philburger1 Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 Czaban this morning spent 10 minutes ripping into the Sunday Night Crew's coverage of the game. Glad to see other people besides Bills fans were sick of the fan boy gushing of Bruschi. It was even worse than I thought is was going to be. I thought you might hear "Nobody ties his shoes with more passion than Teddy Bruschi. "Thanks for making me hate Teddy Bruschi, ESPN" Steve Czaban this morning on the Fox Sports Network.
billsfanone Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 lol. Good. It was really sickening. I swear not just sour grapes because of the loss. They went WAY overboard. If the Bruschi lovefest wasn't enough, did you count how many mistakes they made? Damn! They don't correct each other either.
philburger1 Posted October 31, 2005 Author Posted October 31, 2005 lol. Good. It was really sickening. I swear not just sour grapes because of the loss. They went WAY overboard. If the Bruschi lovefest wasn't enough, did you count how many mistakes they made? Damn! They don't correct each other either. 491561[/snapback] ESPN SUNDAY CREW: WORST.....BROADCASTERS.....EVER
ch19079 Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 lol. Good. It was really sickening. I swear not just sour grapes because of the loss. They went WAY overboard. If the Bruschi lovefest wasn't enough, did you count how many mistakes they made? Damn! They don't correct each other either. 491561[/snapback] every time they went to commercial, they showed a clip of bruschi and played the "hero" song. i could take the first 2 times, but they showed it every damn time they went to commercial.
ch19079 Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 ESPN SUNDAY CREW: WORST.....BROADCASTERS.....EVER 491568[/snapback] i usually like them. but they do tend to talk about off the field stuff during the game. like they are watching it at their own house. i want to know who made the catch. who maded the tackle. i want to see a replay of holding calls and personal fouls....
Hirly5 Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 I listen to ESPN Radio and every SportsCenter starts with something about Bruschi. He had 2 tackles and 5 assists .... what a Hero.
gantrules Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 You know there is going to be a problem when no one even discusses the Bills until the opening coin toss 10 minutes in to the telecast. Then they start out the opening play by saying "everyone is rooting for Bruschi tonight even the Bills." Please someone freaking gag me. Then he misses the tackle in the backfield on Parrish and it was "Oh My Goodness!!! Did you see that!!! Bruschi is the best freaking LB ever!!!" So what if he blew the tackle!!! It was disgusting. And if I was Tedy I'd be embarassed.
smokinandjokin Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 I listen to ESPN Radio and every SportsCenter starts with something about Bruschi. He had 2 tackles and 5 assists .... what a Hero. 491578[/snapback] It was pathetic. After we had already heard 30 times how he saw 10 doctors, we had to hear Robert Kraft rehash it for the 31st as game-changing plays were occuring. They talk about Bruschi like he was God's gift, but all they ever showed was him wrapping up McGahee's legs for one tackle, and then swinging and missing on Roscoe. He was invisible other than that (aka doing his best London Fletcher impersonation.)
UConn James Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 How many times did they cut to Bruschi's wife in the stands? I gave up long ago in hoping that announcers talk about things that matter.
Thailog80 Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 How many times did they cut to Bruschi's wife in the stands? I gave up long ago in hoping that announcers talk about things that matter. 491603[/snapback] Does Bob Kraft wear any other color than light blue?
UConn James Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 Does Bob Kraft wear any other color than light blue? 491608[/snapback] Nope. Helps him offset when his nose is that W.C. Fields-like shade of maroon. Hell, if I had as much coin as him, I'd go through life drunk too.
William The Conqueror Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 lol. Good. It was really sickening. I swear not just sour grapes because of the loss. They went WAY overboard. If the Bruschi lovefest wasn't enough, did you count how many mistakes they made? Damn! They don't correct each other either. 491561[/snapback] I love Tedy, but it was waaaay over the top.
