Sitting in the Rockpile

[Guffalo]

man i feel your pain, i would have hated to sit where you did.  Long legs around you, dirty pillows hitting you all day long.  You don't play for "the other team" do you?

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Certainly not, I'm a Bills fan, no Dolphin love here

[Dan Gross]

My day was probably worse than that, I had some 20 something porn star wannabe, long blonde hair and legs as long as the goal posts, and all she kept saying was "its so warm here" she kepts peeling off her coat, then her denim shirt, finally down to a very thin T-shirt. Once she was down to her t shirt, it became apparent that maybe it was a bit too cold for that attire, since the turkey thermometers in her shirt were indicating that she was completely done.

 

Due to the length of  her legs , she would alternate between leaning forward and resting her breasts on my shoulders, or stretching her legs out on the seats next to me. At one point, she had one leg on each seat on either side of me, and her well cooked turkeys on my shoulders. Although she couldnt have weighed over 135 pounds, these things had to weigh 20 pounds apiece.

 

I tried to tell security about my problems, but they refused to do anything. It got even worse as the game went on, since she would whip her long blonde hair in a circular fashion whenever the Bills made a great play. Just try to concentrate while being carressed with long blonde hair that smells like honeysuckle, while the Bills are driving! After major plays (TD's and interceptions, sacks) her legs would grip me vice like and sometimes make me spill my beer. After TDs she would go to high five people near me and as she leaned forward, those damn things kept slamming me in the face, at one of the colder points in the game, I almost had my eye poked out from her "high-five/turkey-thrusts". Finally by late in the game, she decided she had to get going and I was able to relax for the last 4 minutes of the game.

 

I don't know if I will make it to any more games this year, but I hope she has the decency to behave herself next time, otherwise I'm onna have to have my seats moved.

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Ummmm, wrong forum.

 

I'm guessing (from your "victimized" tone) you're wife reads what you post here...?

[Guffalo]

I'm guessing (from your "victimized" tone) you're wife reads what you post here...? 

503535[/snapback]

How else do you explain lipstick residue and nipple welts on your face?

[Billsgirl]

I like rowdy football fans as much as anybody.  In fact I wish Bills fans made more noise at the games.  But it is really getting to be a drag sitting in sec.241 of the Rockpile dealing with the drunk 21 year-olds who seem to populate the section. 

 

It bad enough when these zitfaces kick your beer over as they stumble to their seats, but the minute they sit down they get up again to leave!  WTF!  Watch the f****n' game for a minute, why don't you!  Because you have the attention span of a door knob, I have to get up every 30 seconds to let your sorry drunk a$$ out of the aisle.

 

Now they started powder sugar wars, buying fried doughs just to pelt each other with them.  I wouldn't care except the sugar gets blown on us.

 

Oh yeah, there are ushers and security every 5 feet, but no one says a word to these fools to knock it off.

 

Anyone else sitting in the cheap seats having problems?

 

PTR

503153[/snapback]

 

I'm in section 244 and I have a bunch of young kids around me (well, I'm 22, so I shouldn't talk I suppose, but I take my 17 year old brother to the game, so I don't drink). They drive me nuts because every game I get a beer dumped on me, and it's rather disgusting. They start fights sometimes right next to us, occasionally try to fit five people in two or three seats, or one person somehow manages to take up two seats, so I'm getting pushed into the person next to me the whole game. I'm in the middle of the row, so at least I don't have to get up too much for other people. Next year I'm going to have to try and save up so I can get seats in a different section, which will be hard with my poor college student budget and I start grad school next fall.

[Spun]

My day was probably worse than that, I had some 20 something porn star wannabe, long blonde hair and legs as long as the goal posts, and all she kept saying was "its so warm here" she kepts peeling off her coat, then her denim shirt, finally down to a very thin T-shirt. Once she was down to her t shirt, it became apparent that maybe it was a bit too cold for that attire, since the turkey thermometers in her shirt were indicating that she was completely done.

 

Due to the length of  her legs , she would alternate between leaning forward and resting her breasts on my shoulders, or stretching her legs out on the seats next to me. At one point, she had one leg on each seat on either side of me, and her well cooked turkeys on my shoulders. Although she couldnt have weighed over 135 pounds, these things had to weigh 20 pounds apiece.

 

I tried to tell security about my problems, but they refused to do anything. It got even worse as the game went on, since she would whip her long blonde hair in a circular fashion whenever the Bills made a great play. Just try to concentrate while being carressed with long blonde hair that smells like honeysuckle, while the Bills are driving! After major plays (TD's and interceptions, sacks) her legs would grip me vice like and sometimes make me spill my beer. After TDs she would go to high five people near me and as she leaned forward, those damn things kept slamming me in the face, at one of the colder points in the game, I almost had my eye poked out from her "high-five/turkey-thrusts". Finally by late in the game, she decided she had to get going and I was able to relax for the last 4 minutes of the game.

