Cugalabanza Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 You arrive at your doctor's office. They tell you the doctor isn't in today, so the nurse will do the tests. The nurse tells you your health is too high by one centimeter. She refuses to explain any further. When say you don't understand, she says, "don't you know what a centimeter is?" Then she starts intentionally mumbling nonsense questions. When you say you can't understand, she asks if you've ever been diagnosed with "muted sensibilities." Then, a birthday party for the receptionist breaks out with balloons and confetti and the nurse leaves you standing in the waiting room with your pants around your ankles and needles in your arms. Then, you see your doctor there and he's limping badly. He limps over to you with a drink in his hand, wearing a party hat. You ask him what's wrong with his leg. He says "I can't understand a word you're saying." Then you say, "That's funny--there was a birthday party here the last time I was here also." Then the doctor says he'll have to get back to you about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 You arrive at your doctor's office. They tell you the doctor isn't in today, so the nurse will do the tests. The nurse tells you your health is too high by one centimeter. She refuses to explain any further. When say you don't understand, she says, "don't you know what a centimeter is?" Then she starts intentionally mumbling nonsense questions. When you say you can't understand, she asks if you've ever been diagnosed with "muted sensibilities." Then, a birthday party for the receptionist breaks out with balloons and confetti and the nurse leaves you standing in the waiting room with your pants around your ankles and needles in your arms. Then, you see your doctor there and he's limping badly. He limps over to you with a drink in his hand, wearing a party hat. You ask him what's wrong with his leg. He says "I can't understand a word you're saying." Then you say, "That's funny--there was a birthday party here the last time I was here also." Then the doctor says he'll have to get back to you about that. 488703[/snapback] It means you're standing behind a line of figurative metaphors throwing downfield to a Pepsi machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeF Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 Were you reading A Clockwork Orange before you fell asleep? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 You arrive at your doctor's office. They tell you the doctor isn't in today, so the nurse will do the tests. The nurse tells you your health is too high by one centimeter. She refuses to explain any further. When say you don't understand, she says, "don't you know what a centimeter is?" Then she starts intentionally mumbling nonsense questions. When you say you can't understand, she asks if you've ever been diagnosed with "muted sensibilities." Then, a birthday party for the receptionist breaks out with balloons and confetti and the nurse leaves you standing in the waiting room with your pants around your ankles and needles in your arms. Then, you see your doctor there and he's limping badly. He limps over to you with a drink in his hand, wearing a party hat. You ask him what's wrong with his leg. He says "I can't understand a word you're saying." Then you say, "That's funny--there was a birthday party here the last time I was here also." Then the doctor says he'll have to get back to you about that. 488703[/snapback] You are Gay. Next patient! (Same diagnosis) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 It means your gay and want to have a train run on you on your next gay cruise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 You arrive at your doctor's office. They tell you the doctor isn't in today, so the nurse will do the tests. The nurse tells you your health is too high by one centimeter. She refuses to explain any further. When say you don't understand, she says, "don't you know what a centimeter is?" Then she starts intentionally mumbling nonsense questions. When you say you can't understand, she asks if you've ever been diagnosed with "muted sensibilities." Then, a birthday party for the receptionist breaks out with balloons and confetti and the nurse leaves you standing in the waiting room with your pants around your ankles and needles in your arms. Then, you see your doctor there and he's limping badly. He limps over to you with a drink in his hand, wearing a party hat. You ask him what's wrong with his leg. He says "I can't understand a word you're saying." Then you say, "That's funny--there was a birthday party here the last time I was here also." Then the doctor says he'll have to get back to you about that. 488703[/snapback] It means you need to stop playing with Lego's before you go to bed. Then again, it could just mean you're lusting for a nurse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 It obviously means your doctor is Kool and the Gang and the nurse is Gloria Gaynor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 You arrive at your doctor's office. They tell you the doctor isn't in today, so the nurse will do the tests. The nurse tells you your health is too high by one centimeter. She refuses to explain any further. When say you don't understand, she says, "don't you know what a centimeter is?" Then she starts intentionally mumbling nonsense questions. When you say you can't understand, she asks if you've ever been diagnosed with "muted sensibilities." Then, a birthday party for the receptionist breaks out with balloons and confetti and the nurse leaves you standing in the waiting room with your pants around your ankles and needles in your arms. Then, you see your doctor there and he's limping badly. He limps over to you with a drink in his hand, wearing a party hat. You ask him what's wrong with his leg. He says "I can't understand a word you're saying." Then you say, "That's funny--there was a birthday party here the last time I was here also." Then the doctor says he'll have to get back to you about that. 488703[/snapback] I thought you knew better than to eat retatta before bedtime... