IndyJay1234 Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 If the Bills beat the Patriots I will quit smoking.... I need to anyways so could you please let the Bills win and I will hold up on my end of the bargain... This could be fun. Say a prayer with me and make a deal with the almighty.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smuvtalker Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 If the Bills beat the Patriots I will quit smoking.... I need to anyways so could you please let the Bills win and I will hold up on my end of the bargain...This could be fun. Say a prayer with me and make a deal with the almighty.... 487352[/snapback] Heavenly Father, Please grant all of us Bills fans here a victory Sunday night. We know that the chances of this happenin are probably a f-fillion to one, but you are the Almighty. Also, in the event you can't get us a victory, at least make all IndyJay's cancer sticks taste like Retatta...I'm sure he'll quit easily after just one... Amen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
e-dog Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 LOL. Oh Heavenly Father please let the Bills win and I promise not to pick on Mike and the o-line for at least a week. Thank-you good Lord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Typical TBD Guy Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 If the Bills beat the Patriots I will quit smoking.... I need to anyways so could you please let the Bills win and I will hold up on my end of the bargain...This could be fun. Say a prayer with me and make a deal with the almighty.... 487352[/snapback] FYI, the Samoan War Chant requires the full capacity of your lungs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albany,n.y. Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 If the Bills beat the Patriots I will quit smoking.... I need to anyways so could you please let the Bills win and I will hold up on my end of the bargain...This could be fun. Say a prayer with me and make a deal with the almighty.... 487352[/snapback] You might as well go out and buy more cigarettes before the game . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Coli Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 God, I don't believe in you what-so-ever. But if you do exist, you could change my mind by allowing the Bills to crush the Pats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 Heavenly Father, Please grant all of us Bills fans here a victory Sunday night. We know that the chances of this happenin are probably a f-fillion to one, but you are the Almighty. Also, in the event you can't get us a victory, at least make all IndyJay's cancer sticks taste like Retatta...I'm sure he'll quit easily after just one... Amen 487356[/snapback] More like a brazillian to one. But I'm with ya, they win, the butts are done!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Dragon Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 Heavenly Father, Please grant all of us Bills fans here a victory Sunday night. We know that the chances of this happenin are probably a f-fillion to one, but you are the Almighty. Also, in the event you can't get us a victory, at least make all IndyJay's cancer sticks taste like Retatta...I'm sure he'll quit easily after just one... Amen 487356[/snapback] God has better things to do than intervene in a meaningless activity. The Big Man has more important things to do than allow you some vicarious satisfaction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
e-dog Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 God has better things to do than intervene in a meaningless activity. The Big Man has more important things to do than allow you some vicarious satisfaction. 487387[/snapback] You really think so ? Really ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 God, I don't believe in you what-so-ever. But if you do exist, you could change my mind by allowing the Bills to crush the Pats. 487383[/snapback] I will hold you to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsObserver Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 God has better things to do than intervene in a meaningless activity. The Big Man has more important things to do than allow you some vicarious satisfaction. 487387[/snapback] Didn't someone once say on here; some people on this board take things too seriously? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Coli Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 I will hold you to that. 487395[/snapback] If I bet my soul-lessness, you should pony up your soul. It's only fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cåblelady Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 This could be fun. Say a prayer with me and make a deal with the almighty.... 487352[/snapback] God doesn't do football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 More like a brazillian to one. Which is usually defined as the same probability of a Brazilian bikini model showing up on my doorstep tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bills_fan Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 God doesn't do football. Don't we know that...*cough* Wide Right *cough* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smuvtalker Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 Which is usually defined as the same probability of a Brazilian bikini model showing up on my doorstep tonight. 487421[/snapback] Heavenly Father, If you happen to grant KD's wish, please also let a Brazilian bikini model show up on MY doorstep as well... Amen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigdaddyinOrlando Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 Smoke up Johnny!!! But I like the idea. I think I"ll save my big prayer for when we get to the big dance again!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 If I bet my soul-lessness, you should pony up your soul. It's only fair. 487411[/snapback] Sounds fair to me. I hear Satan's front yard is filled with Soul Gnomes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Coli Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 Sounds fair to me. I hear Satan's front yard is filled with Soul Gnomes. 487433[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 If I bet my soul-lessness, you should pony up your soul. It's only fair. 487411[/snapback] It's between you and God. I see you're already re-neging on your promise. You get the win for your soul. Me I don't have a soul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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