 

I don't know if I will make it to any more games this year, but I hope she has the decency to behave herself next time, otherwise I'm onna have to have my seats moved.

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Dear Penthouse...

[gmac17]

"this kind of stuff never happens to me, but I went to a football game last week..."

[JÂy RÛßeÒ]

How else do you explain lipstick residue and nipple welts on your face?

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Lemme guess - lotsa glitter too, right?

[jarthur31]

I've gone to games for years so it's not like I don't know what going to Bills games are like.  I wonder if you would suck it up after your third $9 beer gets kicked over by some drunk 21 yeard old a$$wipe who is too stoned to even notice, much less apologize.  This is the same guy who keeps geting up to leave 30 seconds after he pushed his way past you to sit down.

 

Yeah, I usually just suck it up.  The KC game was just my boiling point with these douchbags.

 

PTR

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Like I said man, if you report it to security and they do nothing about it, it's time to physical with those idiots.

[meazza]

anybody here sit regularly at section 109 in the first rows?

[Mike32282]

I'm in section 244 and I have a bunch of young kids around me (well, I'm 22, so I shouldn't talk I suppose, but I take my 17 year old brother to the game, so I don't drink).  They drive me nuts because every game I get a beer dumped on me, and it's rather disgusting.  They start fights sometimes right next to us, occasionally try to fit five people in two or three seats, or one person somehow manages to take up two seats, so I'm getting pushed into the person next to me the whole game.  I'm in the middle of the row, so at least I don't have to get up too much for other people.  Next year I'm going to have to try and save up so I can get seats in a different section, which will be hard with my poor college student budget and I start grad school next fall.

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If you want, you can sit next to me.

[kasper13]

I'm in Section 241. I agree the drunk kids getting up 67 times a game gets annoying real fast. Why bother going to the game when all you do is get drunk and spend more time in the beer line and the bathroom line than watching the game? Save the money and get wrecked somewhere else. The Jets game was real bad as far as fights and throwing things. 4th quarter of the Chiefs game, some long haired, shirtless dirtbag ran across the top of the suites. 6 cops tackled him right in front of us. Dented the glass on the suites. Surprised they didn't fall off. I sit there because it's the first row on the aisle, a very decent view of the field and it's cheap. I'm also 6' 3", 230lb and do not fit in the seats very well. I'd rather sit on the benches than have my knees in my chest all game.

[SamsBuffetTable]

I know that there are some annoying people at the Ralph BUT guess what people drink too much at Bills games. The people in the endzone at any football game drink more than the people in any other section.

 

If you want to talk about annoying people lets bring up the geniuses who bring their kids to sit in the endzone when they know that is where people will be the most rude. Or how about the lady that took her two young children to the game with endzone seats, all dressed from head to toe in Jets gear.

 

There are lots of cheap seats that are less drunk/rowdy than the endzone.

[stevestojan]

When you pay $1.75 for season tickets, you're not going to be sitting with the upper echelon....

 

Mind you, our group in the opposite endzone (Where tickets are about 50% more expensive) are VERY rowdy. However, we always make sure to watch out for little kids, etc (again, I don't think anyone SHOULD take their little kid to a football game and sit in the endzone). But jeez, the section is called the Rockpile... the tickets are cheap as sh--... not that you should have to put up with it, but come on... it's almost to be expected.

[Tcali]

My day was probably worse than that, I had some 20 something porn star wannabe, long blonde hair and legs as long as the goal posts, and all she kept saying was "its so warm here" she kepts peeling off her coat, then her denim shirt, finally down to a very thin T-shirt. Once she was down to her t shirt, it became apparent that maybe it was a bit too cold for that attire, since the turkey thermometers in her shirt were indicating that she was completely done.

 

Due to the length of  her legs , she would alternate between leaning forward and resting her breasts on my shoulders, or stretching her legs out on the seats next to me. At one point, she had one leg on each seat on either side of me, and her well cooked turkeys on my shoulders. Although she couldnt have weighed over 135 pounds, these things had to weigh 20 pounds apiece.

 

I tried to tell security about my problems, but they refused to do anything. It got even worse as the game went on, since she would whip her long blonde hair in a circular fashion whenever the Bills made a great play. Just try to concentrate while being carressed with long blonde hair that smells like honeysuckle, while the Bills are driving! After major plays (TD's and interceptions, sacks) her legs would grip me vice like and sometimes make me spill my beer. After TDs she would go to high five people near me and as she leaned forward, those damn things kept slamming me in the face, at one of the colder points in the game, I almost had my eye poked out from her "high-five/turkey-thrusts". Finally by late in the game, she decided she had to get going and I was able to relax for the last 4 minutes of the game.

