aussiew Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 A lonely spinster, aged 81, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED, MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (80's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN Person On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs. The woman said "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you....you have no legs!" The old man smiled "Therefore I cannot run around on you!" She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!" Again the old man smiled "Nor can I beat you!" She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?" With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drnykterstein Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 ok that was kind of funny. how did he ring the doorbell and why didn't i think of that sooner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 Pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 A lonely spinster, aged 81, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED, MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (80's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN Person On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs. The woman said "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you....you have no legs!" The old man smiled "Therefore I cannot run around on you!" She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!" Again the old man smiled "Nor can I beat you!" She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?" With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?" 506825[/snapback] Good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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