smokinandjokin Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 I am usually pretty good with my Halloween costumes. I try to take somebody in current events and dress up like them. The pinnacle was two years ago, when Roy Horn got mauled by the tiger. I had a gay-ass white jumpsuit on, a sparkley gold vest, and I bought a little stuffed white tiger. I stapled the tiger to my collar, and had a big gash on my neck and fake blood on my shirt. Everyone loved it, except for one girl who called me the "most classless person she has ever seen." I mean hey, come on, it's not like the guy died! That same year, in July, Kobe was accused of rape. My friend (a black kid) went out on Halloween with a full Lakers Kobe Bryant uniform, with the shorts, high tops, everything. His girlfriend (a blond white girl) wore a khaki skirt and white button down shirt, with a nametag from the Cordillera resort (or whatever it was called.) We had a crew of about 12 friends out in the bars, but people were appalled when they saw Kobe walk in holding hands with his accuser, followed by Roy Horn with a bloody tiger on his neck. It was hilarious. And one of my friends was Bartman from the Cubs game...He looked just like him with the turtleneck, sweatshirt, Cubs hat, and headphones on...It was nice. So, that brings me to this year...I have to go to a party on Saturday, and I don't know what to do...Anybody have any good suggestions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 I am usually pretty good with my Halloween costumes. I try to take somebody in current events and dress up like them. The pinnacle was two years ago, when Roy Horn got mauled by the tiger. I had a gay-ass white jumpsuit on, a sparkley gold vest, and I bought a little stuffed white tiger. I stapled the tiger to my collar, and had a big gash on my neck and fake blood on my shirt. Everyone loved it, except for one girl who called me the "most classless person she has ever seen." I mean hey, come on, it's not like the guy died! That same year, in July, Kobe was accused of rape. My friend (a black kid) went out on Halloween with a full Lakers Kobe Bryant uniform, with the shorts, high tops, everything. His girlfriend (a blond white girl) wore a khaki skirt and white button down shirt, with a nametag from the Cordillera resort (or whatever it was called.) We had a crew of about 12 friends out in the bars, but people were appalled when they saw Kobe walk in holding hands with his accuser, followed by Roy Horn with a bloody tiger on his neck. It was hilarious. And one of my friends was Bartman from the Cubs game...He looked just like him with the turtleneck, sweatshirt, Cubs hat, and headphones on...It was nice. So, that brings me to this year...I have to go to a party on Saturday, and I don't know what to do...Anybody have any good suggestions? 486336[/snapback] Go out and get a Doctors coat, put a name tag on that says "Dr. Howie Feltersnatch" Cheap costume though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBud Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 Tiger and Elin Woods? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 dress as the heineken looter from N.O. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EZC-Boston Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 douse yourself in gasoline and then light yourself on fire and goes as anybody on the football board... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 quit your job, punch your wife, don't pay your bills, grow a pube stache and go as a Dolphins fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
col_forbin Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 Burger King Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 I'm wearing my Bills gear. In Dallas, that IS a halloween costume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinandjokin Posted October 25, 2005 Author Share Posted October 25, 2005 quit your job, punch your wife, don't pay your bills, grow a pube stache and go as a Dolphins fan 486429[/snapback] Outstanding! All while wearing a bright orange Ricky jersey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 I'm wearing my Bills gear. In Dallas, that IS a halloween costume. 486462[/snapback] Of course, nobody will be frightened of that costume. Especially running backs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jokeman Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 If going topical, try going as Janet Jackson's daughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 Rosa Parks? Na, not a good idea. Maybe a cat would be a better idea. I kid............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 dress up as a hunter sew a patch of a silhoutte'd beaver in between some crosshairs put in a pistol hoslter put a dildo in the pistol holster beaver hunter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 You could just roll around in a pile of dog schit so you're covered from head-to-toe and stink to high heavens and wear a nametag that says "Paris Hilton's Snatch". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 Had you started early enough (and with a TON of commitment) you could have done THIS: http://orangeman.commo.de/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UConn James Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 dress as the heineken looter from N.O. 486354[/snapback] Yaknow, that's probably the best one I've heard this year. You'd need to get a prostetic forehead to get that many wrinkles tho. Guy looked like Wharf on Star Trek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 There was a pretty good idea on today's Foxtrot. Though not relevant to the question, yesterday's cartoon was pretty good too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 Though not relevant to the question, yesterday's cartoon was pretty good too. 486726[/snapback] Funny.....that's a good strip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 i'm gonna be billy fuccillo. My friend is gonna be tom park. And yes, our costumes are gonna be HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE! (wondering how long it will take before someone will punch me that night) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 i'm gonna be billy fuccillo. My friend is gonna be tom park. And yes, our costumes are gonna be HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE! (wondering how long it will take before someone will punch me that night) 486793[/snapback] who the hell is billy fuccillo and tom park? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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