 

I don't know if I will make it to any more games this year, but I hope she has the decency to behave herself next time, otherwise I'm onna have to have my seats moved.

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I thought I was the only one with that problem.....thanx for being there...no one listens to us.

[Ball Burglar]

My day was probably worse than that, I had some 20 something porn star wannabe, long blonde hair and legs as long as the goal posts, and all she kept saying was "its so warm here" she kepts peeling off her coat, then her denim shirt, finally down to a very thin T-shirt. Once she was down to her t shirt, it became apparent that maybe it was a bit too cold for that attire, since the turkey thermometers in her shirt were indicating that she was completely done.

 

Due to the length of  her legs , she would alternate between leaning forward and resting her breasts on my shoulders, or stretching her legs out on the seats next to me. At one point, she had one leg on each seat on either side of me, and her well cooked turkeys on my shoulders. Although she couldnt have weighed over 135 pounds, these things had to weigh 20 pounds apiece.

 

I tried to tell security about my problems, but they refused to do anything. It got even worse as the game went on, since she would whip her long blonde hair in a circular fashion whenever the Bills made a great play. Just try to concentrate while being carressed with long blonde hair that smells like honeysuckle, while the Bills are driving! After major plays (TD's and interceptions, sacks) her legs would grip me vice like and sometimes make me spill my beer. After TDs she would go to high five people near me and as she leaned forward, those damn things kept slamming me in the face, at one of the colder points in the game, I almost had my eye poked out from her "high-five/turkey-thrusts". Finally by late in the game, she decided she had to get going and I was able to relax for the last 4 minutes of the game.

 

I don't know if I will make it to any more games this year, but I hope she has the decency to behave herself next time, otherwise I'm onna have to have my seats moved.

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That post shows greatness. That was a blast to read.

[Lori]

When you pay $1.75 for season tickets, you're not going to be sitting with the upper echelon....

 

Mind you, our group in the opposite endzone (Where tickets are about 50% more expensive) are VERY rowdy. However, we always make sure to watch out for little kids, etc (again, I don't think anyone SHOULD take their little kid to a football game and sit in the endzone). But jeez, the section is called the Rockpile... the tickets are cheap as sh--... not that you should have to put up with it, but come on... it's almost to be expected.

506131[/snapback]

Yup. Cheap tix = more money left over for beer.

 

I went the 'cheap' route the first year I bought my own seasons. Took me until, oh, about the end of October to decide I wasn't doing that again...

[MooGoo]

Dented the glass on the suites. Surprised they didn't fall off.

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i am just wondering, but how do you dent glass?

did i miss something in school?

[John from Riverside]

         

 

Let me know which game you cannot make.

503521[/snapback]

 

That was so friggen funny (if it really happened can I fly up to Buffalo and get your seat for a game?)

 

The last experience I had with going to a Prof Football game was when I was in Foxboro Stadium sitting with a season ticket holder....and he had some idiot who kept spilling his bear on him behind him and making fun of the O Linemen on the Redskins team....

 

When I finally grabbed him and nearly threw him over the railing to the Redskin players (who asked me not to or else I might have done it) I realized that uncaring, selfish, drunkin, high, idiots should not be in close proximity to me. I bought NFL Sunday tickent, a kick@ss barbeque and a 60 inch widescreen......

 

I get a good seat every week and eat whatever I want.....the beer is also a lot less expensive.

[firedawg]

So the Wifey and I were at the game on Sunday and we had seats in sect. 316 right near the Kelly Club. We had aboot 20 drunk Canadians behind us spilling beer, screaming obcenities and talking aboot hockey all day. When ever the Bills had a great play we would get a golden shower (the beer kind) They were extremely rowdy and one of them puked right in the isle. I got hit aboot 5 times with paper air planes and crumpled up programs. One of the guys got to yelling so loudly his partial flew right out of his mouth and landed in the beer of the guy sitting next to us (funny cause it wasn't my beer) At this point we were close to the end of the 3rd quarter and the security guys just sat there and watched. Why? because they weren't being violent. Now right around the end of the 4th quarter one of them has a large plastic cup full of ice with a lid on it and threw it into the crowd in the level below us yelling some sh*t aboot the leafs and it hit some guy square in the back of the head. Security came up at that point and said " If I see you do that again all of you are outta here " Theres 4 friggin minutes left in the game! They probably could have given 2 craps at that point. You get what you pay for with the cheap seats.

[Cookie Gilchrist]

  I bought NFL Sunday tickent, a kick@ss barbeque and a 60 inch widescreen......

 

I get a good seat every week and eat whatever I want.....the beer is also a lot less expensive.

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And there's practically no bathroom line.