Mikie2times Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 I remember praying as a kid before the first Super Bowl, the second Super Bowl, the third Super Bowl, and the Fourth Super Bowl. Something tells me god doesn't give a rats ass about football and if he does he sure doesn’t care for our Bills that much.
IndyJay1234 Posted October 27, 2005 Author Posted October 27, 2005 KzooMike said: I remember praying as a kid before the first Super Bowl, the second Super Bowl, the third Super Bowl, and the Fourth Super Bowl. Something tells me god doesn't give a rats ass about football and if he does he sure doesn’t care for our Bills that much. 487529[/snapback] Funny... God Loves football and he loves the Bills... It is just YOU that he does not like... I am kidding.. :-)
BB2004 Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 IndyJay1234 said: If the Bills beat the Patriots I will quit smoking.... I need to anyways so could you please let the Bills win and I will hold up on my end of the bargain...This could be fun. Say a prayer with me and make a deal with the almighty.... 487352[/snapback] Just Remember- Be careful what you wish for, you might just get it.
stevewin Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 Chaplain: O Lord… Congregation: O Lord… Chaplain: … ooh, You are so big… Congregation: … ooh, You are so big… Chaplain: … so absolutely huge. Congregation: … so absolutely huge. Chaplain: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You. Congregation: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You. Chaplain: Forgive us, O Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying, and… Congregation: … and barefaced flattery. Chaplain: But You're so strong and, well, just so… super. Congregation: Fantastic! Chaplain: Amen. Congregation: Amen.
CircleTheWagons Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 KD in CT said: Which is usually defined as the same probability of a Brazilian bikini model showing up on my doorstep tonight. 487421[/snapback] So, did she show up? We need details... (some of us still have some faith, even a little in the Bills )
Guffalo Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 Red Dragon said: God has better things to do than intervene in a meaningless activity. The Big Man has more important things to do than allow you some vicarious satisfaction. 487387[/snapback] Ohh, you mean he didnt help you out in the NLCS either?
bills_fan Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 Quote Just Remember-Be careful what you wish for, you might just get it. Good, then I'll join in as well. But I like to think big. If the Bills ever win a Super Bowl, then I will quit smoking.
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 cåblelady said: God doesn't do football. 487419[/snapback] He does Penn State football. It's why the sky is blue and white.
Nervous Guy Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 JoeSixPack said: He does Penn State football. It's why the sky is blue and white. 487748[/snapback]
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 Nervous Guy said: 487756[/snapback] Scoreboard. Hope you enjoy the Motor City bowl this year
Nervous Guy Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 JoeSixPack said: Scoreboard. Hope you enjoy the Motor City bowl this year 487762[/snapback] scoreboard? yeah, I saw the scoreboard...hehehe... keep woofing MUT heretic.
IndyJay1234 Posted October 27, 2005 Author Posted October 27, 2005 BB2004 said: Just Remember- Be careful what you wish for, you might just get it. 487535[/snapback] I hope so. It is a win win... I actually quit 10 days ago but need to quit longer than 10 days and this could be proper motivation... PLUS THE BILLS BEAT NE!!!!
PromoTheRobot Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 Take heart. God is giving one more championship to teams before the end of the world. Red Sox, White Sox, BILLS! PTR
puente Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 IndyJay1234 said: If the Bills beat the Patriots I will quit smoking.... I need to anyways so could you please let the Bills win and I will hold up on my end of the bargain...This could be fun. Say a prayer with me and make a deal with the almighty.... 487352[/snapback] What are you gonna do if the bills beat them twice this year? become a priest?
IndyJay1234 Posted October 27, 2005 Author Posted October 27, 2005 puente said: What are you gonna do if the bills beat them twice this year? become a priest? 487839[/snapback] If they beat them twice I promise to resign as the President of the Lauvale Sape fan club...
philburger1 Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 IndyJay1234 said: If the Bills beat the Patriots I will quit smoking.... I need to anyways so could you please let the Bills win and I will hold up on my end of the bargain...This could be fun. Say a prayer with me and make a deal with the almighty.... 487352[/snapback] If the Bills beat the Patriots I will stop having sex. Oh wait, my wife already saw to that. I will quick drinking coffee then.
IndyJay1234 Posted November 1, 2005 Author Posted November 1, 2005 Dear God, NFL Games last 60 minutes and not 52.... I will still not smoke but you owe me the next three games!!!
DCBongo Posted November 1, 2005 Posted November 1, 2005 PromoTheRobot said: Take heart. God is giving one more championship to teams before the end of the world. Red Sox, White Sox, BILLS! PTR 487835[/snapback] Don't forget the Cubbies
buckeyemike Posted November 1, 2005 Posted November 1, 2005 DCFaber said: Don't forget the Cubbies 492736[/snapback] Or the Indians. And the Cleveland Browns. Mike
KD in CA Posted November 1, 2005 Posted November 1, 2005 CircleTheWagons said: So, did she show up? We need details... (some of us still have some faith, even a little in the Bills ) 487673[/snapback] Apparently she was ten minutes away and eventhing looked fine, then suddenly the wheels fell off and she crashed and burned.
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