Ramius Posted November 22, 2005 Posted November 22, 2005 Shes 23, smokin hot, and marries this dirty old bastard. Its not like she needs him for money. (no offense to the 40 and older crowd, but a chick like that should be with guys my age ) http://msn.foxsports.com/motor/story/5105640
X. Benedict Posted November 22, 2005 Posted November 22, 2005 Ramius said: Shes 23, smokin hot, and marries this dirty old bastard. Its not like she needs him for money. (no offense to the 40 and older crowd, but a chick like that should be with guys my age ) http://msn.foxsports.com/motor/story/5105640 510531[/snapback] Don't worry brother, she be back on the market in 2 or 3 years and will have learned a trick or two. (since when did 40 make you a dirty ol' bastard?)
aussiew Posted November 22, 2005 Posted November 22, 2005 He did remarkable therapy on her HIP.....perhaps that takes a guy with experience.
plenzmd1 Posted November 22, 2005 Posted November 22, 2005 Ramius said: Shes 23, smokin hot, and marries this dirty old bastard. Its not like she needs him for money. (no offense to the 40 and older crowd, but a chick like that should be with guys my age ) http://msn.foxsports.com/motor/story/5105640 510531[/snapback] Girl knows that us over 40 crowd tend to have a little more "staying" power
stuckincincy Posted November 22, 2005 Posted November 22, 2005 Ramius said: (no offense to the 40 and older crowd, but a chick like that should be with guys my age ) http://msn.foxsports.com/motor/story/5105640 510531[/snapback] Perhaps she found him "not immature, self-centered, etc."?
Ramius Posted November 22, 2005 Author Posted November 22, 2005 plenzmd1 said: Girl knows that us over 40 crowd tend to have a little more "staying" power 510534[/snapback] touche, but even if we cant compete with "staying power", we can go back for rounds 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, etc...
eSJayDee Posted November 22, 2005 Posted November 22, 2005 I read the headline quickly & figuring she was a NASCAR driver, I thought it said "Patrick weds A relative"
X. Benedict Posted November 22, 2005 Posted November 22, 2005 Ramius said: touche, but even if we cant compete with "staying power", we can go back for rounds 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, etc... 510540[/snapback] When you're closer to 40 it is 1, and then see if you can get Danika to make you a sandwich, and then 2.
plenzmd1 Posted November 22, 2005 Posted November 22, 2005 Ramius said: touche, but even if we cant compete with "staying power", we can go back for rounds 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, etc... 510540[/snapback] Most of us can see the opening of rd 2,tough time closing that deal, but aint seen rd 3 or beyond in god knows how many years BTW, did you see the irish lotto numbers?
stuckincincy Posted November 22, 2005 Posted November 22, 2005 Ramius said: touche, but even if we cant compete with "staying power", we can go back for rounds 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, etc... 510540[/snapback] Well, that's important for impregnating livestock.
smokinandjokin Posted November 22, 2005 Posted November 22, 2005 I can't believe she would lie and say that her hip injury happened during a yoga workout. Oh, that Danica, always such a kidder. It actually happened on a sweaty, passionate love-making session between the two of us in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico a few years back. I'm glad I got in there when I did. She was a real dynamo, and I had some pelvis soreness myself. Danica, I hope you're happy... (She'll be back)
boomerjamhead Posted November 22, 2005 Posted November 22, 2005 Ramius said: Shes 23, smokin hot, and marries this dirty old bastard. Its not like she needs him for money. (no offense to the 40 and older crowd, but a chick like that should be with guys my age ) http://msn.foxsports.com/motor/story/5105640 510531[/snapback] Let that poor bastard have that snatch. She has an attitude from hell and a small rack to boot. I wouldn't wish that chick on anyone.
The Dean Posted November 22, 2005 Posted November 22, 2005 Ramius said: Shes 23, smokin hot, and marries this dirty old bastard. Its not like she needs him for money. (no offense to the 40 and older crowd, but a chick like that should be with guys my age ) http://msn.foxsports.com/motor/story/5105640 510531[/snapback] When I was your age I thought exactly the same thing. And I was right. Old farts had no business with young beautiful women. There was no reason for a young woman to prefer a washed-out old man over a virile young man like me. Now that I'm quite a bit older, I'm sure that the proper age for a beautiful young woman is my age. How could a young self-absorbed punk possibly give the woman the kind of mental stimulation and carnal pleasures as a man of my education and experience? I treat them as people, not kitty. I have no problem with them going out with ther friends (male or female) and partying or dancing with other men. I'm not jealous and I realize it's me that she'll be coming home with...if she wants to. Anyway, now I'm SURE I'm right. Of course, should I live to be 75 or 80 and have money, I'll argue that it's best for a young woman to be with a really old man who gives her money, presents and security. You know what? I'll be right then, too.
Ramius Posted November 22, 2005 Author Posted November 22, 2005 The Dean said: When I was your age I thought exactly the same thing. And I was right. Old farts had no business with young beautiful women. There was no reason for a young woman to prefer a washed-out old man over a virile young man like me. Now that I'm quite a bit older, I'm sure that the proper age for a beautiful young woman is my age. How could a young self-absorbed punk possibly give the woman the kind of mental stimulation and carnal pleasures as a man of my education and experience? I treat them as people, not kitty. I have no problem with them going out with ther friends (male or female) and partying or dancing with other men. I'm not jealous and I realize it's me that she'll be coming home with...if she wants to. Anyway, now I'm SURE I'm right. Of course, should I live to be 75 or 80 and have money, I'll argue that it's best for a young woman to be with a really old man who gives her money, presents and security. You know what? I'll be right then, too. 510552[/snapback] always the insightful one
IBTG81 Posted November 23, 2005 Posted November 23, 2005 eSJayDee said: I read the headline quickly & figuring she was a NASCAR driver, I thought it said"Patrick weds A relative" 510541[/snapback] Haha, I thought the same EXACT thing!!
Tux of Borg Posted November 23, 2005 Posted November 23, 2005 Ramius said: touche, but even if we cant compete with "staying power", we can go back for rounds 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, etc... 510540[/snapback] Your honeymoon is about ready to end. You'll be lucky to get a half a round out of her in a month or two.
EC-Bills Posted November 23, 2005 Posted November 23, 2005 Ramius said: Shes 23, smokin hot, and marries this dirty old bastard. Its not like she needs him for money. (no offense to the 40 and older crowd, but a chick like that should be with guys my age ) http://msn.foxsports.com/motor/story/5105640 510531[/snapback] Since I am closer to 40 than you, I am more inclined to believe she's been with too many guys your age and thus her choice
EC-Bills Posted November 23, 2005 Posted November 23, 2005 Ramius said: touche, but even if we cant compete with "staying power", we can go back for rounds 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, etc... 510540[/snapback] I thought it was about quality and not quantity...
Phlegm Alley Posted November 23, 2005 Posted November 23, 2005 All you guys are jealous of this guy. I am 25 and constantly say that my future wife isn't even born yet. Props for this dude finding a hot, young, rich, famous girl who is going to look pretty good even when he turns 60.
Alaska Darin Posted November 23, 2005 Posted November 23, 2005 Ramius said: touche, but even if we cant compete with "staying power", we can go back for rounds 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, etc... 510540[/snapback] Mostly because you didn't hit it good enough the first, second, third, fourth, or fifth time.
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