It's not easy being a Republican

[blzrul]

Subject: Things you have to believe to be a Republican today

 

 

Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when

Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did

business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't

find Bin Laden" diversion.

 

Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist,

but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of

international harmony.

 

The United States should get out of the United Nations, and

our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions

against Iraq.

 

A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body,

but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting

all mankind without regulation.

 

Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and

Hillary Clinton.

 

The best way to improve military morale is to praise the

troops in speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and

combat pay.

 

If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have

sex.

 

A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time

allies, then demand their cooperation and money.

 

Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy.

Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.

 

HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the

public at heart.

 

Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science,

but creationism should be taught in schools.

 

A president lying about an extramarital affair is an

impeachable offense.

 

A president lying to enlist support for a war in which

thousands die is solid defense policy.

 

Government should limit itself to the powers named in the

Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and

censoring the Internet.

 

The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades,

but George Bush's driving record is none of our business.

 

Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless

you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness, and

you need our prayers for your recovery.

 

You support states' rights, which means Attorney General John

Ashcroft can tell states what local voter initiatives they

have the right to adopt.

 

What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national

interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.

 

Feel free to pass this on. If you don't send it to at least

10 other people, we're likely to be stuck with Bush for 4

more years.

[Alaska Darin]

These just never get old.

 

That post was about as fresh as your politics, Debbie.

[erynthered]

These just never get old. 

 

That post was about as fresh as your politics, Debbie.

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Yeah BUTT, she fought in Vietnam, via through sweden through France and China and then through Turkey. SHE KNOWS.

 

 

 

!@#$ing sky is falling look out.

[RkFast]

Too !@#$ing easy:

 

 

Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when

Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did

business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't

find Bin Laden" diversion.

 

Dont let the fact that Iraq qas fighting IRAN when we armed Hussein. Remember how things were going with THEM back then?

 

Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist,

but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of

international harmony.

 

Three words: Boats with missles

 

The United States should get out of the United Nations, and

our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions

against Iraq.

 

The US should get out BECUASE the U.N. doesntenfore resolutions. Chicken before egg? DUG!

 

A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body,

but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting

all mankind without regulation.

 

A fourteen year old should be allowed to have sex. A family doesnt NEED a daddy.

 

Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and

Hillary Clinton.

 

Christ hates noone. But who wouold expect a liberal to understand ANYTHING about the life of Him?

 

The best way to improve military morale is to praise the

troops in speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and

combat pay.

 

This coming from a bunch of people who would arm the military with slingshots and bats if they could.

 

If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have

sex.

 

Those fourteen year olds need to learn how to !@#$. And !@#$ good!

 

A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time

allies, then demand their cooperation and money.

 

Becuase France has been such a good ally over the years, havent they? But hey...as long as little Michelle knows how to take it in the ass, this wont be a problem!

 

Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy.

Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.

 

Leave the Iraqis in the streets!

 

HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the

public at heart.

 

Werent you just bitching that ALL Americans are entitled to health care? Who's paying for all that? Donald Trump? YOURE FIRED!

 

Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science,

but creationism should be taught in schools.

 

I have an idea, lets give a speech on global warming on the COLDEST day of the year!

 

A president lying about an extramarital affair is an

impeachable offense.

 

A president lying to enlist support for a war in which

thousands die is solid defense policy.

 

Im WAY too tired to dig up all the quotse from Kerry, Clinton, Gore and even Teddy-boy saying Saddam has to go becuase of his possesion ofWMD. But THEY werent lying. Bush was. ROTFL!!!!!

 

Government should limit itself to the powers named in the

Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and

censoring the Internet.

 

We need to be more tolerant of others opinions. Unless youre AGAINST things like gay marriages and for conservative morals. Then you should "shut up".

 

The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades,

but George Bush's driving record is none of our business.

 

Busdh has admitted he has a past. Clinton hasnt.

 

Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless

you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness, and

you need our prayers for your recovery.

 

Rush WENT to rehab and gave up his gig for a while.

 

You support states' rights, which means Attorney General John

Ashcroft can tell states what local voter initiatives they

have the right to adopt.

 

The boogey man!

 

What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national

interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.

 

And where did "Texans for Truth" come from? Right.

[Paco]

i am not a democrat

i am not a liberal

i hate geoge bush because he only cares about the rich, he looks at the average american as a dumb ass

 

am i supposed to be so dumb as to beleive our economy is going great, when whole industries have left our country and went over seas?

 

bush is lair plain and simple

 

and chenney belongs in a cell next to john rigas

 

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/artic...6-2004Aug3.html

 

look at channey, cooking to books and not being held responsible for it.

he should be sitting next to OLD John in the clink, instead he is running for vp

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You are a democrat. You are not a liberal. I got that far, and then I realized that our country is in the crapper because we have one of two problems.

 

Either our country's ability to educate has failed miserably, or we have no problem with 12 year olds having access to computers and posting on a political message board.

 

Okay...how about this.

 

Why is George Bush a "lair?" I'll even accept an answer to the question "Why is George Bush a liar?" Either one. Your choice.

 

Was Channey cooking to books, or was Chenney cooking two books?

 

Next question: supposing you're old enough to have a job, who owns the company? Maybe a rich dude? And did he get rich because George Bush is president? Are you NOT rich because George Bush is president? Are you unemployed? Do you have health insurance? A family to take care of? Or do you live alone in some one bedroom apartment with a high school diploma and no understanding why your life sucks?

 

I'm just curious what your thoughts are on any or all of these points.

 

Thank God your're a Democrat, anyway.

[Buftex]

Too !@#$ing easy:

Dont let the fact that Iraq qas fighting IRAN when we armed Hussein. Remember how things were going with THEM back then?