philburger1 Posted October 31, 2005 Author Posted October 31, 2005 How many times did they cut to Bruschi's wife in the stands? I gave up long ago in hoping that announcers talk about things that matter. 491603[/snapback] To bad she wasn't that hot. Jeff Garcia's "girlfriend" is a lot hotter, and he's gay. I hope the COLTS kill the Patriots next monday. If the Bills are going to suck this year, I can at least enjoy the suffering of their enemies: Pats, jets, dolpfags. Go Panthers in the NFC. Steve Smith = MVP
buckeyemike Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 This is why you turn the freaking sound down and listen to the radio guys. At least Murph and AVP are somewhat objective (read: Bills fans). Mike
Dan Gross Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 Everybody sing along! Mike Patrick: Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Bruschi Looking so down in the dumps Every guy here'd love to be you, Bruschi Even when taking your lumps There's no man in town as admired as you You're ev'ryone's favorite guy Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you And it's not very hard to see why No one's slick as Bruschi No one's quick as Bruschi No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Bruschi's For there's no man in town half as manly Perfect, a pure paragon! You can ask any Tom, Dick or Norman And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on Mike Patrick and Chorus: No one's been like Bruschi A king pin like Bruschi Mike Patrick: No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Bruschi Bruschi: As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating! Mike Patrick and Chorus: My what a guy, that Bruschi! Give five "hurrahs!" Give twelve "hip-hips!" Mike Patrick: Bruschi is the best And the rest is all drips Chorus: No one fights like Bruschi Douses lights like Bruschi Joe Theismann: In a wrestling match nobody bites like Bruschi! Patriettes: For there's no one as burly and brawny Bruschi: As you see I've got biceps to spare Mike Patrick: Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny Bruschi: That's right! And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair ESPN Crew: No one hits like Bruschi Pats fans: Matches wits like Bruschi Mike Patrick: In a spitting match nobody spits like Bruschi Bruschi: I'm especially good at expectorating! Ptoooie! ESPN Crew: Ten points for Bruschi! Bruschi: When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs Ev'ry morning to help me get large And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs So I'm roughly the size of a barge! ESPN Crew: No one shoots like Bruschi Makes those beauts like Bruschi Mike Patrick: Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Bruschi Bruschi: I use antlers in all of my decorating! ESPN Crew: Say it again Who's a man among men? And then say it once more Who's the hero next door? Who's a super success? Don't you know? Can't you guess? Ask his fans and his five hangers-on There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down Mike Patrick: And his name's B-R-E... W - B-R-U-S - K - B-R-U-S-C - oh! ESPN Crew: Bruschi!
philburger1 Posted October 31, 2005 Author Posted October 31, 2005 Everybody sing along! Mike Patrick: Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Bruschi Looking so down in the dumps Every guy here'd love to be you, Bruschi Even when taking your lumps There's no man in town as admired as you You're ev'ryone's favorite guy Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you And it's not very hard to see why No one's slick as Bruschi No one's quick as Bruschi No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Bruschi's For there's no man in town half as manly Perfect, a pure paragon! You can ask any Tom, Dick or Norman And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on Mike Patrick and Chorus: No one's been like Bruschi A king pin like Bruschi Mike Patrick: No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Bruschi Bruschi: As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating! Mike Patrick and Chorus: My what a guy, that Bruschi! Give five "hurrahs!" Give twelve "hip-hips!" Mike Patrick: Bruschi is the best And the rest is all drips Chorus: No one fights like Bruschi Douses lights like Bruschi Joe Theismann: In a wrestling match nobody bites like Bruschi! Patriettes: For there's no one as burly and brawny Bruschi: As you see I've got biceps to spare Mike Patrick: Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny Bruschi: That's right! And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair ESPN Crew: No one hits like Bruschi Pats fans: Matches wits like Bruschi Mike Patrick: In a spitting match nobody spits like Bruschi Bruschi: I'm especially good at expectorating! Ptoooie! ESPN Crew: Ten points for Bruschi! Bruschi: When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs Ev'ry morning to help me get large And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs So I'm roughly the size of a barge! ESPN Crew: No one shoots like Bruschi Makes those beauts like Bruschi Mike Patrick: Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Bruschi Bruschi: I use antlers in all of my decorating! ESPN Crew: Say it again Who's a man among men? And then say it once more Who's the hero next door? Who's a super success? Don't you know? Can't you guess? Ask his fans and his five hangers-on There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down Mike Patrick: And his name's B-R-E... W - B-R-U-S - K - B-R-U-S-C - oh! ESPN Crew: Bruschi! 491714[/snapback]
Ramius Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 I love it how, according to the crwe, the pats first TD was because they are a great team and withstand adversity, but buffalo's response Td was a fluke, and a blown coverage and a bad play by the pats.
Stussy109 Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 I love how they glorified how good a play it was when Bruschi Whiffed on tackling Willis, "He was right in there, look at that!" meanwhile if that had been TKO or Fletch, it would have been a big time whiff they were' speaking of, and how he has to wrap up.
Spiderweb Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 This is why you turn the freaking sound down and listen to the radio guys. At least Murph and AVP are somewhat objective (read: Bills fans). Mike 491703[/snapback] Unfortunately, that option is only open to those in range of the radio broadcast, many of us here, maybe most, do not have that available to us. Not since the "No Fun League" decided that even the radio broadcasts had to go on a "pay for" basis (internet)....
Johnny Coli Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 This is why you turn the freaking sound down and listen to the radio guys. At least Murph and AVP are somewhat objective (read: Bills fans). Mike 491703[/snapback] Tried to listen to it with Field Pass, but the "Bills" link went straight to the Pats broadcast all night. Everything about that game smelled like a fix.
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