Alaska Darin Posted November 13, 2005 Posted November 13, 2005 This girls I am friends with wants me badly. She invited me over for dinner tonight and I am not interested. Shes hot as hell but carrys way too much baggage. Plus I live in a small town and she knows everyone. I got an email saying call her when I got home and to come over for dinner...what to do? sorry I meant this for the OT forum- please move 500914[/snapback] Call her up and start the conversation with "Picard is greater than Kirk". Don't deviate from it no matter what she says. She'll get your sexual preference soon enough and feel too sorry for you to ever tell anyone about it at the same time.
millbank Posted November 13, 2005 Posted November 13, 2005 Explain to her that your are extremely disappointed and that you begged and begged but your Mother says no.
aussiew Posted November 13, 2005 Posted November 13, 2005 This sounds like the same thing that happened to me last night. I went anyway and enjoyed the dinner (dutch treat by the way). Then when the "hits" got more obvious, I started to talk about how I was ready for marriage again. That always works It would probably backfire for a guy though. Seriously, just go over and enjoy the evening. No one says sex always has to be part of the equation.
Ghost of BiB Posted November 13, 2005 Posted November 13, 2005 This sounds like the same thing that happened to me last night. I went anyway and enjoyed the dinner (dutch treat by the way). Then when the "hits" got more obvious, I started to talk about how I was ready for marriage again. That always works It would probably backfire for a guy though. Seriously, just go over and enjoy the evening. No one says sex always has to be part of the equation. 501051[/snapback] Unless you tell her you're Mormon. Old school, that is.
mcjeff215 Posted November 13, 2005 Posted November 13, 2005 Unless you tell her you're Mormon. Old school, that is. 501060[/snapback] I know a couple of VERY freaky mormon girls. They'd never let anyone they didn't sincerely trust know, but *wow* have they gotten into some stuff. Closet freaks. Sheltered so much that when they finally get a bit, they want it _all_ the time. -Jeff
/dev/null Posted November 13, 2005 Posted November 13, 2005 Where do you live again? Perhaps this requires a specialist. 500968[/snapback] yeah if all else fails, nobody can turn Hot to Trot into Frigid faster than Old Man BiB
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted November 13, 2005 Posted November 13, 2005 This girls I am friends with wants me badly. She invited me over for dinner tonight and I am not interested. Shes hot as hell but carrys way too much baggage. Plus I live in a small town and she knows everyone. I got an email saying call her when I got home and to come over for dinner...what to do? sorry I meant this for the OT forum- please move 500914[/snapback] You've got to be kidding. "I got invited to dinner...what do I do?" You go...or you don't. This ain't brokering peace between Israel and Egypt, it's a goddamned meal, you friggin' drama queen.
Ghost of BiB Posted November 13, 2005 Posted November 13, 2005 yeah if all else fails, nobody can turn Hot to Trot into Frigid faster than Old Man BiB 501084[/snapback] Word. I can freeze the loosest nympho.
Ghost of BiB Posted November 13, 2005 Posted November 13, 2005 You've got to be kidding. "I got invited to dinner...what do I do?" You go...or you don't. This ain't brokering peace between Israel and Egypt, it's a goddamned meal, you friggin' drama queen. 501096[/snapback] If the food was any good, I'd suggest bringing my own doggie bag, but hey - that's me. Sometimes if you look pathetic enough they wrap some up without even asking.
Chef Jim Posted November 13, 2005 Posted November 13, 2005 This girls I am friends with wants me badly. She invited me over for dinner tonight and I am not interested. Shes hot as hell but carrys way too much baggage. Plus I live in a small town and she knows everyone. I got an email saying call her when I got home and to come over for dinner...what to do? sorry I meant this for the OT forum- please move 500914[/snapback] Jesus Christ Pete. The topic is: "How do I get out of this?" Grow a pair...call her and say I'm not interested. That should be a great way to get out of it. However, if you're really hungry and she can cook, tell her AFTER dinner.
aussiew Posted November 13, 2005 Posted November 13, 2005 Or better yet. Eat the meal then insist on watching Sunday night football even though she wants to watch Extreme Makeover and Desperate Housewives. Lay in the middle of the couch with the remote in one hand and a beer in the other. Be sure to ignore her - burp once in a while - and be sure to scratch your sllab often (put the beer down first). This may help!
UConn James Posted November 13, 2005 Posted November 13, 2005 Just go, and when it starts in, just say, "Sorry, I'm just not into white chicks right now."* This is what Amy Sederis used to do with guys who'd hit on her. *This only works if she's white, o' course. Probably wouldn't work to substitute any other things, or you get called the b-word.... Or you could change it to, "I'm only dating Italian girls right now" and go down your list.
The Plastic Cup Posted November 13, 2005 Posted November 13, 2005 This girls I am friends with wants me badly. She invited me over for dinner tonight and I am not interested. Shes hot as hell but carrys way too much baggage. Plus I live in a small town and she knows everyone. I got an email saying call her when I got home and to come over for dinner...what to do? sorry I meant this for the OT forum- please move 500914[/snapback] what to do? first thing is to borrow some money and get your balls out of hock.
Bill from NYC Posted November 14, 2005 Posted November 14, 2005 OK, I am curious. You simply gotta tell us more about the baggage. Does she have an angry ex who will shoot you? What is the problem?
rockpile Posted November 14, 2005 Posted November 14, 2005 So... WHAT HAPPENED? I have no life and need to know.
Johnny Coli Posted November 14, 2005 Posted November 14, 2005 So... WHAT HAPPENED? I have no life and need to know. 502384[/snapback] No doubt. Us married guys are on the edge of our seats.
smokinandjokin Posted November 14, 2005 Posted November 14, 2005 Shes hot as hell 500914[/snapback] Link?
TheTelephonePole Posted November 14, 2005 Posted November 14, 2005 OK, I am curious. You simply gotta tell us more about the baggage. Does she have an angry ex who will shoot you? What is the problem? 502367[/snapback] "Baggage" typically hangs just below "manhood" on that type of "woman".
Ramius Posted November 14, 2005 Posted November 14, 2005 This girls I am friends with wants me badly. She invited me over for dinner tonight and I am not interested. Shes hot as hell but carrys way too much baggage. Plus I live in a small town and she knows everyone. I got an email saying call her when I got home and to come over for dinner...what to do? sorry I meant this for the OT forum- please move 500914[/snapback] All you have (had) to do is tell her that when she invited you over, the first thing you did was run to your internet football message board and ask for everyones advice. Problem Solved.
stevestojan Posted November 14, 2005 Posted November 14, 2005 what to do? first thing is to borrow some money and get your balls out of hock. 501758[/snapback] This is the funniest post I've read in a LOOOOONG time...
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