IndyJay1234 Posted October 26, 2005 Posted October 26, 2005 If the Bills beat the Patriots I will quit smoking.... I need to anyways so could you please let the Bills win and I will hold up on my end of the bargain... This could be fun. Say a prayer with me and make a deal with the almighty....
smuvtalker Posted October 26, 2005 Posted October 26, 2005 If the Bills beat the Patriots I will quit smoking.... I need to anyways so could you please let the Bills win and I will hold up on my end of the bargain...This could be fun. Say a prayer with me and make a deal with the almighty.... 487352[/snapback] Heavenly Father, Please grant all of us Bills fans here a victory Sunday night. We know that the chances of this happenin are probably a f-fillion to one, but you are the Almighty. Also, in the event you can't get us a victory, at least make all IndyJay's cancer sticks taste like Retatta...I'm sure he'll quit easily after just one... Amen
e-dog Posted October 26, 2005 Posted October 26, 2005 LOL. Oh Heavenly Father please let the Bills win and I promise not to pick on Mike and the o-line for at least a week. Thank-you good Lord.
Typical TBD Guy Posted October 26, 2005 Posted October 26, 2005 If the Bills beat the Patriots I will quit smoking.... I need to anyways so could you please let the Bills win and I will hold up on my end of the bargain...This could be fun. Say a prayer with me and make a deal with the almighty.... 487352[/snapback] FYI, the Samoan War Chant requires the full capacity of your lungs.
Albany,n.y. Posted October 26, 2005 Posted October 26, 2005 If the Bills beat the Patriots I will quit smoking.... I need to anyways so could you please let the Bills win and I will hold up on my end of the bargain...This could be fun. Say a prayer with me and make a deal with the almighty.... 487352[/snapback] You might as well go out and buy more cigarettes before the game .
Johnny Coli Posted October 26, 2005 Posted October 26, 2005 God, I don't believe in you what-so-ever. But if you do exist, you could change my mind by allowing the Bills to crush the Pats.
plenzmd1 Posted October 26, 2005 Posted October 26, 2005 Heavenly Father, Please grant all of us Bills fans here a victory Sunday night. We know that the chances of this happenin are probably a f-fillion to one, but you are the Almighty. Also, in the event you can't get us a victory, at least make all IndyJay's cancer sticks taste like Retatta...I'm sure he'll quit easily after just one... Amen 487356[/snapback] More like a brazillian to one. But I'm with ya, they win, the butts are done!!!!!!!
Red Dragon Posted October 26, 2005 Posted October 26, 2005 Heavenly Father, Please grant all of us Bills fans here a victory Sunday night. We know that the chances of this happenin are probably a f-fillion to one, but you are the Almighty. Also, in the event you can't get us a victory, at least make all IndyJay's cancer sticks taste like Retatta...I'm sure he'll quit easily after just one... Amen 487356[/snapback] God has better things to do than intervene in a meaningless activity. The Big Man has more important things to do than allow you some vicarious satisfaction.
e-dog Posted October 26, 2005 Posted October 26, 2005 God has better things to do than intervene in a meaningless activity. The Big Man has more important things to do than allow you some vicarious satisfaction. 487387[/snapback] You really think so ? Really ?
VABills Posted October 26, 2005 Posted October 26, 2005 God, I don't believe in you what-so-ever. But if you do exist, you could change my mind by allowing the Bills to crush the Pats. 487383[/snapback] I will hold you to that.
BillsObserver Posted October 26, 2005 Posted October 26, 2005 God has better things to do than intervene in a meaningless activity. The Big Man has more important things to do than allow you some vicarious satisfaction. 487387[/snapback] Didn't someone once say on here; some people on this board take things too seriously?
Johnny Coli Posted October 26, 2005 Posted October 26, 2005 I will hold you to that. 487395[/snapback] If I bet my soul-lessness, you should pony up your soul. It's only fair.
cåblelady Posted October 26, 2005 Posted October 26, 2005 This could be fun. Say a prayer with me and make a deal with the almighty.... 487352[/snapback] God doesn't do football.
KD in CA Posted October 26, 2005 Posted October 26, 2005 More like a brazillian to one. Which is usually defined as the same probability of a Brazilian bikini model showing up on my doorstep tonight.
bills_fan Posted October 26, 2005 Posted October 26, 2005 God doesn't do football. Don't we know that...*cough* Wide Right *cough*
smuvtalker Posted October 26, 2005 Posted October 26, 2005 Which is usually defined as the same probability of a Brazilian bikini model showing up on my doorstep tonight. 487421[/snapback] Heavenly Father, If you happen to grant KD's wish, please also let a Brazilian bikini model show up on MY doorstep as well... Amen
BigdaddyinOrlando Posted October 26, 2005 Posted October 26, 2005 Smoke up Johnny!!! But I like the idea. I think I"ll save my big prayer for when we get to the big dance again!!!
IDBillzFan Posted October 26, 2005 Posted October 26, 2005 If I bet my soul-lessness, you should pony up your soul. It's only fair. 487411[/snapback] Sounds fair to me. I hear Satan's front yard is filled with Soul Gnomes.
Johnny Coli Posted October 26, 2005 Posted October 26, 2005 Sounds fair to me. I hear Satan's front yard is filled with Soul Gnomes. 487433[/snapback]
VABills Posted October 27, 2005 Posted October 27, 2005 If I bet my soul-lessness, you should pony up your soul. It's only fair. 487411[/snapback] It's between you and God. I see you're already re-neging on your promise. You get the win for your soul. Me I don't have a soul.
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