EC-Bills Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 Pat Robertson Some Monday morning humor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RkFast Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 Pat Robertson Some Monday morning humor 502538[/snapback] Calling other people's opinions "dumb." How "enlightened" and "tolerant". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickey Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 Calling other people's opinions "dumb." How "enlightened" and "tolerant". 502643[/snapback] That was a dumb post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 That was a dumb post. 502735[/snapback] No, but it was dumbly designed. The Flying Spaghetti Monster could have done better with His Noodly Appendage... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UConn James Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 "Theory of Dumb Design" Or, "General Motors Engine Specifications." (Especially when they have designs where you need to take apart half the engine and be triple-jointed just to be able to reach the oil filter, for those of us who are too frugal and untrusting to let another man touch your car except for major repairs.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RkFast Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Or, "General Motors Engine Specifications." (Especially when they have designs where you need to take apart half the engine and be triple-jointed just to be able to reach the oil filter, for those of us who are too frugal and untrusting to let another man touch your car except for major repairs.) 503285[/snapback] You just dont know what the eff youre doing..or youre using the wrong tools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Or, "General Motors Engine Specifications." (Especially when they have designs where you need to take apart half the engine and be triple-jointed just to be able to reach the oil filter, for those of us who are too frugal and untrusting to let another man touch your car except for major repairs.) 503285[/snapback] You're too young to remember the Chevy Monza, made in the mid 70s. One group of engineers designed the engine and another the body. End result, You had to loosen the motor mounts on one side to change the spark plugs. Chevy offered to do it for free once it was known what happened. The Pontuiac Fiero was a 2 seat sports car with a mid engine. The car was so narrow and short, that the driver had to sit at a slight angle. The wheel well took up part of the space straight ahead. The trunk (in front) could only hold a twelve pack and it had a mini-spare (like most cars do today. Because of the small trunk, if you had a passenger and a flat tire, one of them had to be left at the side of the road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilly Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 You're too young to remember the Chevy Monza, made in the mid 70s. One group of engineers designed the engine and another the body. End result, You had to loosen the motor mounts on one side to change the spark plugs. Chevy offered to do it for free once it was known what happened. The Pontuiac Fiero was a 2 seat sports car with a mid engine. The car was so narrow and short, that the driver had to sit at a slight angle. The wheel well took up part of the space straight ahead. The trunk (in front) could only hold a twelve pack and it had a mini-spare (like most cars do today. Because of the small trunk, if you had a passenger and a flat tire, one of them had to be left at the side of the road. 503354[/snapback] Is a Pontuiac like a Pontiac? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Is a Pontuiac like a Pontiac? 503402[/snapback] I've got fat fingers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cromagnum Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 You just dont know what the eff youre doing..or youre using the wrong tools. 503347[/snapback] Theory of devil in the details...Ever work on a ford with a 351, three different models and the parts are non interchangeable....where a G.M. 350 are for the most part, car or truck interchangeable...Going to the junkyard looking for 350 parts is easy, for 351 parts is a nice day in hell... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 You just dont know what the eff youre doing..or youre using the wrong tools. 503347[/snapback] The nature of this statement can't help but make one wonder if you could actually locate an oil filter in a parts store, much less a car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RkFast Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 The nature of this statement can't help but make one wonder if you could actually locate an oil filter in a parts store, much less a car. 503819[/snapback] Nice ASSumption, as usual. I worked my way though college as a counterman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Nice ASSumption, as usual. I worked my way though college as a counterman. 504063[/snapback] Really narrows it down. Burger King has counters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RkFast Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Really narrows it down. Burger King has counters. 504068[/snapback] Nothing better than someone trying to play "Im smarter than you" ending up proving how much HE doesnt know about the subject at hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Nothing better than someone trying to play "Im smarter than you" ending up proving how much HE doesnt know about the subject at hand. 504078[/snapback] 1) I AM smarter than you, dumbass. I don't need to play. 2) This is the internet, sonny, not a garage. When I feel compelled to prove what I know about cars, I'll shut off the computer and go work on a !@#$in' car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RkFast Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 1) I AM smarter than you, dumbass. I don't need to play. 2) This is the internet, sonny, not a garage. When I feel compelled to prove what I know about cars, I'll shut off the computer and go work on a !@#$in' car. 504085[/snapback] Holy sh--. I dont know whats better...the fact that I made you look like a complete maroon, the fact that I obviously just pissed you off so much, or the fact that from here on out every time you open your big trap about what you "know", Im going to shove that second quote right down your piehole. All I need to do is swap out the subject at hand with the "car" reference. "This is the Internet, sonny..." Talk about the gift that keeps on giving......... ROTFL!!!!!!!! CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! P.S. When you turn your PC off and want to discuss auto parts, let me know.....BWAAAAHHHHAAAA!!!!!!!!!! And one more thing.....I dont CARE that you "know" more than me. Its never been about how much you "know". God knows, youre so old, you would know more than me on the trivial BS you spout off about here based on that fact alone. But the fact that you'd whip my (and a lot of other people's) ass at Trivial Pursuit doesn't A) impress me or B) make you any less of an !@#$. You should try to remember that sometime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cromagnum Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Not only do the auto engineers fathom ways to make repairs difficult, and costly with the multitude of various tools needed to remove parts... Then after you dissesemled your rear brakes, the new shoes do not fit...Back to the parts store you go without your vehicle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Holy sh--. I dont know whats better...the fact that I made you look like a complete maroon, the fact that I obviously just pissed you off so much, or the fact that from here on out every time you open your big trap about what you "know", Im going to shove that second quote right down your piehole. All I need to do is swap out the subject at hand with the "car" reference. "This is the Internet, sonny..." Talk about the gift that keeps on giving......... ROTFL!!!!!!!! CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! P.S. When you turn your PC off and want to discuss auto parts, let me know.....BWAAAAHHHHAAAA!!!!!!!!!! And one more thing.....I dont CARE that you "know" more than me. Its never been about how much you "know". God knows, youre so old, you would know more than me on the trivial BS you spout off about here based on that fact alone. But the fact that you'd whip my (and a lot of other people's) ass at Trivial Pursuit doesn't A) impress me or B) make you any less of an !@#$. You should try to remember that sometime. 504102[/snapback] You're really giving yourself an awful lot of undue credit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Holy sh--. I dont know whats better...the fact that I made you look like a complete maroon, the fact that I obviously just pissed you off so much, or the fact that from here on out every time you open your big trap about what you "know", Im going to shove that second quote right down your piehole. All I need to do is swap out the subject at hand with the "car" reference. "This is the Internet, sonny..." Talk about the gift that keeps on giving......... ROTFL!!!!!!!! CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! P.S. When you turn your PC off and want to discuss auto parts, let me know.....BWAAAAHHHHAAAA!!!!!!!!!! And one more thing.....I dont CARE that you "know" more than me. Its never been about how much you "know". God knows, youre so old, you would know more than me on the trivial BS you spout off about here based on that fact alone. But the fact that you'd whip my (and a lot of other people's) ass at Trivial Pursuit doesn't A) impress me or B) make you any less of an !@#$. You should try to remember that sometime. 504102[/snapback] You made me look like a complete maroon? Because you worked as a "counterman" [sic]. Guess what, kid. I've worked on cars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 You're really giving yourself an awful lot of undue credit. 504184[/snapback] What a...surprise... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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