Three words: Boats with missles

The US should get out BECUASE the U.N. doesntenfore resolutions. Chicken before egg? DUG!

A fourteen year old should be allowed to have sex. A family doesnt NEED a daddy.

Christ hates noone. But who wouold expect a liberal to understand ANYTHING about the life of Him?

This coming from a bunch of people who would arm the military with slingshots and bats if they could.

Those fourteen year olds need to learn how to !@#$. And !@#$ good!

Becuase France has been such a good ally over the years, havent they? But hey...as long as little Michelle knows how to take it in the ass, this wont be a problem!

Leave the Iraqis in the streets!

Werent you just bitching that ALL Americans are entitled to health care? Who's paying for all that? Donald Trump? YOURE FIRED!

I have an idea, lets give a speech on global warming on the COLDEST day of the year!

Im WAY too tired to dig up all the quotse from Kerry, Clinton, Gore and even Teddy-boy saying Saddam has to go becuase of his possesion ofWMD. But THEY werent lying. Bush was. ROTFL!!!!!

We need to be more tolerant of others opinions. Unless youre AGAINST things like gay marriages and for conservative morals. Then you should "shut up".

Busdh has admitted he has a past. Clinton hasnt.

Rush WENT to rehab and gave up his gig for a while.

The boogey man!

And where did "Texans for Truth" come from? Right.

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[Alaska Darin]

it aint easy being independent

 

you have all of these brain washed fools trying to convince you that logic makes no sense

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Anybody who would waste a vote on John Kerry ain't an independant.

[Guest RabidBillsFanVT]

Too !@#$ing easy:

Three words: Boats with missles

HAHAHA what, does Castro get his missile parts from 1950's Edsels??

WAIT.... you just said that Castro's boats are more of a threat than China's nuclear missiles, able to reach us with no problems?? Sorry, but ummm China could wipe us out, and all Castro could do is flick things at us. Come on!

Christ hates noone. But who wouold expect a liberal to understand ANYTHING about the life of Him?

What is to UNDERSTAND about His life got to do with the intolerance of people who call themselves Christian? The Bible teaches that you love everyone. That's what my MAJOR problem is with other Christians... they say and do all of these terrible things to gay people, when all they need to do is follow what Jesus taught. It is very dissapointing to say the least. She is right on this point; the hypocrisy is glaring, and it makes Christians look like fools when people act this way.

This coming from a bunch of people who would arm the military with slingshots and bats if they could.

No, it does NOT. It comes from a LOT of people who you never see... veterans, active duty members, reservists, and other employees of the DOD. Some people aren't stupid; they can see what is going on.

Teddy-boy saying Saddam has to go becuase of his possesion ofWMD. But THEY werent lying. Bush was. ROTFL!!!!!

When someone comes into a theater yelling' FIRE!!!!!!! everyone out!!' you don't turn to the guy and ask 'FIRE? Is there really a fire?? Are you ABSOLUTELY SURE??' Come to reality on this point; Congress and the UN was was given bad information.

We need to be more tolerant of others opinions. Unless youre AGAINST things like gay marriages and for conservative morals. Then you should "shut up".

The CONSTITUTION gives us the right, drafted by the Founding Fathers. That's why we have to listen to YOU as well.... get used to it!!

Rush WENT to rehab and gave up his gig for a while.

YES, and guess what? So do MANY, MANY other drug addicts who spent time in prison for doing the same thing he did. He is the worst kind of person; a loudmouth, hatred-mongering, misleading propagandist.

The boogey man!

That same boogey man caused the American Revolution the LAST TIME people's rights were severely infringed upon in this country. We will be watching, and although there won't be a revolution, we'll vote their a$$ out and repeal/vote down anything that goes too far.

[KD in CA]

No it sure isn't easy being a Republican these days. You have to step over morons like you on a daily basis. It gets old.

[ExiledInIllinois]

Anybody who would waste a vote on John Kerry ain't an independant.

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If you vote... NO VOTE is wasted.

 

Just shows how ignorant you are.

[VABills]

If you vote... NO VOTE is wasted.

 

Just shows how ignorant you are.

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Wow you really are stupid aren't you. Darin makes a lot of sense here. He comes from a state that is solidly for one candidate. His vote will have no effct on this election. He votes third party, in hopes that this "3rd party" can garner enough votes to get the minimum to ensure a spot during the next election, and two possibly get federal matching funds. This is the only way a third party will make a difference, is through forward thinking individuals.

 

Of course being a stupid, here take care of me and everyone because the government knows better lemming, you wouldn't be able to think about tomorrow, let alone 10 years down the road.

 

Go back to your little hole and maybe kerry/gore/dean can scream and dance for you.

[ExiledInIllinois]

Wow you really are stupid aren't you.  Darin makes a lot of sense here.  He comes from a state that is solidly for one candidate. His vote will have no effct on this election.  He votes third party, in hopes that this "3rd party" can garner enough votes to get the minimum to ensure a spot during the next election, and two possibly get federal matching funds.  This is the only way a third party will make a difference, is through forward thinking individuals. 

 

Of course being a stupid, here take care of me and everyone because the government knows better lemming, you wouldn't be able to think about tomorrow, let alone 10 years down the road. 

 

Go back to your little hole and maybe kerry/gore/dean can scream and dance for you.

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I think you misread my reply.

 

AGAIN... NO VOTE IS WASTED.

 

You want to vote for a third party, fine.

 

My point was as long as you vote, vote your heart.

 

I have no problem with voting his heart.

 

You vote for Bush, fine.

 

Kerry, fine.

 

Anybody else, fine.

 

I voted for Nader in 2000 for the exact same reason AD will vote for a third choice.

 

I just believe that the stakes have changed in 2004... That is my belief.

 

So go pound some salt...