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LA CROSSE, Wis. Nov 21, 2005 — A recluse who kept his dead mother in his freezer and shot at his neighbors when they came to his door was sentenced to seven years in prison Monday.

 

Philip Schuth, 53, was sentenced for attempted homicide, reckless endangerment and concealment of a corpse.

 

Schuth told investigators that his mother died of natural causes in 2000, and an autopsy confirmed that. Schuth, who never had held a real job, said he hid her death because he was afraid authorities would blame him and because he wanted to keep collecting her Social Security checks.

 

Schuth has said he fantasized about being married to "Alias" star Jennifer Garner. At his sentencing, he said: "I apologize to Jennifer Garner and her pool boy Ben Affleck for involving them in my fantasies."

 

Yeah, this is ridiculous, but if you think about it JG might still be better off with this guy than Ben Affleck.

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Yeah, this is ridiculous, but if you think about it JG might still be better off with this guy than Ben Affleck.

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So, when they catch up to you will there be some bizarre tribute to Mandy Moore in the article?

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So, when they catch up to you will there be some bizarre tribute to Mandy Moore in the article?

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Not unless you consider a mannequin that I've mocked up to look exactly like Mandy Moore and call my "Mandy-quin" to be a bizarre tribute. And I don't. Mandy-quin keeps me company at night, at least until that magical day when I meet the real Ms. Moore and we fall in love and get married.

 

And that could be any day now.

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Not unless you consider a mannequin that I've mocked up to look exactly like Mandy Moore and call my "Mandy-quin" to be a bizarre tribute.  And I don't.  Mandy-quin keeps me company at night, at least until that magical day when I meet the real Ms. Moore and we fall in love and get married.

 

And that could be any day now.

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So it's not implausible that we could find you in a rocker with a beehive hairdo and screaming " Say hello to Mother ! " ?

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