Mark VI Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 That should send those kids running when I answer the door.
stevestojan Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 Make sure you only use half of your body....
boomerjamhead Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 That should send those kids running when I answer the door. 492495[/snapback] Have your wife dress up as Mrs. Brewskeeter for the extra double whammy.
Johnny Coli Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 That should send those kids running when I answer the door. 492495[/snapback] Yeah, running straight at (and by) you for 70+ yards
DieHardFan Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 Be sure to put reflective tape on the chin to keep people from tripping on it.
Mark VI Posted October 31, 2005 Author Posted October 31, 2005 Yeah, running straight at (and by) you for 70+ yards 492509[/snapback] I put bolts in the neck to make it more realistic !
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 And don't forget to glue a Joe Theisman figurine face-first to your crotch for that truly authentic look...
taterhill Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 also if the kids start wrestling around...make sure you are the 6th perons to pile on so ESBN can give you credit for your 32nd tackle of the game and 143rd hit
cåblelady Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 also if the kids start wrestling around...make sure you are the 6th perons to pile on so ESBN can give you credit for your 32nd tackle of the game and 143rd hit 492549[/snapback] It really was that bad...wasn't it?
mead107 Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 allmost got my trick at the coffee shop . this girl came up to me as i was leaving stewarts coffee shop around 3:45 this afternoon follows me to my truck and says " you want to go and have fun " i said no i do not think the wife would like that , she says why tell . this girl looked like she was all of 15 years old . WOW, good looking kid
Ghost of BiB Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 allmost got my trick at the coffee shop . this girl came up to me as i was leaving stewarts coffee shop around 3:45 this afternoon follows me to my truck and says " you want to go and have fun " i said no i do not think the wife would like that , she says why tell . this girl looked like she was all of 15 years old . WOW, good looking kid 492577[/snapback] Got her number?
Thailog80 Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 Got her number? 492581[/snapback] Nothing says lovin' like a threesome. I think I saw that on a Hallmark card once.
kasper13 Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 Fake a stroke a couple times. Burn some hair, smell it, fall down and twitch around for a few minutes. (First warning sign of a stroke is smelling burning hair- I learned that from the Sopranos) I am answering the door as a disgruntled Bills fan. JP jersey, 1990 Zubaz, messed up hair, a half empty bottle of booze in hand and some slash marks on the wrists with a ripped photo of TD stuck to the jersey with DIE written in blood on it.
mead107 Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 she had this little stuffed animal in her arms . thought about it for 1 second , thought there might be a hiden mic in the dog . cops just around the corner .
Golden Wheels Posted November 1, 2005 Posted November 1, 2005 I am wearing my old Bledsoe jersey. Everytime I try to thow candy into a kid's bag, I pat it three times, and miss.
BuffOrange Posted November 1, 2005 Posted November 1, 2005 allmost got my trick at the coffee shop . this girl came up to me as i was leaving stewarts coffee shop around 3:45 this afternoon follows me to my truck and says " you want to go and have fun " i said no i do not think the wife would like that , she says why tell . this girl looked like she was all of 15 years old . WOW, good looking kid 492577[/snapback] I don't know where Charlton is, but I may be moving there. I am wearing my old Bledsoe jersey. Everytime I try to thow candy into a kid's bag, I pat it three times, and miss. Awesome - you rock.
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