Dan Gross Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Patriots | Number 54 to be retired Thu, 3 Nov 2005 16:38:06 -0800 To honor Tedy Bruschi (We're not worthy!), all the nations of the world have agreed to retire the number 54. From here on out, everyone is asked to go straight from 53 to 55. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Patriots | Retirement of number 54 brings world peace Thu, 3 Nov 2005 16:39:06 -0800 To update a previous story, all of the countries realized that if they can agree remove a number from the numerical system, then they can agree on everything, and have delcared a new era of world peace. A new tape purportedly from Osama bin Laden surfaced, saying "maybe there was unrest over the inadequecy of the number 54 before now. Maybe now that it has so much meaning that it has been retired we can all get along. I would like to take this announcement to also formally invite American President Bush over to my cave to watch the Patriots game this weekend." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 I heard one time that he died on Friday, but by the following Sunday had risen from the dead to record two assists, 65 "hits", and a tongue bath from Joe Theisman. 492164[/snapback] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Horrible visual! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mile High Posted November 4, 2005 Author Share Posted November 4, 2005 Patriots | Retirement of number 54 brings world peaceThu, 3 Nov 2005 16:39:06 -0800 To update a previous story, all of the countries realized that if they can agree remove a number from the numerical system, then they can agree on everything, and have delcared a new era of world peace. A new tape purportedly from Osama bin Laden surfaced, saying "maybe there was unrest over the inadequecy of the number 54 before now. Maybe now that it has so much meaning that it has been retired we can all get along. I would like to take this announcement to also formally invite American President Bush over to my cave to watch the Patriots game this weekend." 494836[/snapback] Good Stuff . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 The mother of Tedy Bruschi (We're not worthy!) (We're not worthy!) donated her vagina to The Smithsonian as proof of his virgin birth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 The mother of Tedy Bruschi (We're not worthy!) (We're not worthy!) (We're not worthy!) donated her vagina to The Smithsonian as proof of his virgin birth. 494850[/snapback] Wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Testing, testing, test! Tedy Bruschi (We're not worthy!) Tedy Bruschi (We're not worthy!) Tedy Bruschi (We're not worthy!) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clockwork Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 *coughs* This will be funny for one more day before football starts up again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 *coughs* This will be funny for one more day before football starts up again. 495789[/snapback] no, i think this will end up being the replacement to the beloved Son of Satan series Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyDingo Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 Does anyone know if its true that the Moon Landing was faked and actually filmed in a studio in Brewski's colon? A guy from NASA was on FOX swearing we really landed there by climbing on Brewski's giant back and he just jumped up there. The reason Theismann worships Brewski is when Brewski snapped Theismans shinbone in half, he immediately performed on-field surgery to repair it and threw in a lobotomy for free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SACTOBILLSFAN Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 Tedy Bruschi (We're not worthy!) just showed up to finish my shift at work!!! What a guy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnk Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 ...please accept my apology can't refrain.... ABC / ESPN Sports reports... Teddy Bruschi (We're not worthy!) just won tonights MNF game in the waning seconds, with a kickoff return for a TD in the final second of play. How does he continue to perform at this level. pleasestoptheteddymadness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Tedy is the kind of guy you'd want your wife to marry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clockwork Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 I heard that Tedy found the Noah's arc! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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