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Proof that female whales are not Marines:

 

Two whales, a male and a female, were swimming side by

side in the ocean. Suddenly, the male whale spots a

ship in the distance. He recognizes it as the whaling

ship that had killed his father.

 

Filled with anger, he says to his female companion,

"That's the ship that killed my father! Let's swim

closer!"

 

When they were close enough, the male said, "Why don't

we swim under the ship and blow air through our blow

holes and break the ship into a million pieces? That

will be sweet revenge." And the female agreed to this.

 

So they each took a deep breath of air, swam under the

ship, and blew enormous amounts of air under the ship.

The ship flew into the air and crashed back to the sea

and broke into a million pieces.

 

The pair of whales started to swim off when they

realized that the sailors were not dead, but clinging

to pieces of wood and floating in the ocean. The male

whale was furious and said to the female whale,

"They're still alive, but I've got another idea. Let's

swim around and gulp up all the sailors!"

 

That's when the female stopped swimming, looked at the

male and said, "Oh no.... I agreed to the blow job but

I'm not swallowing the seamen."

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Ahh, reading that article with the mention of Faces of Death, brings a warm feeling to my heart of days gone by, sitting in my college apartment, watching Faces of Death on a cold snowy night to warm me up

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Faces of death 1,2 and 3......pretty shocking realy.....

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Proof that female whales are not Marines:

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Fag.

 

A college professor, an avowed Atheist, was teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that there is no God, the expression “One Nation Under God” was unconstitutional, and further, he was going to prove there is no God.

Addressing the ceiling, he shouted: “God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I’ll give you 15 minutes!”

The lecture room fell silent. You could have heard a pin drop. Ten minutes went by.

Again he taunted God, saying, “Here I am, God! I’m still waiting!”

His countdown got down to the last couple of minutes when a Marine just released from active duty and newly registered in the class walked up to the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent him off his lofty platform. The professor was out cold! At first the students were shocked and babbled in confusion.

The young Marine took a seat in the front row and sat there quietly. The class fell silent… waiting.

Eventually, the professor came to, shaken. He looked at the young Marine in the front row. When he regained his senses and could speak he yelled, “What’s the matter with you? Why did you do that?”

“God was busy. He sent me.”

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