aussiew Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Why did I envision this happening to our BiB? Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk." The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and asks the guy, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff-----grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?" The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea." x x x "So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh--?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Why did I envision this happening to our BiB? Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk." The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and asks the guy, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff-----grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?" The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea." x x x "So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh--?" 497740[/snapback] I'm a HELL of a lot smoother than that, Sugar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverNRed Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and asks the guy, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?" 497740[/snapback] Where the hell was he planning on going with that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puhonix Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Where the hell was he planning on going with that? 497773[/snapback] Like you hadn't been planning on using that line on Mandy Moore... c'mon, speak up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Where the hell was he planning on going with that? 497773[/snapback] You let the conversation drift into your megatonnage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverNRed Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Like you hadn't been planning on using that line on Mandy Moore... c'mon, speak up! 497784[/snapback] I always just assume that if I ever see her in real life and she even smiles at me politely, my head will explode because my brain won't be able to process what just occured. If that doesn't happen for some reason, I'll just have to wing it. I think my best bet might be to just pretend I don't recognize her and that I'm not stalking her. And maybe act like a jerk, because girls seem to like that. So basically I'll lie and be a jerk. I can do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 I always just assume that if I ever see her in real life and she even smiles at me politely, my head will explode because my brain won't be able to process what just occured. If that doesn't happen for some reason, I'll just have to wing it. I think my best bet might be to just pretend I don't recognize her and that I'm not stalking her. And maybe act like a jerk, because girls seem to like that. So basically I'll lie and be a jerk. I can do that. 497797[/snapback] Nah...why not try to be different? Women like different. Just walk up to her, grab her by the shoulders and start licking her face. I can just about guarantee SOMETHING will happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockpile Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Where the hell was he planning on going with that? 497773[/snapback] Payload. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverNRed Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Nah...why not try to be different? Women like different. Just walk up to her, grab her by the shoulders and start licking her face. I can just about guarantee SOMETHING will happen. 497803[/snapback] You know, I almost added something about how after being rejected I'd reach over and grab her thigh for a split second before making a run for it. Even if I get arrested, I can always say I sort of felt up Mandy Moore. You only live once so it's good to take some chances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverNRed Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Just walk up to her, grab her by the shoulders and start licking her face. 497803[/snapback] I have no evidence to prove this, but I'm sure her face tastes like strawberries and her hair naturally smells like fresh flowers. But I'm not obsessed or anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 I'm a HELL of a lot smoother than that, Sugar. 497744[/snapback] There you go, fission for compliments again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 There you go, fission for compliments again... 497811[/snapback] Atoms it doesn't matter. But sometimes causes con-fusion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Atoms it doesn't matter. But sometimes causes con-fusion. 497823[/snapback] In principle, I am uncertain. I guess that excludes me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Why did I envision this happening to our BiB? Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk." The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and asks the guy, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff-----grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?" The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea." x x x "So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh--?" 497740[/snapback] Typical dumb blonde. Cows, deer, and horses do NOT all eat the same stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachChuckDickerson Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 I always just assume that if I ever see her in real life and she even smiles at me politely, my head will explode because my brain won't be able to process what just occured....497797[/snapback] which head? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverNRed Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 which head? 497894[/snapback] There it is. Seriously, I was wondering how long until someone on the board replied with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 There it is. Seriously, I was wondering how long until someone on the board replied with that. 497895[/snapback] Had to be a guy named dick. Had to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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