smokinandjokin Posted October 25, 2005 Posted October 25, 2005 I am usually pretty good with my Halloween costumes. I try to take somebody in current events and dress up like them. The pinnacle was two years ago, when Roy Horn got mauled by the tiger. I had a gay-ass white jumpsuit on, a sparkley gold vest, and I bought a little stuffed white tiger. I stapled the tiger to my collar, and had a big gash on my neck and fake blood on my shirt. Everyone loved it, except for one girl who called me the "most classless person she has ever seen." I mean hey, come on, it's not like the guy died! That same year, in July, Kobe was accused of rape. My friend (a black kid) went out on Halloween with a full Lakers Kobe Bryant uniform, with the shorts, high tops, everything. His girlfriend (a blond white girl) wore a khaki skirt and white button down shirt, with a nametag from the Cordillera resort (or whatever it was called.) We had a crew of about 12 friends out in the bars, but people were appalled when they saw Kobe walk in holding hands with his accuser, followed by Roy Horn with a bloody tiger on his neck. It was hilarious. And one of my friends was Bartman from the Cubs game...He looked just like him with the turtleneck, sweatshirt, Cubs hat, and headphones on...It was nice. So, that brings me to this year...I have to go to a party on Saturday, and I don't know what to do...Anybody have any good suggestions?
erynthered Posted October 25, 2005 Posted October 25, 2005 I am usually pretty good with my Halloween costumes. I try to take somebody in current events and dress up like them. The pinnacle was two years ago, when Roy Horn got mauled by the tiger. I had a gay-ass white jumpsuit on, a sparkley gold vest, and I bought a little stuffed white tiger. I stapled the tiger to my collar, and had a big gash on my neck and fake blood on my shirt. Everyone loved it, except for one girl who called me the "most classless person she has ever seen." I mean hey, come on, it's not like the guy died! That same year, in July, Kobe was accused of rape. My friend (a black kid) went out on Halloween with a full Lakers Kobe Bryant uniform, with the shorts, high tops, everything. His girlfriend (a blond white girl) wore a khaki skirt and white button down shirt, with a nametag from the Cordillera resort (or whatever it was called.) We had a crew of about 12 friends out in the bars, but people were appalled when they saw Kobe walk in holding hands with his accuser, followed by Roy Horn with a bloody tiger on his neck. It was hilarious. And one of my friends was Bartman from the Cubs game...He looked just like him with the turtleneck, sweatshirt, Cubs hat, and headphones on...It was nice. So, that brings me to this year...I have to go to a party on Saturday, and I don't know what to do...Anybody have any good suggestions? 486336[/snapback] Go out and get a Doctors coat, put a name tag on that says "Dr. Howie Feltersnatch" Cheap costume though.
EZC-Boston Posted October 25, 2005 Posted October 25, 2005 douse yourself in gasoline and then light yourself on fire and goes as anybody on the football board...
taterhill Posted October 25, 2005 Posted October 25, 2005 quit your job, punch your wife, don't pay your bills, grow a pube stache and go as a Dolphins fan
aussiew Posted October 25, 2005 Posted October 25, 2005 I'm wearing my Bills gear. In Dallas, that IS a halloween costume.
smokinandjokin Posted October 25, 2005 Author Posted October 25, 2005 quit your job, punch your wife, don't pay your bills, grow a pube stache and go as a Dolphins fan 486429[/snapback] Outstanding! All while wearing a bright orange Ricky jersey!
KD in CA Posted October 25, 2005 Posted October 25, 2005 I'm wearing my Bills gear. In Dallas, that IS a halloween costume. 486462[/snapback] Of course, nobody will be frightened of that costume. Especially running backs.
The Jokeman Posted October 25, 2005 Posted October 25, 2005 If going topical, try going as Janet Jackson's daughter.
erynthered Posted October 25, 2005 Posted October 25, 2005 Rosa Parks? Na, not a good idea. Maybe a cat would be a better idea. I kid............
/dev/null Posted October 26, 2005 Posted October 26, 2005 dress up as a hunter sew a patch of a silhoutte'd beaver in between some crosshairs put in a pistol hoslter put a dildo in the pistol holster beaver hunter
IDBillzFan Posted October 26, 2005 Posted October 26, 2005 You could just roll around in a pile of dog schit so you're covered from head-to-toe and stink to high heavens and wear a nametag that says "Paris Hilton's Snatch".
The Dean Posted October 26, 2005 Posted October 26, 2005 Had you started early enough (and with a TON of commitment) you could have done THIS: http://orangeman.commo.de/
UConn James Posted October 26, 2005 Posted October 26, 2005 dress as the heineken looter from N.O. 486354[/snapback] Yaknow, that's probably the best one I've heard this year. You'd need to get a prostetic forehead to get that many wrinkles tho. Guy looked like Wharf on Star Trek.
Dan Gross Posted October 26, 2005 Posted October 26, 2005 There was a pretty good idea on today's Foxtrot. Though not relevant to the question, yesterday's cartoon was pretty good too.
KD in CA Posted October 26, 2005 Posted October 26, 2005 Though not relevant to the question, yesterday's cartoon was pretty good too. 486726[/snapback] Funny.....that's a good strip.
stevestojan Posted October 26, 2005 Posted October 26, 2005 i'm gonna be billy fuccillo. My friend is gonna be tom park. And yes, our costumes are gonna be HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE! (wondering how long it will take before someone will punch me that night)
Pete Posted October 26, 2005 Posted October 26, 2005 i'm gonna be billy fuccillo. My friend is gonna be tom park. And yes, our costumes are gonna be HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE! (wondering how long it will take before someone will punch me that night) 486793[/snapback] who the hell is billy fuccillo and tom park?
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