Mark VI Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 That should send those kids running when I answer the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 Make sure you only use half of your body.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomerjamhead Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 That should send those kids running when I answer the door. 492495[/snapback] Have your wife dress up as Mrs. Brewskeeter for the extra double whammy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Coli Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 That should send those kids running when I answer the door. 492495[/snapback] Yeah, running straight at (and by) you for 70+ yards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieHardFan Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 Be sure to put reflective tape on the chin to keep people from tripping on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark VI Posted October 31, 2005 Author Share Posted October 31, 2005 Yeah, running straight at (and by) you for 70+ yards 492509[/snapback] I put bolts in the neck to make it more realistic ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thailog80 Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 Don't forget the cape for superteddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 And don't forget to glue a Joe Theisman figurine face-first to your crotch for that truly authentic look... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 also if the kids start wrestling around...make sure you are the 6th perons to pile on so ESBN can give you credit for your 32nd tackle of the game and 143rd hit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cåblelady Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 also if the kids start wrestling around...make sure you are the 6th perons to pile on so ESBN can give you credit for your 32nd tackle of the game and 143rd hit 492549[/snapback] It really was that bad...wasn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 allmost got my trick at the coffee shop . this girl came up to me as i was leaving stewarts coffee shop around 3:45 this afternoon follows me to my truck and says " you want to go and have fun " i said no i do not think the wife would like that , she says why tell . this girl looked like she was all of 15 years old . WOW, good looking kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 allmost got my trick at the coffee shop . this girl came up to me as i was leaving stewarts coffee shop around 3:45 this afternoon follows me to my truck and says " you want to go and have fun " i said no i do not think the wife would like that , she says why tell . this girl looked like she was all of 15 years old . WOW, good looking kid 492577[/snapback] Got her number? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cåblelady Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 Got her number? 492581[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thailog80 Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 Got her number? 492581[/snapback] Nothing says lovin' like a threesome. I think I saw that on a Hallmark card once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kasper13 Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 Fake a stroke a couple times. Burn some hair, smell it, fall down and twitch around for a few minutes. (First warning sign of a stroke is smelling burning hair- I learned that from the Sopranos) I am answering the door as a disgruntled Bills fan. JP jersey, 1990 Zubaz, messed up hair, a half empty bottle of booze in hand and some slash marks on the wrists with a ripped photo of TD stuck to the jersey with DIE written in blood on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 she had this little stuffed animal in her arms . thought about it for 1 second , thought there might be a hiden mic in the dog . cops just around the corner . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Wheels Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 I am wearing my old Bledsoe jersey. Everytime I try to thow candy into a kid's bag, I pat it three times, and miss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffOrange Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 allmost got my trick at the coffee shop . this girl came up to me as i was leaving stewarts coffee shop around 3:45 this afternoon follows me to my truck and says " you want to go and have fun " i said no i do not think the wife would like that , she says why tell . this girl looked like she was all of 15 years old . WOW, good looking kid 492577[/snapback] I don't know where Charlton is, but I may be moving there. I am wearing my old Bledsoe jersey. Everytime I try to thow candy into a kid's bag, I pat it three times, and miss. Awesome - you rock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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