erynthered Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 Ouch!! Single Geoffrey, 31, took an agonising ten minutes to perform the horrific op using a pair of blunt wire cutters. http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005530066,00.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachChuckDickerson Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 There have been some disappointing loses by the Bills in the past, but I can safely say this never occured to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBud Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 Even if the Bills won 4 consecutive SB's I don't think that I would go this far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drnykterstein Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 I tried it once, missed and accidently cut a hole in the couch... Ok i'm kidding, but that would be a funny story wouldn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverNRed Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 Doctors were handed his testicles but decided there was no chance of reversing his DIY op. Remarkably, he had not lost a critical amount of blood and did not require a transfusion. Geoffrey must still visit a psychiatrist. He said: “I think about what happened every day and still haven’t come up with a good reason why. I’d had a lot going on and felt a bit down. I can’t have kids now, but still want a family. Maybe I’ll adopt.” Maybe not such a good idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 Ouch!! http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005530066,00.html 506795[/snapback] Sounds like a leading candidate for the 2005 Darwin Awards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Campy Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 Sounds like a leading candidate for the 2005 Darwin Awards! 506979[/snapback] Regretably, he survived, and therefore isn't eligible. But at least the gene pool has been thinned out a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 Even if the Bills won 4 consecutive SB's I don't think that I would go this far. 506801[/snapback] Well, I think you would have to quit after the first or second time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 Regretably, he survived, and therefore isn't eligible. But at least the gene pool has been thinned out a bit. 506983[/snapback] Not true - the only criteria for a darwin award is to eliminate the chance for reproduction. Death is the usual way this is accomplished, but not the only way. We salute the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who remove themselves from it in really stupid ways. Of necessity, this honor is generally bestowed posthumously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Campy Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 Not true - the only criteria for a darwin award is to eliminate the chance for reproduction. Death is the usual way this is accomplished, but not the only way.We salute the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who remove themselves from it in really stupid ways. Of necessity, this honor is generally bestowed posthumously. 507019[/snapback] I stand corrected. He'd have my vote! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 Single Geoffrey, 31, took an agonising ten minutes to perform the horrific op using a pair of blunt wire cutters. Ten minutes????? I'm guessing, maybe, that most men would come to the realization of "Hey, this is painful...maybe this isn't such a great idea" at...oh, I don't know...maybe five seconds???? But... Geoffrey, who says he has no history of mental illness, insists he was sober when he performed the DIY castration in his bathroom. Uh-huh...sure... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffal0 Bill5 Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 Note to self: If the Bills win the Super Bowl this year, only promise to cut off your left nut. One will get the job done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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