Terry Tate Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!" "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?" "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinandjokin Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 A woman and her 7 year-old son hail a cab in Manhattan. The cabbie picks them up and they are cruising along. As they come to a red light, the boy sees a bunch of prostitutes standing on the corner. He says, "Mommy, what are those ladies doing?" "They're waiting for the bus, son" the mother replies. Up front the cab driver shoots a dirty look into the rear view mirror. "Oh come on lady, you gotta be kidding me" he scowls. "Why don't you just tell him? The kid is going to find out eventually." The cabbie adjusts his mirror so he can see the boy. "Hey kid," he says, "those ladies are prostitutes. Men give them money so that those women will have sex with them." The mother is PISSED, and the boy is perplexed. A minute later, he tugs on his mother's arm. "Hey mommy, what happens to the little babies after the men have sex with those ladies?" "Well son," she says, "They grow up to be cab drivers." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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