Alpine Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 With only eight games to go the Bills better realize the historical significance staring them in the face. No team in the NFL has ever ever accompished what the Bills are attempting to do. Coming off the bye week, the Bills must put all focus on the most vital part of the game, the coin toss. Never mind switching Mike Williams to guard or getting Lee Evans involved in the offense or trying to stop the Chiefs running game, the Bills must solely focus on that crucial toss - heads or tails. The Bills must get all the possible game film on this weeks referee. Is he left or right handed, what kind of coin does he use, is he a high or low tosser, what is his rate of rotation, etc. In addition, the Bills must bring on one of those weather "experts" from the weather channel to pinpoint the wind, humidity, temperature, shade of sun, barometric pressure, etc. for the fifty yard line at RWS. If needed, the Bills must hire a special coin toss consultant from either Harvard or Yale. Now this might not be possible, but the Bills should attempt to trade for Bruschi (We're not worthy!). I would give up McGahee and TKO. We all know Bruschi (We're not worthy!) has the power to predict the future and from what I hear he actually invented the coin toss. With Bruschi (We're not worthy!) on board the perfect 16-0 season is a definite possibility. If the Bills do fail and finish the season 15-1 or 14-2, Donahue should use the extra third round pick from the Titans to draft a coin toss specialist. Mel Kiper Jr. has a Steve Johnson from MIT rated number one. He is 5`7, 145 pounds and runs a 9.8 forty. Not great, but his wunderlic is out of sight and he is the lead canidate for the Einstein, the college football award for the player who demonstrates the greatest proficiency in probability/coin toss prediction. Nick Buonocti(sp?) shouldn`t worry about the 8-0 Colts, but the 8-0 Bills. With a little luck and a ton of film study by the coaches (Jerry Gray is there 18 hours a day and and by the way he game plans he should be spending more time on coin toss analysis instead of developing blitzes where Lawyer Milloy runs directly into offensive linesmen) the Bills can achieve the dream of an undefeated season. (I know the Bills only make the call on the road, but the Bills are 3-5 and it was the bye week) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRW Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 Keep the dream alive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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