crazyDingo Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 Everyone knows Buffalo is the most snakebitten city on Earth and fans of its Pro teams especially know how cruel Fate has mocked us. B word. A cloud if bad misfortune usually builds up like static electricty around the Bills and always zaps us at bad times. My theory is that when the Security Guard had his leg broken, he was a karmic lightning rod that absorbed the lingering Bad Luck in the air that was meant to strike Losman and make us endure Shane Matthews for 4 to 6 weeks. I think JP intuitively knows this and thats why he thanked that Security Guy for "Taking one for the team..." So heres what I propose: Halftime Leg Breakings. Just give it a chance. Security Guards, willing volunteers, of course, are bumped down the stairs at the Ralph until someone's leg breaks. It just might work, and those guys might be willing if it would help the team. You're reign of terror is over, Fate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevewin Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 I like the way you think - the only thing I'd change is that I really would prefer the the violent "wiped out from behind" method. It could be a cross promotion done during every TV timeout - lucky fans who have entered the drawing at local Tops stores get to go out to midfield blindfolded to participate in the "Blue Cross BlueShield/Anchor Bar - Take One For The Team" contest. As the fan stands at midfield Billy Buffalo runs full speed from behind and takes the lucky fan out. If the fan breaks an arm or leg they get free wings from anchor Bar for a year - and free emergency room service from Blue Cross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 It happened to Mike Tice yesterday, and shortly afterwards they got a pick, a punt and a kickoff returned for TDs as they upset the Giants. Coincidence? I think not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 I'll take one for the team if there are playoff implications. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
udonkey Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 I'll jump on the "more cowbell"/"leg breaking" bandwagon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 I agree completely. Think about it, if we'd had this program earlier, it would have been a fan tearing an achilles, not TKO... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROCCEO Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 I believe you are definately on to something here. But if we really wanted some good karma they'd have female soccer games being played at halftime on the field. At the end of halftime of each game approximately 6 young ladies will have been taken to the ER with torn ACLs. In fact we should up the ante and make sure they're all virgins, because nothing pleases the gods like virgin sacrafice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevewin Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 because nothing pleases the gods like virgin sacrafice. How did this turn into a Bruschi thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyDingo Posted November 15, 2005 Author Share Posted November 15, 2005 "This weeks winner of the TOPS Halftime Break a Fan Challenge is Tony Amatto of Lackawanna. Congratulations, Tony, from TOPS friendly markets." "The Driver of a Blue Minivan 132 LAC your lights are on." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuntheDamnBall Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Apparently grammar's reign of terror has also come to a close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 I'll take one for the team if there are playoff implications. 502817[/snapback] Only if there are chainsaws involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SACTOBILLSFAN Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 They should re-enact the Theeeesman leg snap next week, with a volunteer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilly Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Everyone knows Buffalo is the most snakebitten city on Earth and fans of its Pro teams especially know how cruel Fate has mocked us. B word. A cloud if bad misfortune usually builds up like static electricty around the Bills and always zaps us at bad times. My theory is that when the Security Guard had his leg broken, he was a karmic lightning rod that absorbed the lingering Bad Luck in the air that was meant to strike Losman and make us endure Shane Matthews for 4 to 6 weeks. I think JP intuitively knows this and thats why he thanked that Security Guy for "Taking one for the team..." So heres what I propose: Halftime Leg Breakings. Just give it a chance. Security Guards, willing volunteers, of course, are bumped down the stairs at the Ralph until someone's leg breaks. It just might work, and those guys might be willing if it would help the team. You're reign of terror is over, Fate. 502723[/snapback] One of the funniest posts I've ever read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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