plenzmd1 Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 When I was first out of school, and living in DC, my roomate would rummage through the trash near ATMs and look for reciepts with a big balance. Then, when in the bar that night and talking up a girl, he would be all nice and say" i know girls are scared at giving out their numbers, so I'll give you mine and you call if interesetd. He would write his number on the back of that receipt. And dam, if he didn't get close to 100% call backs, and I'd say a good 20% hook ups that night. Any body else have good ones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 When I was first out of school, and living in DC, my roomate would rummage through the trash near ATMs and look for reciepts with a big balance. Then, when in the bar that night and talking up a girl, he would be all nice and say" i know girls are scared at giving out their numbers, so I'll give you mine and you call if interesetd. He would write his number on the back of that receipt. And dam, if he didn't get close to 100% call backs, and I'd say a good 20% hook ups that night. Any body else have good ones? 506722[/snapback] That's really quite brilliant, I must say. Good show and all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 I never had much success with the bar pick-ups, but from what I've witnessed, the one rule for success seems to be: The more obnoxious and disrespectful you act towards a woman, the more likely she is to go home with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 When I was first out of school, and living in DC, my roomate would rummage through the trash near ATMs and look for reciepts with a big balance. Then, when in the bar that night and talking up a girl, he would be all nice and say" i know girls are scared at giving out their numbers, so I'll give you mine and you call if interesetd. He would write his number on the back of that receipt. And dam, if he didn't get close to 100% call backs, and I'd say a good 20% hook ups that night. Any body else have good ones? 506722[/snapback] Looks like someone is saving enterprising guys the trouble of seaching through the ATM trash basket: http://getsilly.com/atmitations.html p.s. of course, when he takes her to the early bird all-you-can-eat buffet on the first date, she may get suspicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 I just work the dating sites. It's much easier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 Any body else have good ones? 506722[/snapback] Yep. A nice smile and sincerity works well, if you want a decent gal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 Chloroform and curare work pretty well for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverNRed Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 Yep. A nice smile and sincerity works well, if you want a decent gal. 506880[/snapback] No, seriously...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockpile Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 I never had much success with the bar pick-ups, but from what I've witnessed, the one rule for success seems to be: The more obnoxious and disrespectful you act towards a woman, the more likely she is to go home with you. 506789[/snapback] A friend had a habit of starting a conversation with a girl and sliding his hand into her rear jeans pocket. One girl stopped, looked him in the eye, and said "Excuse me, I already have one !@#$ in my jeans." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockpile Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 I never had much success with the bar pick-ups, but from what I've witnessed, the one rule for success seems to be: The more obnoxious and disrespectful you act towards a woman, the more likely she is to go home with you. 506789[/snapback] LAST CALL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 LAST CALL! 506887[/snapback] Ah, something has to be said for tradition. Waking up is always a true adventure too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 When I was first out of school, and living in DC, my roomate would rummage through the trash near ATMs and look for reciepts with a big balance. Then, when in the bar that night and talking up a girl, he would be all nice and say" i know girls are scared at giving out their numbers, so I'll give you mine and you call if interesetd. He would write his number on the back of that receipt. And dam, if he didn't get close to 100% call backs, and I'd say a good 20% hook ups that night. Any body else have good ones? 506722[/snapback] i hate money hungry bitches but thats a good strategy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 i hate money hungry bitchesbut thats a good strategy 506903[/snapback] Oh how true...Thats why I drive a 89 ford fairmont and live in a single wide trailer, that way I know she really wants me for me, not my money. By spending my money on valuable art pieces like 32 different Velvet Elvis murals (16 are one of a kind, although I have 2 of the King playing cards with some dogs), my 2 different mullet hairpieces and my extensive chia pet collection, I have everything I need. The only thing missing is someone special to share my bounty with I think once my sister and her two kids move out, I will be able to save up enough to get my tooth fixed, and I may even have enough to get my backhair waxed so that I don't scare children at the local pool. When the day comes that I am ready to make a splash in the dating scene again, I will use my tried and true woman catching methods that have worked here for years: Go to a family party, Get there early, to make sure you can spike the punchbowl before the aunts know what you are up to. Sit back and let the good times roll, soon enough you will have all the cousins come to you, keep a few cold ones in your trunk for the "afterparty" with that special one, and in no time at all, the trailer is a rockin! It so beats the flashing cash method. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 Oh how true...Thats why I drive a 89 ford fairmont and live in a single wide trailer, that way I know she really wants me for me, not my money. By spending my money on valuable art pieces like 32 different Velvet Elvis murals (16 are one of a kind, although I have 2 of the King playing cards with some dogs), my 2 different mullet hairpieces and my extensive chia pet collection, I have everything I need. The only thing missing is someone special to share my bounty with I think once my sister and her two kids move out, I will be able to save up enough to get my tooth fixed, and I may even have enough to get my backhair waxed so that I don't scare children at the local pool. When the day comes that I am ready to make a splash in the dating scene again, I will use my tried and true woman catching methods that have worked here for years: Go to a family party, Get there early, to make sure you can spike the punchbowl before the aunts know what you are up to. Sit back and let the good times roll, soon enough you will have all the cousins come to you, keep a few cold ones in your trunk for the "afterparty" with that special one, and in no time at all, the trailer is a rockin! It so beats the flashing cash method. 506947[/snapback] Thats funny especially the backhair comment lmao I personally have more money than most guys my age but I do not flash it around. The only time is when i drive around in my brothers mercedes, girls look at me more than when im going around in my beat down caravan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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