meazza Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 It is funny to see 60 year old women in Miami with breasts of a 20 year old. 496000[/snapback] it's also funny seeing 70 year old men talk about viagra when they can barely walk up a flight of stairs technology my friend
NavyBillsFan Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 Let me get this straight, you'd rather live in Baghdad, a city ravaged by war and being controlled by an evil dictator rather than Paris, a democratic city where workers actually have more rights than any where in North America? Ya that makes sence. 495292[/snapback] Well, Ive been to Paris twice and Ive been to Baghdad 4 times and ill say this 1. Baghdad is cleaner 2. The civilians fight the insurgents not run and hide in the French sewage system for 5 years 3. Arabs use water to clean their bodies, not gallons of sh------- perfume 4. French food SUCKS! Ate in Paris and paid the price for a week! 5. The Iraqi people are wonderful humans! IT IS NOT AS BAD AS YOU SEE ON CNN! NOTHING IS EVER REPORTED GOOD ON CNN!! THE AVERAGE DRAMA QUEEN HATES GOOD NEWS! GOOD NEWS = POOR RATINGS! 6. Trained with the French Navy and Id say a average Nigarian swap patrol row boat could take out half of their ships And 7. WATCH THE NEWS!!!! Your own police force cant stop a bunch of out of control muslim kids. Could that happen in the USA? Sure! But there will be a few thousand non-supporters out with shot guns taking care of the problem! FRENCH POLICE FORCE = RJ
NavyBillsFan Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 To tell you the truth I was disappointed in French women- maybe my expectations were too high. There were some beautiful women there but I think NYC blows it away in terms of gorgeous women. You never see an obese French girls but it seems to me most had a little junk in the trunk and not much up top. I made out with a French girl that didnt speak any English- that was awesome! Italian women are the most beautiful I have ever seen! Czech women are gorgeous, Swedish women are gorgeous and I really dig German women! Spain had some hotties, as did the Netherlands and Austria. Belgium women seemed overweight for the most part to me. English and Irish women are overweight although there are some beautiful women in both countrys. Heres my rankings for beautiful Europeon women: 1-Italy 2-Czech Republic 3-Germany 4-Sweden 5-Austria 6-Spain 7-Netherlands 8-France 9-Bruschi (We're not worthy!) (We're not worthy!) (We're not worthy!) 10-Belgium 11-Ireland 495954[/snapback] Romania Pete.... and Turkey oh my oh my...........
meazza Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 Well, Ive been to Paris twice and Ive been to Baghdad 4 times and ill say this 1. Baghdad is cleaner 2. The civilians fight the insurgents not run and hide in the French sewage system for 5 years 3. Arabs use water to clean their bodies, not gallons of sh------- perfume 4. French food SUCKS! Ate in Paris and paid the price for a week! 5. The Iraqi people are wonderful humans! IT IS NOT AS BAD AS YOU SEE ON CNN! NOTHING IS EVER REPORTED GOOD ON CNN!! THE AVERAGE DRAMA QUEEN HATES GOOD NEWS! GOOD NEWS = POOR RATINGS! 6. Trained with the French Navy and Id say a average Nigarian swap patrol row boat could take out half of their ships And 7. WATCH THE NEWS!!!! Your own police force cant stop a bunch of out of control muslim kids. Could that happen in the USA? Sure! But there will be a few thousand non-supporters out with shot guns taking care of the problem! FRENCH POLICE FORCE = RJ 496010[/snapback] i dont watch cnn, i get my information from people who are from there who moved here and I go to school with. I didnt say the city was not clean, but clearly military occupation doesn't make it the best place to visit, while whats happening in France is in Paris while there is plenty of places you could go in France that are free of this trouble.
NavyBillsFan Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 http://www.strategypage.com/humor/articles...s_200411422.asp Q. How do you say "Give me liberty or give me death!" in French? A. I give up. Q. How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? A. Nobody knows. It's never been tried. Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? A. The French Army. Q. Why was the Chunnel built under the English Channel? A. So the French government could to flee to London. Q: Did you hear about the new French tanks? A: They have 5 gears...4 in reverse, and one forward gear just in case they're attacked from behind! Q: Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney? A: Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender. Q: Why do they have trees in Paris? A: So the Germans can march in the shade instead of the sun Q: Why is good to be French? A: You can surrender at the beginning of the war, and US will win it for you. Q: What is the first thing you are taught when joining the French army? A: To say "I surrender" in German Q: Why was Jesus not born in France? A: Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin. Q: Did you hear about France's new weapons contracts? A: They gave one to Ace Hardware to produce 250,000 wood sticks...they are still looking for a company to produce 250,000 little white flags. Q: Where are the brave French soldiers buried? A: There aren't any so they had to bury some of ours on their soil.
Ghost of BiB Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 Romania Pete.... and Turkey oh my oh my........... 496011[/snapback] Get a grip, Navy.
NavyBillsFan Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 i dont watch cnn, i get my information from people who are from there who moved here and I go to school with. I didnt say the city was not clean, but clearly military occupation doesn't make it the best place to visit, while whats happening in France is in Paris while there is plenty of places you could go in France that are free of this trouble. 496013[/snapback] Giving you shiot man.... Been all over the place man. When I pull into ports me and my buds just jump on trains and go. I love meeting people and seeing new things. When Im on my death bed, I can always look back and know I did and seen everything I could on this earth. I was not a fan of Paris but Northern France was great! Everywhere you look there are some old ruins or old towns just sitting empty that were once busy places. Greece is my fav of all my visits. Italy runs a close second. Most of my family lives in Napals and just outside of Rome. I miss those damn smash sandwiches...
