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This girls I am friends with wants me badly. She invited me over for dinner tonight and I am not interested. Shes hot as hell but carrys way too much baggage. Plus I live in a small town and she knows everyone. I got an email saying call her when I got home and to come over for dinner...what to do?

 

sorry I meant this for the OT forum- please move

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This girls I am friends with wants me badly.  She invited me over for dinner tonight and I am not interested.  Shes hot as hell but carrys way too much baggage.  Plus I live in a small town and she knows everyone.  I got an email saying call her when I got home and to come over for dinner...what to do?

 

sorry I meant this for the OT forum- please move

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I have an idea. You and I switch places for the night. You stay home and work on my Masters thesis and I'll go bang your hot friend who wants it badly.
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I have an idea.  You and I switch places for the night.  You stay home and work on my Masters thesis and I'll go bang your hot friend who wants it badly.

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LOL....count me in as the backup in case something, uh, happens to you on the way over :lol:

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This girls I am friends with wants me badly.  She invited me over for dinner tonight and I am not interested.  Shes hot as hell but carrys way too much baggage.  Plus I live in a small town and she knows everyone.  I got an email saying call her when I got home and to come over for dinner...what to do?

 

sorry I meant this for the OT forum- please move

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This is about as believable as the Lightfoot thread.

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Tell the B word you're busy whipping up a batch of Retatta!  :lol:

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Good call. That should get him off the hook for a while.

 

Anyone trying to make more than 2 pounds of Retatta is basically booked for 3-4 weeks.

 

OTOH, if she hears there's Retatta, she might get incredibly turned on and show up at his door naked with a couple jars of pickle juice.

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Invite her over for dinner and leave a bottle of Valtrex lying out on your bathroom counter...I hear that works really well....

 

I'll bet you can get an empty bottle from him, just fill it with Vitamins. You can just start popping them at dinner...

 

Or tell her you're gay.

 

Or tell her you've decided to go to seminary.

 

Or tell her your bike has a flat tire and you don't have a spare.

 

Or take Dr. Fong's advice.

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Go over to her place and enjoy a nice home cooked meal. Then if she starts to put the moves on, try turning her off by starting a Kirk vs Picard discussion. If that's not enough, flat out ask her which one she prefers. Regardless of whatever she says, tell her she is wrong and that you can't be with someone who prefers the other captain

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This girls I am friends with wants me badly.  She invited me over for dinner tonight and I am not interested.  Shes hot as hell but carrys way too much baggage.  Plus I live in a small town and she knows everyone.  I got an email saying call her when I got home and to come over for dinner...what to do?

 

sorry I meant this for the OT forum- please move

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B word about your child support payments. All six of them.

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I heard Darin is pretty dreamy. 

 

Alaska Darin > /dev/null

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before you eat the crayonz, do you shove them up your nose?

 

but anywayz, hey pete...

tell her that you see the same specialist as Mike Vick

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before you eat the crayonz, do you shove them up your nose?

 

but anywayz, hey pete...

tell her that you see the same specialist as Mike Vick

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I already covered that angle with the Valtrex relate.

 

Just tell her your wife won't let you go over there.

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Tell the B word you're busy whipping up a batch of Retatta!  :lol:

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Or you'll only go over if she'll make retatta. She'll decide she doesn't have the time (figuring that Hot Pockets would have been sufficient) and find a way out....

 

Or go over and take your Nitrous tank with you...

 

"Your eyes remind me of my mom's....do you want to see them? They're in my car..."

:lol:

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It's a HeShe?

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Pete,

 

If you were at dinner and there seemed to be a strange presence in the "girl's" pants, I just want to let you know that it wasn't me.

 

Run Pete run.

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