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The above posts have said it all. Simpsons is one of the greatest show ever created. The endless references to everything, and the situational humor, and just how close it is to real life. Family guy is funny and good for laughs, but with the simpsons, there have been prolly hundreds of instances that something has happend in life that had happend on a simpsons episode. Cant say that about family guy.

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See My Vest

 

Burns: Some men hunt for sport,

Others hunt for food,

The only thing I'm hunting for,

Is an outfit that looks good...

 

See my vest, see my vest,

Made from real gorilla chest,

Feel this sweater, there's no better,

Than authentic Irish setter.

 

See this hat, 'twas my cat,

My evening wear - vampire bat,

These white slippers are albino

African endangered rhino.

 

Grizzly bear underwear,

Turtles' necks, I've got my share,

Beret of poodle, on my noodle

It shall rest,

 

Try my red robin suit,

It comes one breast or two,

See my vest, see my vest,

See my vest.

 

Like my loafers? Former gophers -

It was that or skin my chauffeurs,

But a greyhound fur tuxedo

Would be best,

 

So let's prepare these dogs,

 

Mrs. Potts: Kill two for matching clogs,

 

Burns: See my vest, see my vest,

Oh please, won't you see my vest.

 

:D:o:P:lol::lol:

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There was a time when you knew you had hit the bigtime in entertainment if you were a character on the Simpsons. Freaking everybody was on that show at one time or another....Leonard Nimoy, Paul and Linda McCartney, Red Hot Chili Peppers...But perhaps the best was the Company Softball team episode when Burns hires all the major league players to be ringers. Awesome.

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See My Vest

 

Burns: Some men hunt for sport,

Others hunt for food,

The only thing I'm hunting for,

Is an outfit that looks good...

 

See my vest, see my vest,

Made from real gorilla chest,

Feel this sweater, there's no better,

Than authentic Irish setter.

 

See this hat, 'twas my cat,

My evening wear - vampire bat,

These white slippers are albino

African endangered rhino.

 

Grizzly bear underwear,

Turtles' necks, I've got my share,

Beret of poodle, on my noodle

It shall rest,

 

Try my red robin suit,

It comes one breast or two,

See my vest, see my vest,

See my vest.

 

Like my loafers? Former gophers -

It was that or skin my chauffeurs,

But a greyhound fur tuxedo

Would be best,

 

So let's prepare these dogs,

 

Mrs. Potts: Kill two for matching clogs,

 

Burns: See my vest, see my vest,

Oh please, won't you see my vest.

 

:D  :o  :P  :lol:  :lol:

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I really like the vest.

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There was a time when you knew you had hit the bigtime in entertainment if you were a character on the Simpsons.  Freaking everybody was on that show at one time or another....Leonard Nimoy, Paul and Linda McCartney, Red Hot Chili Peppers...But perhaps the best was the Company Softball team episode when Burns hires all the major league players to be ringers.  Awesome.

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Yup, one of the best ever.

 

"Mattingly, I told you to cut off those sideburns!"

 

Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw...

 

"It all started last year during a terrible thunderstorm, when I locked

myself out of the house. Shelving myself with a large piece of sheet metal,

I ran for cover under the tallest tree I could find!"

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Talkin' Softball

8F13 - 20th February 1992

 

Well, Mr Burns had done it

The power plant had won it

With Roger Clemens clucking all the while

Mike Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile

While Wade Boggs laid unconscious on the bar-room tile

We're talkin' softball

From Maine to San Diego

Talkin' softball

Mattingly and Canseco

Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw

Steve Sax and his run-in with the law

We're talking Homer...

Ozzie and the Straw

We're talkin' softball

From Maine to San Diego

Talkin' softball

Mattingly and Canseco

Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw

Steve Sax and his run-in with the law

We're talking Homer...

Ozzie and the Straw

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The one where Troy Mclure is in the Planet of the Apes Musical

Oh my God I was Wrong, It was earth all alongggggg, yes they finally made a monkey out of me

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"I hate every Ape I see!

From Chimpan-Aye to Chimpanzee!"

 

"I love you, Dr. Zaius."

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"Last Exit to Springfield" 

Homer becomes head of the workers' union at the power plant after he realizes he'll need to pay for Lisa's new braces.

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Everytime I go to the store for something for my wife, I usually forget one of the three or so things I'm supposed to be getting. The first thing that pops into my head every time is "Dental Plan...Dental Plan."

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