reminds me of food from a bake sale. It looks good, might even smell godd, but there is no way I'm touching it, becuase I've got no idea where it came from, where its been, or who else has already touched it. Billy Bob is really I need to know.
SDS Posted November 27, 2005 Posted November 27, 2005 I'm not particularly fond of JA, so I submit a new contestant...Charlize Theron! Charlize Theron in Aeon Flux here's a comparison for you Angelina Jolie...as Michael Jackson 512422[/snapback] So, Angelina got the fat from Oprah's ass injected into her lips?
Rico Posted November 27, 2005 Author Posted November 27, 2005 29-28 JA... much closer than I would've thought. Here's some (needs-to-be-updated, WTF ) A-List info: Aniston, Jennifer. Has become a big pothead through her relationship with Brad Pitt. Has jealousy issues; "can be a real B word if you're not in her 'circle.'"Used her pull with NBC to force them to rehire her father when he was let go from Days Of Our Lives. Good tipper. Linked with Adam Duritz, Tate Donovan, Paul Rudd, and Brad Pitt. Jolie, Angelina. Deadbeat. B_______. "Tempestuous." "Earning herself a reputation as a homewrecker." Likes to cut herself before sex. Drug user. When not in a relationship, will make do with her male friends. Linked with Antonio Banderas, Nicholas Cage, Colin Farrell, Ethan Hawke, Timothy Hutton, Jenni Shimizu, Kiefer Sutherland, Billy Bob Thornton, and her own brother (!!!). Advantage: JA And while I'm at it, Theron, Charlize. Enjoys "adult toys" and ganja and threesomes on occasion. Linked to David Arquette, Aaron Eckhart, George Clooney, Keanu Reeves, Stuart Townsend, and Dwight Yoakam.
Dr. Fong Posted November 27, 2005 Posted November 27, 2005 I can't believe it's even this close. Angelina Jolie is the clear winner in this. Not only is she better looking than Jennifer Anniston, but she has way more sex appeal.
HopsGuy Posted November 28, 2005 Posted November 28, 2005 Adam Duritz is the man. There should be a statue of that guy somewhere.
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