NavyBillsFan Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 Get a grip, Navy. 496018[/snapback] get a grip? Hot women there dude. You have no clue.....
meazza Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 Giving you shiot man....Been all over the place man. When I pull into ports me and my buds just jump on trains and go. I love meeting people and seeing new things. When Im on my death bed, I can always look back and know I did and seen everything I could on this earth. I was not a fan of Paris but Northern France was great! Everywhere you look there are some old ruins or old towns just sitting empty that were once busy places. Greece is my fav of all my visits. Italy runs a close second. Most of my family lives in Napals and just outside of Rome. I miss those damn smash sandwiches... 496019[/snapback] i'm from close to naples biggest criminals in the world there lol
NavyBillsFan Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 i'm from close to naplesbiggest criminals in the world there lol 496022[/snapback] Hell yeah man, some say where the mafia all began! Most of my family lives about 5 streets back from the Black Castle I was just there this past Spring.
meazza Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 Hell yeah man, some say where the mafia all began! Most of my family lives about 5 streets back from the Black Castle I was just there this past Spring. 496023[/snapback] nah the mafia is not really the problem, the mafia controls the gov't, what i mean is those punks in those little motor bikes robbing people left and right... im from the country, Teggiano Salerno about 2 hours from napoli
NavyBillsFan Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 nah the mafia is not really the problem, the mafia controls the gov't, what i mean is those punks in those little motor bikes robbing people left and right... im from the country, Teggiano Salerno about 2 hours from napoli 496025[/snapback] I still have my "I lived through a Napoli Taxi ride" shirt!
ajzepp Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 To tell you the truth I was disappointed in French women- maybe my expectations were too high. There were some beautiful women there but I think NYC blows it away in terms of gorgeous women. You never see an obese French girls but it seems to me most had a little junk in the trunk and not much up top. I made out with a French girl that didnt speak any English- that was awesome! Italian women are the most beautiful I have ever seen! Czech women are gorgeous, Swedish women are gorgeous and I really dig German women! Spain had some hotties, as did the Netherlands and Austria. Belgium women seemed overweight for the most part to me. English and Irish women are overweight although there are some beautiful women in both countrys. Heres my rankings for beautiful Europeon women: 1-Italy 2-Czech Republic 3-Germany 4-Sweden 5-Austria 6-Spain 7-Netherlands 8-France 9-Bruschi (We're not worthy!) (We're not worthy!) (We're not worthy!) 10-Belgium 11-Ireland 495954[/snapback] This is an awesome post, lol.....I'm glad that my German countrywomen rank so highly on the list I think I'll have to add some Asian Indian babes to that list, though
meazza Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 I still have my "I lived through a Napoli Taxi ride" shirt! 496027[/snapback] LMAO just remember the golden rule, don't ever wear jewlery or stick out anything valuable in public
ajzepp Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 i have one rule, as long as they got big ol titties 495994[/snapback] LOL....nice.....
Pete Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 nah the mafia is not really the problem, the mafia controls the gov't, what i mean is those punks in those little motor bikes robbing people left and right... im from the country, Teggiano Salerno about 2 hours from napoli 496025[/snapback] there are 5 different layers to the Italian police department. Its done that way to try and limit mob corruption
meazza Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 there are 5 different layers to the Italian police department. Its done that way to try and limit mob corruption 496034[/snapback] sounds pretty eh well all 5 different layers are controlled by who Silvio Berlusconi, now Silvio Berlusconi is as corrupt as they come, basically he is one of the richest "mafioso" in Italy. he passed a law last year to make it illegal for the government to prosecute a Prime Minister for fraudulent activity. He controls all the media outlets. He controls the biggest soccer team in Italy and hired the President of the FIGC (soccer council) to manage his team. When Rome was about to be purchased by a big oil company and become a powerful soccer team, he had the Police raid the room where the negotiations were taking place, scaring off the new purchasers and bringing Rome back to a mediocre financed team.
GoodBye Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 Whichever ones they are, they are a winning combination. 495989[/snapback] I'm a "mutt." Mostly German and Dutch but also have a little Irish and Russian thrown in there too.
Pete Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 You are such the manly man. Aren't you? Anyone who knows that much about the world, I shall defer to. Tell us, Obi Wan. Kill any commies with your sticky blood agents today? Or are you going to throw me some mean wrestle moves....man. 496037[/snapback] Who pissed in your cheerios? We give our opinions on which ladys we find the hottest and you insist we think we know everything about the world? Nice non sequitur logic there
BB27 Posted November 6, 2005 Author Posted November 6, 2005 YOU PEOPLE ARE STILL GOING AT IT? IT'S OVER, OKAY. I MEAN LIKE, IT'S SATURDAY, DON'T YOU ALL HAVE SOMETHING BETTER TO DO? WOW. I REALLY AM PROUD TO KNOW I STARTED THIS......... Oh yeah, and france still sucks!!!!!!
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