aussiew Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 HOW TO MAKE A WOMEN HAPPY It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Show up naked 2. Bring food
buckeyemike Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Show up naked 2. Bring food 499367[/snapback] 3. Bring beer, too. We loves ya, Aussie. Mike
Ramius Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY1. Show up naked 2. Bring food 499367[/snapback] You forgot to mention bringing the remote and turning the football game on. Or as Chris Rock said it, "guys are simple, we only want 3 things...feed me, !@#$ me, shut the !@#$ up."
SilverNRed Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 HOW TO MAKE A WOMEN HAPPY It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 499367[/snapback] We only have to be one of those things at a time, right? Women seem to get excited about guys who have none of those qualities ever. Kevin Federline makes a new woman into a baby factory every year! Women like guys who are a project. So pretend to be illiterate and keep poking yourself in the eye. And cheat on her. She won't dump you, she'll wonder what she did wrong.
aussiew Posted November 10, 2005 Author Posted November 10, 2005 And cheat on her. She won't dump you, she'll wonder what she did wrong. Or she may take a knife or superglue to you when you're least expecting it.
Ghost of BiB Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 We only have to be one of those things at a time, right? Women seem to get excited about guys who have none of those qualities ever. Kevin Federline makes a new woman into a baby factory every year! Women like guys who are a project. So pretend to be illiterate and keep poking yourself in the eye. And cheat on her. She won't dump you, she'll wonder what she did wrong. 499626[/snapback] And I'm the guy they'll come to to tell their troubles. Some gals actually do appreciate having their coat taken, the door openned and flowers for no reason.
aussiew Posted November 10, 2005 Author Posted November 10, 2005 And I'm the guy they'll come to to tell their troubles. Some gals actually do appreciate having their coat taken, the door openned and flowers for no reason. Hey - you're smart. My brother always said it was the quickest way to get some.
SilverNRed Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 And I'm the guy they'll come to to tell their troubles. Some gals actually do appreciate having their coat taken, the door openned and flowers for no reason. 499809[/snapback] If you read into my post, you can tell I'm bitter. I've basically gotten in trouble with girls in the past for being too nice. In my experience, the fastest way to bore a girl is to respect her. If my two stupid parents hadn't raised me so well then treating people like crap would come naturally to me and I'd be a chick magnet. It sucks. Girls love jackasses. I don't know why!
Gavin in Va Beach Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 A happy woman is a myth. Women are never happy.
Mark VI Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 A happy woman is a myth. Women are never happy. 499925[/snapback] When we're miserable, they are.
Guffalo Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 A happy woman is a myth. Women are never happy. 499925[/snapback] That's not true, most ex-wives are very happy
Gavin in Va Beach Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 That's not true, most ex-wives are very happy 499931[/snapback] That's not happy, that's contentment, like that of a lioness after taking down a gazelle...
Chef Jim Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 HOW TO MAKE A WOMEN HAPPY It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 7. a chef 499367[/snapback] One down 53 to go.
Ghost of BiB Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 If you read into my post, you can tell I'm bitter. I've basically gotten in trouble with girls in the past for being too nice. In my experience, the fastest way to bore a girl is to respect her. If my two stupid parents hadn't raised me so well then treating people like crap would come naturally to me and I'd be a chick magnet. It sucks. Girls love jackasses. I don't know why! 499883[/snapback] I know where you were going. Never give up on that. Trust me. And, younger women appreciate that too. The good ones do. I have a few friends that are, let's say quite young that like to spend time with me because I treat them as an equal, I'm polite, and I look for the little things that make them feel more comfortable. I'm not talking about sex, either. With a good woman, that sort of works out on it's own. Don't be afraid to be different. You don't want anyone who wants to be treated like dirt, or wants you to act stupid. End of sermon.
cåblelady Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 I have a few friends that are, let's say quite young that like to spend time with me 499995[/snapback] Hrmph.
Ramius Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 If you read into my post, you can tell I'm bitter. I've basically gotten in trouble with girls in the past for being too nice. In my experience, the fastest way to bore a girl is to respect her. If my two stupid parents hadn't raised me so well then treating people like crap would come naturally to me and I'd be a chick magnet. It sucks. Girls love jackasses. I don't know why! 499883[/snapback] hang in there, i have always had the troubles you are going through. girls always dated the **** and i got stuck in the friend zone. but stick with it, sooner or later you'll get a girl that really appreciates it and responds to it. The girl i'm with said that one thing she really liked about me on our first date was the fact that i talked so much about my family, and she wasnt used to being that. And i've been with her for over a year...(if she had her way, she'd be Mrs Ramius, but thats not happening for a while yet)
EC-Bills Posted November 11, 2005 Posted November 11, 2005 If you read into my post, you can tell I'm bitter. I've basically gotten in trouble with girls in the past for being too nice. In my experience, the fastest way to bore a girl is to respect her. If my two stupid parents hadn't raised me so well then treating people like crap would come naturally to me and I'd be a chick magnet. It sucks. Girls love jackasses. I don't know why! 499883[/snapback] SilverNRed my friend, you are a victim! If I were you, I would get a lawyer and sue your parents!
EC-Bills Posted November 11, 2005 Posted November 11, 2005 I know where you were going. Never give up on that. Trust me. And, younger women appreciate that too. The good ones do. I have a few friends that are, let's say quite young that like to spend time with me because I treat them as an equal, I'm polite, and I look for the little things that make them feel more comfortable. I'm not talking about sex, either. With a good woman, that sort of works out on it's own. Don't be afraid to be different. You don't want anyone who wants to be treated like dirt, or wants you to act stupid. End of sermon. 499995[/snapback] I echo BiB's view. While it is definitely not easy, keep your head up.
Ghost of BiB Posted November 11, 2005 Posted November 11, 2005 Hrmph. 500026[/snapback] Just pleasant company. A real man can have a wonderful evening with a real woman, and both appreciate that. If it's meant to be, that sex stuff will come in time. If not, both have nice evening out, and might choose to do so again. I'm a gentleman. Sort of old school... You bought that, right?
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