Talonz Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Mooooo Cow, I mean Bull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 I can imagine. It's going to take a bottle of vodka to get the image out of my mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuckeyeBill Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 The worst part about that is that hours and hours of.... really nasty work... was stolen. I wouldn't want that job for anything. Oh, by the way... machines aren't used to extract the precious liquid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talonz Posted November 3, 2005 Author Share Posted November 3, 2005 Move love for Bruschi (We're not worthy!) !!! Got Milk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 If it was Indiana I would venture a guess at the prime suspect. Someone who might want to substitute pickle juice in his Retatta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 On the program "Dirty Jobs" on Discovery, they showed how they get horse semen and impregnate mares. Probably some thing similar. They get the male to mount a dummy and the the person had to basically put a condom on the horse to collect it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Coli Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Got Milk? Got Milk? 494561[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 On the program "Dirty Jobs" on Discovery, they showed how they get horse semen and impregnate mares. Probably some thing similar. They get the male to mount a dummy and the the person had to basically put a condom on the horse to collect it. 494568[/snapback] Wacka, what kind of horses were they. I know for thoroughbreds, artificial insemination is not allowed. Thats why good to be a stud, still get to have all the fun!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 The worst part about that is that hours and hours of.... really nasty work... was stolen. I wouldn't want that job for anything. Oh, by the way... machines aren't used to extract the precious liquid. 494532[/snapback] Hense my comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 On the program "Dirty Jobs" on Discovery, they showed how they get horse semen and impregnate mares. Probably some thing similar. They get the male to mount a dummy and the the person had to basically put a condom on the horse to collect it. 494568[/snapback] True Story, A freind of mine was on a field trip for an agricultural course, one of the duties of the trip was to collect the semen from a bull. The student who was volunteered had an army jacket on and was given a sheath which is a collector for the semen. The sheath looks kinda like a large plastic funnel, with a collector at the bottom. The object is, as the bull is worked up and ready to mount, the person is supposed to choreagraph his movement and thrusts the sheath over the bull's "whamslinger" as the bull rears up to mount, intercepting the flow of...well you know. On this particular assignment, the college student missed the interception and the bull's "nozzle" went deep into the open cuff of the kids army coat, where a torrent of sticky liquid gold was deposited. The assembled students looked on in horror as the poor kids arm dropped to his side and the remnants of the armpit insemination project dripped out of his jacket to the floor. The bull owner wasn't pleased with the results either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 True Story, A freind of mine was on a field trip for an agricultural course, one of the duties of the trip was to collect the semen from a bull. The student who was volunteered had an army jacket on and was given a sheath which is a collector for the semen. The sheath looks kinda like a large plastic funnel, with a collector at the bottom. The object is, as the bull is worked up and ready to mount, the person is supposed to choreagraph his movement and thrusts the sheath over the bull's "whamslinger" as the bull rears up to mount, intercepting the flow of...well you know. On this particular assignment, the college student missed the interception and the bull's "nozzle" went deep into the open cuff of the kids army coat, where a torrent of sticky liquid gold was deposited. The assembled students looked on in horror as the poor kids arm dropped to his side and the remnants of the armpit insemination project dripped out of his jacket to the floor. The bull owner wasn't pleased with the results either. 494645[/snapback] Now we are up to two bottles of vodka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Now we are up to two bottles of vodka. 494654[/snapback] Well, I suppose you could make a white russian from the leftover drippings.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Well, I suppose you could make a white russian from the leftover drippings.... 494659[/snapback] Three. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Three. 494681[/snapback] Do I hear four? (NSFW, if you work with pigs... ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 On the program "Dirty Jobs" on Discovery, they showed how they get horse semen and impregnate mares. Probably some thing similar. They get the male to mount a dummy and the the person had to basically put a condom on the horse to collect it. 494568[/snapback] they make condoms that big ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 they make condoms that big ???? 494692[/snapback] Of course they do, I use em all the time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Of course they do, I use em all the time... 494696[/snapback] You do know you could suffocate doing that right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Do I hear four?(NSFW, if you work with pigs... ) 494686[/snapback] That was the grossest thing I have ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Pan Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 That was the grossest thing I have ever seen. 494708[/snapback] I'd like to show you my collection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Do I hear four?(NSFW, if you work with pigs... ) 494686[/snapback] We have discovered coma now. I think I'll watch a penguin movie with a Streisand soundtrack to settle back down. Here's a vision to put you to bed, how about reversing it? You are laid out across a metal table...here come a cow and a pig with rubber gloves... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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