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cromagnum Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 You arrive at your doctor's office. They tell you the doctor isn't in today, so the nurse will do the tests. The nurse tells you your health is too high by one centimeter. She refuses to explain any further. When say you don't understand, she says, "don't you know what a centimeter is?" Then she starts intentionally mumbling nonsense questions. When you say you can't understand, she asks if you've ever been diagnosed with "muted sensibilities." Then, a birthday party for the receptionist breaks out with balloons and confetti and the nurse leaves you standing in the waiting room with your pants around your ankles and needles in your arms. Then, you see your doctor there and he's limping badly. He limps over to you with a drink in his hand, wearing a party hat. You ask him what's wrong with his leg. He says "I can't understand a word you're saying." Then you say, "That's funny--there was a birthday party here the last time I was here also." Then the doctor says he'll have to get back to you about that. 488703[/snapback] You just nodded off, when you wake up your going to say oh man now Im a human pin cushion...Next time you are on the marta, get off at midtown and walk into the vortex, put a buck in the juke and order a draft... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 It means the Bills are going to get smoked in Foxboro on Sunday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 You arrive at your doctor's office... 488703[/snapback] You were at the NFL draft sitting at the Bill's desk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfanone Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 Sounds like unresovled issues with your mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 As long as your mother wasn't a nurse you should be OK. She wasn't was she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinandjokin Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 To properly analyze this dream, I will need to know, in detail, what the nurses were wearing. Specifically, length of skirts, visible cleavedge, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheRocks Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 You arrive at your doctor's office. The fact that you have arrived means personal success. So you have confidence. They tell you the doctor isn't in today, so the nurse will do the tests. The nurse tells you your health is too high by one centimeter. She refuses to explain any further. Her refusal means you will not score when you hit on the girl dressed as a nurse at the bar on Halloween night. When say you don't understand, she says, "don't you know what a centimeter is?" Then she starts intentionally mumbling nonsense questions. When you say you can't understand, she asks if you've ever been diagnosed with "muted sensibilities." Her mumbling means you get the girl dressed like a nurse on Halloween drunk at the bar but unfortunately she says 'you don't understand' which means you still won't score. Then, a birthday party for the receptionist breaks out with balloons and confetti and the nurse leaves you standing in the waiting room with your pants around your ankles and needles in your arms. I have a vision what this means but you don't want me to post it on a public board. Then, you see your doctor there and he's limping badly. He limps over to you with a drink in his hand, wearing a party hat. You ask him what's wrong with his leg. He says "I can't understand a word you're saying." Then you say, "That's funny--there was a birthday party here the last time I was here also." Then the doctor says he'll have to get back to you about that. The fact that the Dr. is limping means you have Erectile Disfunction but you were somehow able to get a rubber (party hat) over you limpness. 488703[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 To properly analyze this dream, I will need to know, in detail, what the nurses were wearing. Specifically, length of skirts, visible cleavedge, etc. 488797[/snapback] I think I can speak for all, that Candy Stripers would be ideal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomerjamhead Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 How long have you been a Jeff Gordon fan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 You arrive at your doctor's office. They tell you the doctor isn't in today, so the nurse will do the tests. The nurse tells you your health is too high by one centimeter. She refuses to explain any further. When say you don't understand, she says, "don't you know what a centimeter is?" Then she starts intentionally mumbling nonsense questions. When you say you can't understand, she asks if you've ever been diagnosed with "muted sensibilities." Then, a birthday party for the receptionist breaks out with balloons and confetti and the nurse leaves you standing in the waiting room with your pants around your ankles and needles in your arms. Then, you see your doctor there and he's limping badly. He limps over to you with a drink in his hand, wearing a party hat. You ask him what's wrong with his leg. He says "I can't understand a word you're saying." Then you say, "That's funny--there was a birthday party here the last time I was here also." Then the doctor says he'll have to get back to you about that. 488703[/snapback] Take this dream test, it will surly help you. http://web.tickle.com/tests/dreams/?sid=20...&test=dreamsogt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted October 28, 2005 Author Share Posted October 28, 2005 To properly analyze this dream, I will need to know, in detail, what the nurses were wearing. Specifically, length of skirts, visible cleavedge, etc. 488797[/snapback] The nurses were really really unattractive (and mean!). The receptionist was hot though. I remember I kept wanting to leave the spot where the nurses had me and go over to the party area to talk to the receptionist, but I couldn't move with my pants down and everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 How long have you been a Jeff Gordon fan? 488826[/snapback] Jeff Gordons new squeeze. http://www.stuffmagazine.com/cover_girls/girl.aspx?id=435 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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