SilverNRed Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 Hilarious. I thought this article was funny even before the references at the end to you know who being the greatest human being of all time. Stewart Scott: Welcome to SportsCenter everyone, this is Stewart Scott sitting alongside my co-anchor Linda Cohn. We've got a mad bananas show for you tonight so don't even think about going anywhere, yo. Later on we'll run some highlights while using the same tired catchphrases to describe home runs and slam dunks that we've employed for the past two years. After that, a ham fisted feel good story about someone remotely involved with sports who faced some form of adversity, like getting athlete's foot or losing a Super Bowl ring in a prostitute. Expect that feature to have plenty of time-lapsed fisheye lens shots of a baseball or football field set against piano music as clouds pass by, as well as several moodily lit close ups of the story's central character staring at the camera as it moves in random directions at equally random intervals. Also, our top plays of the day! As cool as the other side of the pillow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 Hilarious. I thought this article was funny even before the references at the end to you know who being the greatest human being of all time. 495778[/snapback] I almost fell out of my chair reading that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfanmiami(oh) Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 If all were right in the world, humanity would be ruled by the noble and just triumvirate of Tedy Bruschi (We're not worthy!), Michael Vick, and Brett Favre Freakin hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 The fact that he was able to recover and give an average and in no way spectacular performance which somehow singlehandedly won the whole game without his teammates is perhaps the most significant event in the course of human history.... Good find! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Straight buttah, yo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikie2times Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Cooler then the otherside of the pillow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 fo'schizzle... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikie2times Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Like a slippery fish, off the hook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 The U Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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