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I remember praying as a kid before the first Super Bowl, the second Super Bowl, the third Super Bowl, and the Fourth Super Bowl. Something tells me god doesn't give a rats ass about football and if he does he sure doesn’t care for our Bills that much.

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I remember praying as a kid before the first Super Bowl, the second Super Bowl, the third Super Bowl, and the Fourth Super Bowl. Something tells me god doesn't give a rats ass about football and if he does he sure doesn’t care for our Bills that much.

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Funny...

 

God Loves football and he loves the Bills... It is just YOU that he does not like... I am kidding.. :-)

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If the Bills beat the Patriots I will quit smoking....  I need to anyways so could you please let the Bills win and I will hold up on my end of the bargain...

This could be fun.  Say a prayer with me and make a deal with the almighty....

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Just Remember-

Be careful what you wish for, you might just get it. :doh:

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Chaplain: O Lord…

Congregation: O Lord…

Chaplain: … ooh, You are so big…

Congregation: … ooh, You are so big…

Chaplain: … so absolutely huge.

Congregation: … so absolutely huge.

Chaplain: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.

Congregation: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.

Chaplain: Forgive us, O Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying, and…

Congregation: … and barefaced flattery.

Chaplain: But You're so strong and, well, just so… super.

Congregation: Fantastic!

Chaplain: Amen.

Congregation: Amen.

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Which is usually defined as the same probability of a Brazilian bikini model showing up on my doorstep tonight.

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So, did she show up? We need details... (some of us still have some faith, even a little in the Bills :doh: )

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God has better things to do than intervene in a meaningless activity. The Big Man has more important things to do than allow you some vicarious satisfaction.

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Ohh, you mean he didnt help you out in the NLCS either?

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Just Remember-

Be careful what you wish for, you might just get it. 

 

Good, then I'll join in as well. But I like to think big. If the Bills ever win a Super Bowl, then I will quit smoking.

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Scoreboard.

 

Hope you enjoy the Motor City bowl this year :doh:

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scoreboard? yeah, I saw the scoreboard...hehehe...

 

keep woofing MUT heretic.

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Just Remember-

    Be careful what you wish for, you might just get it.  :doh:

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I hope so. It is a win win... I actually quit 10 days ago but need to quit longer than 10 days and this could be proper motivation...

 

PLUS THE BILLS BEAT NE!!!!

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If the Bills beat the Patriots I will quit smoking....  I need to anyways so could you please let the Bills win and I will hold up on my end of the bargain...

This could be fun.  Say a prayer with me and make a deal with the almighty....

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What are you gonna do if the bills beat them twice this year? become a priest?

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What are you gonna do if the bills beat them twice this year? become a priest?

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If they beat them twice I promise to resign as the President of the Lauvale Sape fan club...

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If the Bills beat the Patriots I will quit smoking....  I need to anyways so could you please let the Bills win and I will hold up on my end of the bargain...

This could be fun.  Say a prayer with me and make a deal with the almighty....

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If the Bills beat the Patriots I will stop having sex.

Oh wait, my wife already saw to that.

 

I will quick drinking coffee then.

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Take heart.  God is giving one more championship to teams before the end of the world.  Red Sox, White Sox, BILLS!  :doh:

 

PTR

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Don't forget the Cubbies :lol:

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So, did she show up?  We need details... (some of us still have some faith, even a little in the Bills  :lol:  )

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Apparently she was ten minutes away and eventhing looked fine, then suddenly the wheels fell off and she crashed and burned. :doh:

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